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A pale hand traced its way up his spine. Stretching slowly, he clawed at the carpet and yowled.
"Quiet, Dr. Meowsers! I'm trying to read!" Ren-sama snapped.
"But, senpaiii~! I suki your petting. Oh mah gah, don't call me Dr. Meowsers!" Sho-neechan purred. He puffed out his rouge red cheeks and pouted.
"Urusai, too much kawaii, Sho-chan! Don't do this to your senpai!" Ren-kun slid his fashionably useless spectacles down and arched a perfectly plucked eyebrow. "You know I spent 6 hours painting my nails today." Languidly, he spread his slender, sausage like fingers for Sho-san to inspect.
Sho-bocchan stared, his eyes sparkling. "Saaa, your nails are way kawaii! You should do the Lucky Star dance someday to show them off!" Wrapping his tail around Ren-hime's throne, he sighed. "The only problem is, you mustn't let Kyoko see. She would go currazzzay! I mean, turtles can't get enough of human hands. Must be all that experience with bread crumbs. It messes with their minds. Remember, everyone! Don't feed wild animals! Especially deer, squirrels, pandas, and bears! They'll get used to it and start approaching humans voluntarily which is NOT SAFE for either humans or the animals! You definitely DON'T want squirrel bites. They can get nastyyy."
Ren-niichan smiled softly, running his long, onion peel like fingers through Sho's greasy, red fur. "I'll think about it, little baka. I'll think about it."
"CUT!"
Oprah turned around, fanning her sweat lined face frantically. "Director! Please end the interview here! We can't air this! It's simply unairable!"
As tsunamis of mascara dripped down her fake eyelashes, she turned back to Ren-dono. "Sir, I must ask you to refrain from going off on random tangents. I understand that your pet turtle and cat are very important to you-" "Yes, they're my only family, senpai."
"...Okay, but I was under the impression that your image was that of an immortal vampire from some backwaters boondangles. From this interview, I understand that you are actually an extreme otaku with multiple personalities."
"Itai! You make my kokoro doki too much! *blush + cat face :3* Well, if you're not going to ask me about my bishie looks, I guess it's time to skedaddle! Arigatou~! AI RUV YOU~!" Ren-chan flipped his green hair, put up the V for Vaseline sign, and stuck out his tongue.
And thus, over 9000 gifsets were born.
AN: No apology shall be given or taken.
