Note: Haha. I haven't seen an inside Hatori's mind floating around. And I just heard a line in a song that says "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage" and it make me think of Yuki everytime I hear it. It makes me think of him talking to Akito. I don't think I really know why talking to Akito, because Yuki talking to Akito dosn't remind me of this song.
It's a new life mytsery. Oh, and there are some refrences to Naruto in here. Just so you know -
Disclamer: (Insert Cool Disclaimer Here)
Warnings: OOCness-icity, Language, Crossdressing, A bit of...well, not really, but...pervyness? Nah, no, it's not. Or is it?
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So me, Akito, Haru and Momiji had a bet on how many times Akito has been sick
I said 1000.
They said 10000.
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Damn them.
They beat me.
Now I have to do their laundry.
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Akito and Haru, darks.
Momiji, lights.
That wasn't hard.
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Damn. I have to fold it, too.
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Oh. My. Akito.
What's this?
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"That's not mine."
Lehgaspo.
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That means...if it's not...
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"Yeah? So what if I crossdress? So what if I like to feel pretty? What do you care you stupid dragon?"
I didn't just hear that come from Haru's mouth..
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Damn. Kagura just walked by.
Damn Kyo in all his...cat-ness-icity.
"What did you just say!"
"Damn."
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Still, she's hot.
"What?"
"Damn."
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Screw everyone.
"OKAY!"
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Momiji didn't just say that. And Akito didn't just say she's too sexy for her shirt.
"Yes I did!"
Damn, that's a creepy thought.
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I like that word.
Damn.
It's fun to say.
Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn.
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"Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relitives!"
"Okay."
BLAM.
That was fun.
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"Hatori-oji-chan, why did you just kill Hiro?"
"Because he told me too."
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Damn.
The police.
"It was...Isuzu!"
Haha.
They arrested her.
Haha.
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HEY! You disrespectin' me, you know, you gotta keep 'em seperated!
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Damn.
It turns out Hiro was shocked into a coma and I actually shot a dead lady.
How the hell I did that, even I don't know.
He's alive.
Damn.
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So Momiji screwed everyone.
"Because you told me to!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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I didn't say "..."
Ha ha ha.
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"(Pushes Haru over) That's called cow tipping! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"(Dramatic pause)"
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Damn. I hate Black Haru.
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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!"
"Yes, we know, Yuki, now go screw Tohru."
"Will do!"
"(Dramatic Pause)"
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Kyo jumped off the roof.
Just kidding. It was Tohru.
Damn moron.
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Screw you.
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I'm going ghost!
Just kidding.
I'm going Goth!
That sounds fun.
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That damn moron jumped off the roof again.
Actually, she fell.
Moron.
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"What are you doing, Shigure?"
"Your mom."
He was. It was so wrong.
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I'll be your garage band king!
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"You can be MY 'garage band king'(winkwinknudgenudge)"
"(Dramatic Pause)"
So, anyway, Akito DIDN'T just say that.
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"I'm a monkey!"
"We know, Ritsu. Now go and screw something."
"I'M SORRY!"
"(Poke)"
That was weird.
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Damn. Akito's raping Kureno.
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I am Corn Holio!
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Fear the chicken.
"Why?"
"Because you got raped by Akito, Kureno."
"Oh."
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Yeah. We're going to you momma's!
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I love Kana.
And Naruto.
Just kidding.
I hate Sakura. She sells herself on the street corner to pervy guys like Shigure.
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Hahaha...Sexy Jutsu.
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Fear the orangeness of Kyo's head. FEAR IT, DAMMIT!
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DIE, KYO!
Hestole my word, oh hell no.
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HEEEEEEY Macarenia!
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Author's note: This is a result of my scatterbrainededness-icity. Haha, that word is MINE! So is lehgaspo. Oh, and we all hate Sakura and she can go jump off a cliff with Tohru 'cause we don't like her either.
Scatterbrainededness-icity. Hah.
