Note: This is an idea that I could, not resist. Also, it's pure comedy, not part canon or anything as it is a X/1999 x Kuroshitsuji crossover. I don't own X/1999 or Kuroshitsuji. X/1999 belongs to CLAMP while Kuroshitsuji belongs to Yana Toboso. I don't normally make fun of characters, especially Fuuma. Nor would I do this with Grell, but I remember one of his lines and absolutely couldn't resist. Start reading, and prepare to laugh.


If its Grell, run for it!

Kamui and Subaru look up as they saw the demon butler they've known, ran past them in hurry as if he is trying to get away from someone. They looked at seeing the white cloud of dust, blinked before they look at each other in confusion. Seishirou and Fuuma who saw this, look at them confused. Kamui, looks at the direction where Sebastian came from, paled at seeing a familiar red hair running towards them at top speed. White as a chalk and remembering Sebastian words, Kamui, in split second decision, grabbed Subaru's hand and ran after the demon butler.

Fuuma hollered after him in confusion.

"Oi, Kamui, where are you going?" Kamui was still running when he answered.

"Getting away from here! That's what! If I were you, I would do the same!"

"What about the Promised Day?"

"Forget THE PROMISED DAY! I rather stay intact after this!"

That was the last time Fuma heard of Kamui as he skidded down the corner with the confused omnyoji, before zipping into that direction.

"MY HUNK RADAR IS GOING OFF!" Hearing that voice, Seishirou paled at this, knowing from his first experience and understood what Kamui had meant, started to run in the same direction Kamui, Subaru, and that demon butler went.

"Sakurazuka-san?" Seishiro stopped, looked at Fumma, contemplating on whether to bring him along or not.

"I am the hunter of love. This heart of mine burns up any prey I set my eyes on. It scatters deep crimson sparks." ((A/N: These line, aren't mine, I took it from re-watching Kuroshitsuji Ep. 11)) Seishirou paled further as said a long string of curses, that voice though is still far, is still near, too near for his own liking. Finally deciding, he bowed to the Dragon of Earth's leader.

"This is not in my contract, sorry Monou-san. I hope you survive as well." Seishirou grimaced at him, with a real sympathetic smile, before disappearing in a whirl of cherry blossoms to somewhere far, far away from where he was. Now Fuuma is worried, it took very few things to get the Sakurazukamori to leave and very scared, he look at the opposite direction warily.

"Hunk sighted." A red haired man, with a business suit, red trench coat, glasses and sharp teeth. Fuuma blinked, and wonder why they are afraid of a hormonal gay person. He got his answer sooner than he liked about it.


While running, Kamui passed by a dark alley with the very confused and worried omnyoji, when a white gloved shot out from the alley and pulled him and the omnyoji in further into the alley.

"Seba-" That gloved hand silenced Kamui's mouth from saying his name, signalling for the other to be quiet, they both nodded. They winced they heard a scream from Fuuma, from the opening in the alley, they watched Fuuma zipped past him, followed by Grell who is chasing after him gleefully.

"Should we help him? He is your best friend after all." Subaru asked the two other occupants quietly. Kamui and Sebastian look at Subaru, look at each other, before looking at Subaru and shook their heads in no. Pulling down the gloved hand, Kamui sighed softly, and winced when he heard more screams followed by some curses and blasts from the falling buildings. He rather not know what is going on nor did he want to step out and being chased by Grell.

"I did warn him to run though."


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