In this fic there will be obviously as the title suggests lemon shots with couples from the show a bit unconventional. Beginning with Paulina and mickey it explains below. I was always a fan of the show but in the fanfiction it always focused on the canon couple danny and sam and that was just for the non yoi examples. In this one you tell me through reviews and I'll try to write a lemon fic for them I'll give credit for the idea to whoever thought of it, cool. Also whoever wants to be the beta for this story please contact me because I am in need of one.

Hello everyone hope you like this one I know I will. So the main character in this fic is going to be mickey, you know the read headed stereotypical nerd always in the back ground, he has glasses, pocket protectors, and in the episode' What You Want' he was turned into a hulk like version of himself and slammed dash into a locker after wishing that they knew what it felt like. Well in this fic he's going to be a protagonist with Paulina sorta. Please read and review.

Lemon One-Shot Frenzy

Ch. 1- beginnings

It was perfect day; birds chirping, bright blue skies, green grass, slight wind breeze. The only noise heard was the laughter of teenagers at the local high school, Casper High. The day was perfect for our beautiful Latina princess. Paulina stood tall and graceful as she walked to her first period class; putting on a flirty smile for Dash as he slapped her behind.

"Oh Dash." Paulina said just before she went up to him. She wrapped her arm around his neck and kissed him hard, in the middle of the hallway, in front of everyone. Though most, if not all people, were used to sights like this (as the head cheer leader and the captain of the football team did this many times thought out the day), almost everybody hated it. The guys were mad at Dash because he got the hottest girl in school. And the girls were beyond pissed that Paulina got the biggest hunk the ghost infested school had to offer. What angered them more was that no one was able to do anything about it, because who wants to mess with the queen bee? And more still, who wants to mess with the rageaholic muscle head named Dash?

Most people were smart enough not to even look at them when during times like this, and those who weren't quickly learned to be. Well, all but one person in particular.

Michael Goldberg, more commonly known as Mickey, was the leader of the chess club, comic book enthusiasts club, the poker club (though it isn't a school sanctioned club, just a group of hobbyists), among others. And right now he was behind his locker door staring at the kissing couple and wishing to God Almighty that it was him that Paulina was doing the tongue twister with.

After about a minute of kissing, Paulina broke apart from her partner and said. "Save that for after the game on Friday, OK? Because there'll be more waiting for ya."

"No problem, babe." Dash said with the biggest smirk on his face. Paulina blew him another kiss and walked off to see her girls. While she leaves she shakes her hips, and Mickey watches her do so unable, to look away from her perfectly shapped behind.

Shortly after Paulina leaves, Kwan comes up to Dash and says. "Dash you got the hottest piece of ass in the school. Whats it like?"

Since Kwan was both Dash's best friend and is dating Paulina's best friend Star, he was allowed to say stuff like that, as he was not a threat to Dash's 'Alpha male' status. Dash answered. "It's awesome!"

Dash then gave Kwan a high five. Kwan pointed to Mickey. "Hey Dash, I think that nerd is eye ballin your girl."

Dash turned around like a bull seeing red. "What!"

Mickey heard this and turned around. But, before he could do anything, Dash ran up to him, grabbed him by his collar and demanded. "Were you just eyeing my girl?"

Mickey was doing everything he could not too wet himself right there, because as much as he was jealous of Dash, he was just as afraid of him. "Uh, uh no I wasn't."

"You better not nerd, because if I catch you, you'll wish you were dead!"Dash then turned Mickey around, grabbed Mickey's underwear and pulled it over the poor boy's head. To humiliate him further, Dash proceeded to shove Mickey into his own locker. Dash walked off huffing and puffing , with Kwan right behind him.

Back at Mickey's locker the redheaded young man had already gotten out of his locker and was now stuffing his stretched out tighty whites back into his pants. Mickey was quite used to being shoved inside of lockers especially his own and being the inventive guy, he was made an overly sophisticated, anti-lock system inside of his locker for just such an occasion.

Finally getting the last bit back into his pants mickey's large friend and side kick Lester, walked up to his friend and asked. "Hey Mickey are you ok?"

Mickey turned to his friend and answered. "Yeah I think so. I'm used to it."

Mickey then turned around to his often forced home away from home and pulled out a book from his locker. While Mickey was doing this Lester asked. "Why do you stare at Paulina when Dash is around? You know what Dash will do."

And that, my friends, is how I got into this mess...

