"Your kid just threw his milk at me."

"I'm sure he didn't mean it Padfoot, mind you, he is and evil genius already. But really, did you withhold the banana from him? Either that or he's exactly like me.. Please, please tell me you didn't withhold the banana, then I'd get to brag to Lily about it!"

"I withheld the banana-"

"Damn!"

"-and I've got a huge bruise forming on my forehead now, young Harry is going to get payback off his Uncle Sirius later in life. You've been warned!" Sirius grinned.

"What did my son do to you to get payback, Black?" Lily asked, entering the room at top speed. "You know, if I can't trust Black to look after my son, James, he's going to need a new godparent. I was thinking Alice and Frank, then Neville could have a friend!"

"Blimey, Evans - sorry Potter - got that planned out a bit soon, haven't we? Are you planning on bumping me off like you did Jamesey's hamster?" Sirius sniggered.

"It was an accident...plus it's bloody eyes were bright red! It looked like Voldemort in hamster form! And I wanted Alice and Frank all along! I mean seriously, James got you as best man, and godfather, it's not fair, I wanted to choose someone for something!"

"Mate," said James in mock seriousness, "My wife has it in for you. You'd better run, she's evil when she's in a tizzy. Trust me, I've spent six years knowing what it feels like. Lily, love, I hate to break it to you, but you're one scary woman!"

Lily smiled, smugly, "I'm glad you thinks so dear! Now, Black, whilst we're out, do not withhold the banana. Do not get the toy broomstick out. Oh, and in no way will you corrupt my son to your evil Marauder-ish ways! Do I make myself clear?"

"Fine. I'll run away then. Bye!"

"Bye, Sirius!"