So this is kind of stuck in my mind and I have to get it out, so I'm not sure if I'll continue it or not! Let me know if you think I should!
Rules for living in the Bunker:
These are being put into place because lets be honest, when you have a bunker containing 2 humans, a ghost of a former vessel, four archangels, two seraphs, a prophet, and of course Bobby things are bound to happen and someone is bound to try something stupid. No Gabriel I wasn't speaking solely about you, just partially about you, a very larger part compared to the others, but not solely you. Take these rules and read them, memorize them, love them, and live them.
1)Adam just because you are dead does not give you the right to haunt and/or posses people who aren't.
(Considering there is two choices cause I can't posses angels and Bobby scares me, I think I'll take my best choice. Dean your gonna die! - Adam)
2) Holding grudges isn't beneficial for anyone (pretty self explanatory - Sam)
-Michael and Lucifer
-Adam and Dean
-Balthazar and Bobby (Dude if your gonna drink the last of the alcohol the least you could do is snap some more up)
3) Adam your 18, stop throwing temper tantrums
(We hired a physic cause the Bitch wouldn't stop being an ass and he gave us the silent treatment and then started to throw stuff at us - Dean)
(He had it comin! I don't have to act my age, I'm dead aka ageless stupid! - Adam)
4) Kevin has to get at least seven hours of sleep a day.
(You make good time with the translations but we care about you man, don't go wasting away on us! - Sam)
(He's not even your brother dumb ass - Adam)
(I'm gonna get Michael! - Sam)
(... - Adam)
5) Lucifer cut it out with the three 6's thing, its annoying now
(We got it the first five hundred times! - Gabriel)
6) Bobby is not to be bothered when he's in a 'mood'
(Old man got old man needs)
7) Gabe we know Adam looks adorable when smiling, but tickling him for three hours straight is borderline Cruel. Goes for Michael, Lucifer, and surprisingly Balthazar
(I swear to all that is awesome I am going to pee myself! - Adam)
(You better not pee on me Ape! - Lucifer)
(Then stop tickling me! - Adam)
8) Gabriel is not allowed to go grocery shopping or snap up a weeks supply of food for the bunker.
(There is a thing as to much candy Gabe, hard to believe, but its true! - Adam)
(Don't make me tickle you again - Gabriel)
9) Adam just because your a ghost doesn't mean I won't kick you ass
(Dean's just pissed cause I possessed the car - Adam)
(Stay the hell outta Baby- Dean)
(You had to go there didn't you! -Adam)
10) Dean is not allowed to call anymore angels any of the following:
Dicks with wings
big bag of dicks (thank you Gabriel)
Bitches
and other various names that aren't clean enough to be put on paper
Adam smirked at the page, oh he was going to make this fun. His mind was already turning!
So should I continue! Any rules or stories for already written rules let me know!