"I can't help it Lester. Paulina is just so 'exotic', you know?" I said to my friend Lester. I then imagine what it would be like to have Paulina for my girlfriend and what she might do for me. Yeah I've heard the rumors of what she does to Dash. Its my own personal hobby to stalk her whenever I'm not at my usual clubs. And I've seen what she does to Dash after his sports games. The half hour blow jobs, tit jobs, hell even the foot jobs she does on top of the monkey sex she has with him; and that's just weekday stuff.

I just wish that she'd do that stuff to me, just once! Oh God I wish that would happen; and believe you me I've done endless hours looking up stuff that would knock her socks off. You know, if she actually wore socks. Just the thought of her brown, round, perky breasts in my face makes me wanna….

"Mickey? Mickey?" Lester asked interrupting my daydream.

"Huh what?" I said confused.

"You drifted off for a minute there."

"Oh yeah I did." I then look at my watch and see that its almost time for class.

"Wow, Lester we got to go to class. We're almost late to be early." I chuckled. But before I was able to run off to class Lester said to me. "Um ok but you might wanna do something about that." Lester while covering his eyes pointed down at my nether regions. I looked down and notice that I have a boner.

"GAHK! Thanks Lester, I would have looked so unseemly if I had come to class like that."

Lester still covering his eyes says. "Fine whatever just do something about it."

I do as he says and painfully tuck my raging erection into my pant leg. "Alright done now let's get to class."

He complies and we both start running to our respective classes, though I had to run like an ape man so as to minimalize the chances of my erection being visible.

I got into my class right after the teacher opened the door for the students to get in and sat in my desk for a good 10 minutes until the other students started coming in and sitting in their desks.

Upon analysis of watching the females of this school, it is clear to the trained eye that many of the popular girls (and even some of the not so popular ones) in this school are trying to outdo Paulina. As some of them are dressing in belle shirts and short skirts and Daisy Dukes. Some even wear their thongs so that they are clearly visible!

I notice that every time that Paulina is around them they all scowl at her. I also know that their parents don't do anything about it because the girls usually have a second set of clothes in their lockers that are more conservative. You can see them when their lockers are opened.

But I don't care because the only girl I want is the one they all hate.

Oh! Speak of the goddess, here she comes now. Paulina walks in the door in tight hot pink top that show off her double-D breasts with a snow-white skin tight pants that bring all your attention to her long, dancer like legs and round plump behind with very pink high heels.

When she gets in she walks over to her friends. They are too far away for me to hear anything they are saying, but I don't really care. I'm too busy looking at her, hoping to the sci fi gods that she is going to do most of the talking. I love it when she rolls her tongue to pronounce her L's. Imagine what it would be like to have her tongue around my penis...

Oh God just the thought of that makes me wanna… oh Newton, Dash just came in. I look the other way toward the window. I hear a grunt but no sound of him charging at me. Curious I take out my pen and see though the reflection of the metal part of, that he looks pissed but not enough to do anything to me right now. Thank science.

Soon Mr. Lancer comes in and he says. "Good morning class. I have the scores of your last test right here and I am passing them around now."

He then starts walking around the room passing back the tests we took last week. I'm not worried because I'm a straight A student, I know I passed with flying colors.

Mr. Lancer them makes it over to the popular kids (and my angel) and hands them their tests and almost all of them,actually I think all of them,groan at the sight of their scores. Focusing now I can hear them speak.

"Nooo. 64% my dad's gonna kill me." Said Star.

"What are you complaining about? Kwan and me got less than you and if we fail we get kicked off the team!"

But worst of all my angel came next. "Oh whatever Dash! I done bad too, and if I fail,I gotta redo the whole year." She said as let her perfect head fall on her desk.

No! That's terrible, if that happens she won't be in any of the same classes as me next year and that's senior year where most of what nerds like me do is just spend class staring at hotties! And without her...what am I going to do. I must help her but how…

Before I could finish my thought, Mr. Lancer managed to get around to me and said. "Here you are Mr. Goldberg. And I must say, well done! 100%! Class you would all do well to follow Mr. Goldberg's example." He then walks back to his desk to prepare the rest of class but he does not notice that everyone else in the room are looking at me like they are going to kill me.

Well except for Paulina who had kind of a neutral expression on her face when she looked at me. Huh that's strange. But before I could think anymore into it Mr. Lancer began speaking again. "Now class open your books to chapter…."

XXX

Hours later after the last school bell rang I leave my AP science class along with Lester. Me and him then start walking to our spot at the cafeteria for a little match of what did the other kids call it? Nerd poker.

