Mellow 0ut's "Unusual" Encounter

"Ah, what a wonderful week I've had so far, first I got my new computer, I had school off, and I was able to play my favorite vidya, team fortress 2." Mellow said in a joyous tone. After a few hours of playing war themed hat simulator a steam notification had appeared on Mellow's screen. "Meet me at the warehouse behind school if you want free unusuals" said the message. "Oh boy! I bet my lord and savior Gaben realized how god like I am at TF2 and decided I deserve all the unusuals ever! " Said Mellow in an excited tone.

The next day after school Mellow headed for the warehouse with his new laptop in tow. Once he entered the warehouse he saw a man sitting in front of a table in a dark room, the only light was shining on the man at the table. Mellow approached the man and set hit laptop down. "Open tf2" the man said in a slurred english monotone voice. "Y-yes sir" Said Mellow, only able to see the bottom half of the man as the darkness was blocking his face. Once tf2 had opened on the computer the man snatched the laptop and inserted a basic looking USB stick, suddenly all the items were disappearing from Mellow's inventory one by one, his hats, his miscs, all gone.

Suddenly the lights turned on once all the items had disappeared, showing none other than the one, the only Kim Jong Un sitting across the table, behind him is an army or North Korean soldiers. "Oh ho ho ho ho- get leady fol the time of youl rife merro!" Un said laughing in his broken english. Suddenly on a huge monitor behind everyone was Mellow's empty inventory, then Mellow was grabbed by a pair of mechanical arms and thrown on a stage.

Once on stage the North Korean soldiers started undoing there pants, one by one lining up to get on stage. "Please! I only wanted my unusuals, you can have my hats just let me go!" Mellow pleaded. :Oh you'rr get you'le unrusururs" Said Un while laughing hysterically and sweating of bacon grease.

The soldiers were making their way closer to Mellow, and there was no way for him to escape. Suddenly a Soldier grabs him from behind and tears off Mellows pants. "I hope it was worth the weight" said the soldier as he stuck his penis in Mellows pooper. As soon as soldier was inside of poor little Mellow a "ding" sound appeared on the big monitor, "You have found a new item! Unusual Salty Dog with scorching flames effect!". "YES" Mellow said in excitement, "GIVE ME MORE UNUSUALS, I NEED ALL THE HATS" Mellow yelled in joy as his time for all the tf2 swag had come.

Mellow then took every north Korean soldier happily as more and more unusual hat notifications appeared on screen. Finally there was only one more person left, Kim Jong Un. Mellow resisted at first, but then he realized this was the last one he needed to please until he got the very last unusual hat in the game. "Have your way with me Un!" Mellow screamed. Un danced like a fat kid at McDonalds and had his way with Mellow, plowing and rimming for at least an hour, and then all of a sudden a finally "ding" was heard... "Congratulations you've unlocked all the unusual hats in the game. Thanks for playing" Said the notification. "I WIN! I WIN!" Mellow sung in joy, but all of a sudden something had fallen through the ceiling. "Uh no, it's just me Gabe Newell" It was our lord and savior, Gaben! Almight Gaben rolled over to the glorious leader and said "It's time" Un just looked at him and smiled, Un then took out a button from his pocket that said launch codes. From the floor a pad opened up with a rocket inside, there was a countdown done by Gaben and once the missile had launched it rose to the heavens and then exploded, thus making it rain copies of Half-Life episode 3. The End

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