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Turtle In A Gross Sewer, Eating Bananas In A Gross Sewer
Raph was happily sitting on the couch in the living room of the liar.
One hand flipping through the channels on the TV and the other hand was holding a banana which he was slowly chewing on, savoring the flavor until he finished it and would start with a new one like he had been doing constantly for a few days now.
That was when he heard music of a piano.
Turning around his jaw dropped at what he saw.
There was a huge piano standing a few feet away from the couch with Raph's best friend Casey Jones playing it while being dressed as a gangster with sunglasses, a fake golden tooth and all and behind him were his brothers, each wearing jumpsuits and afro wigs in their respective color.
That was when the singing started.
Leo, Don and Mikey: Turtle in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Eating bananas in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Woah
Turtle in a gross sewer
Woah
Turtle in a gross sewer
Woah
Eating bananas in a gross sewer
Casey: Yeah
When I saw you in that gross sewer eating those bananas
I knew you were no ordinary turtle
Leo, Don and Mikey: Eating bananas in a gross sewer
Casey: I know it's really hard for you
Fools try to put you down
But you just keep on eating those bananas
Because you will always be the
Leo, Don and Mikey: Turtle in a gross sewer
Woahh
Turtle in a gross sewer
Woah
Turtle in a gross sewer
Woah
Eating bananas in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Turtle in a gross sewer
Eating bananas in a gross sewer
When they were done and grinned at Raph the red banded turtle felt his eye twitch and without a word he gathered his bananas and walked away, leaving his brothers and friend.
"Oh, come one! We worked hard on that song! You could've at least smiled!" Mikey whined.
Hearing the commotion Master Splinter and April O'Neil who had been having a conversation in another room came to look what was going on and when they saw the three remaining turtles and the man they just stared blankly.
"Should we ask?" April asked.
"I believe it would be wise not to if we wish to spare some of the sanity we have left." Splinter answered.
"Works for me." April shrugged and with that the two of them left again.
The End
Hey, my fallow TMNT fans! This was just something stupid that popped up in my mind and here it is. The song is a parody I made from 'Hamster on a piano' from 'Parry Gripp'. Please review and read my other stories! Bye! *waves*
