Bond Girls
Let me tell you of girls loved by Bond, James
It's a very long list with many a name
Sylvia Trench is the first one of many
Next is his secretary Moneypenny

The next are Jill and Tilly Masterson
Followed closely by Paula Caplan
Agent Mary Goodnight was a one night stand
So was Karla Milovoy who played in a band

Everyone knows that Bond is no fool
That's how he got with two gypsies and Plenty O' Toole
Paris and Rosie Carver are not related
But with both of them 007 mated

Next is Bond's dead wife Tracy Vicenzo
And Xenia Onatopp whom he met in a Casino
Marie, Naomi, Bianca and more
Lets not forget Corinne Dufour

Bond also loved Asian women as you can see
Now that I mention Wai Lin, Kissy Suzuki and Aki
The "Cigar girl" broke James Bond's arm
But Dr. Warmflash made sure he came to no harm

There's also Anya Amasova
And programmer Natalya Simonova
Electra King, and Pussy galore
But I'm not done yet…there's several more

May Day and Helga Brandt are the next two girls
But they can't compare to Domino Derval
He's slept with Solitaire and Tiffany Case
Bond always was a sucker for a pretty face…

Caroline, Magda and Lupe Lamora
Pam Bouvier is another but there's still more
Miss Taro tried to kill Bond and that's just wrong
But her resistance to his charm didn't last long
Holly Goodhead assisted during operation Moonraker
Together they sent the bad guy to his maker
Honey Ryder helped stop Dr. No
Bond kept her safe with his knowledge of Judo

Tatiana Romanova was a soviet spy
Bond had her too and that's not a lie
Melina Havelock was deadly with a crossbow
Bond spent the night with her too you know

Bond ran across a girl named Andrea Anders
To get with her Bond minded his manners
Octopussy lived on an island of all ladies, they say
When Bond visited there he wasn't seen until the next day

Fiona Volpe ended up sleeping with Bond
Even after he crashed her motorcycle into a pond
There was a single girl named Christmas Jones
But after she met bond she's never alone

Stacy Sutton and Jinx are the last two women
They both helped kill a super villain
That's the last of the girls for now and that's just groovy
but there's sure to be more in the next Bond movie