Note: Haha. I haven't seen an inside Hatori's mind floating around. And I just heard a line in a song that says "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage" and it make me think of Yuki everytime I hear it. It makes me think of him talking to Akito. I don't think I really know why talking to Akito, because Yuki talking to Akito dosn't remind me of this song.

It's a new life mytsery. Oh, and there are some refrences to Naruto in here. Just so you know -

Disclamer: (Insert Cool Disclaimer Here)

Warnings: OOCness-icity, Language, Crossdressing, A bit of...well, not really, but...pervyness? Nah, no, it's not. Or is it?

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So me, Akito, Haru and Momiji had a bet on how many times Akito has been sick

I said 1000.

They said 10000.

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Damn them.

They beat me.

Now I have to do their laundry.

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Akito and Haru, darks.

Momiji, lights.

That wasn't hard.

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Damn. I have to fold it, too.

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Oh. My. Akito.

What's this?

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"That's not mine."

Lehgaspo.

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That means...if it's not...

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"Yeah? So what if I crossdress? So what if I like to feel pretty? What do you care you stupid dragon?"

I didn't just hear that come from Haru's mouth..

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Damn. Kagura just walked by.

Damn Kyo in all his...cat-ness-icity.

"What did you just say!"

"Damn."

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Still, she's hot.

"What?"

"Damn."

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Screw everyone.

"OKAY!"

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Momiji didn't just say that. And Akito didn't just say she's too sexy for her shirt.

"Yes I did!"

Damn, that's a creepy thought.

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I like that word.

Damn.

It's fun to say.

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn.

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"Shoot me now, I'm sick of all my relitives!"

"Okay."

BLAM.

That was fun.

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"Hatori-oji-chan, why did you just kill Hiro?"

"Because he told me too."

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Damn.

The police.

"It was...Isuzu!"

Haha.

They arrested her.

Haha.

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HEY! You disrespectin' me, you know, you gotta keep 'em seperated!

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Damn.

It turns out Hiro was shocked into a coma and I actually shot a dead lady.

How the hell I did that, even I don't know.

He's alive.

Damn.

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So Momiji screwed everyone.

"Because you told me to!"

"(Dramatic pause)"

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I didn't say "..."

Ha ha ha.

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"(Pushes Haru over) That's called cow tipping! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"(Dramatic pause)"

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Damn. I hate Black Haru.

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"Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage!"

"Yes, we know, Yuki, now go screw Tohru."

"Will do!"

"(Dramatic Pause)"

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Kyo jumped off the roof.

Just kidding. It was Tohru.

Damn moron.

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Screw you.

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I'm going ghost!

Just kidding.

I'm going Goth!

That sounds fun.

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That damn moron jumped off the roof again.

Actually, she fell.

Moron.

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"What are you doing, Shigure?"

"Your mom."

He was. It was so wrong.

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I'll be your garage band king!

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"You can be MY 'garage band king'(winkwinknudgenudge)"

"(Dramatic Pause)"

So, anyway, Akito DIDN'T just say that.

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"I'm a monkey!"

"We know, Ritsu. Now go and screw something."

"I'M SORRY!"

"(Poke)"

That was weird.

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Damn. Akito's raping Kureno.

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I am Corn Holio!

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Fear the chicken.

"Why?"

"Because you got raped by Akito, Kureno."

"Oh."

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Yeah. We're going to you momma's!

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I love Kana.

And Naruto.

Just kidding.

I hate Sakura. She sells herself on the street corner to pervy guys like Shigure.

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Hahaha...Sexy Jutsu.

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Fear the orangeness of Kyo's head. FEAR IT, DAMMIT!

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DIE, KYO!

Hestole my word, oh hell no.

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HEEEEEEY Macarenia!
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Author's note: This is a result of my scatterbrainededness-icity. Haha, that word is MINE! So is lehgaspo. Oh, and we all hate Sakura and she can go jump off a cliff with Tohru 'cause we don't like her either.

Scatterbrainededness-icity. Hah.