"Today was great." I said honestly. "I only got shoved into my locker once today. Once! This calls for a celebration. When we get to the cafeteria, instead of buying my usual white 2% milk, I'll buy chocolate!"

"You're a mad man." Lester joked. We laughed at that and turned a corner. I wish we hadn't.

"You! The nerd!" Dash says in full football padding. Both Lester and I start running as fast as we can to no avail; neither one of us can out run a star athlete like him. He grabs me by the back of my shirt collar and yanks me up in the air and slams me against the lockers.

Lester is long gone by now, I don't blame him. Standard nerd protocol is whenever a bully is in angry mode you run and save yourself at all cost. Heck, I'd do the same.

"Dash, please don't." I said holding up my arms in front of my face.

"I saw you looking at my girl! Didn't I say what I'd do if I caught you doing that?" he said with his angry face close to mine so I could feel the spit from his mouth when he talks.

"Please Dash, I did no such thing." I said again using all of what I had not to wet myself right now.

"Save it! I'm going to enjoy this." Dash said pulling back his fist ready to punch me. But before he could the coach hollered to dash from down the hall.

"Dash whats the hold up? Deal with that nerd later we got practice now!"

"Coming coach!" Dash hollered back he then drops me onto the ground and threatens. "You're lucky that I'm busy right now so consider this your last free pass, but if I ever see you looking at her again." He then brings up his fist to my face and squishes it and I can hear a few knuckles cracking. "Am I clear?"

"Crystal." I mumble out.

"Good" Dash says as he walks back out to the field.

I sit there where Dash dropped me, trying to let everything he just said sink in. The threats of beatings and what he said about Paulina, or 'his girl', as he calls her. I think about it for a second and he can go screw himself, I'll look at any hotty I want to especially, Paulina.

"He has no idea how to treat Paulina. Hell I'd blow her mind." I said, getting up and dusting myself off.

"Did someone say my name?" a beautiful voice with a Latina accent said behind me.

I turn around and see Paulina behind me in her cheerleading uniform. Her uniform is almost as good as what she usually wears. The top part of it shows her caramel midriff and makes her jiggle double-d breast even more perky, her mini skirt almost allows you to see her special lady parts and her thong straps are visible now oh god. And don't even get me started on her legs that go on forever. I swear the people that make those uniforms make costumes for porn stars but hey I'm not complaining.

"Paulina, wha what are you doing here?" I stammer.

She walks toward me and says. "Well I wanted to give a good luck kiss to dash but looks like I just missed him."

"Uh yeah you, you did. Ha ha." I said nervious as she walks closer to me that she ever has before and backs me up right against the lockers, and less than a foot away from me she says.

"I saw what Dash did to you. I'm so sorry he did that." Paulina said sticking her chest out at me. I can't help but stare at them.

"You… you are?" I asked not really paying attention to what I was saying.

She gets even closer to me and says seductively. "Yes I am. Now Mic-"

"Mickey." I correct her.

"Yes, Mickey, I need your help."

"Really? How could I possibly help you?" I asked nervously.

"You know that test we took last week?"

"Yes."

"And how you got a perfect score?"

"Uh huh."

"Well how would you like to…" she stops and puts her arms on the side of my head and is leaning on the lockers as her head gets closer to mine until there is less than an inch between us. "Do my homework for me?"

I take a second to think about what she asked of me, but as much as I want to (and lord knows I REALLY want to), I don't know if I could handle more work. "Um, uh, I don't know if I can handle the extra work, Paulina." I told her.

"Oh that's too bad." She said seductively as she pressed her breasts on my chest and put her left leg behind my right and pulled me even closer to her.

"What if I told you that if you did my homework for me I'd…" she then puts her right leg against my full erection. Oh God I can't resist.

"Ok you got yourself a deal." I tell her.

"I knew you'd see things my way. And just so you know I'm serious." She kisses me hard, harder than she kissed Dash today in the hallway. I feel her tongue against my lips and gladly let her enter. Her tongue easily dominates mine and god she smells and tastes like strawberries.

As we kiss she wraps her arms around my head pulling my hear towards hers, and to top it off she moves her leg that is on my crotch a little and oh God I don't know if I'll be able to hold it in much longer. I mean come on the woman of my dreams is making out with me while her leg is rubbing against my erected penis, who wouldn't cum from that?

Having lost full control of myself using my right hand I grab her left ass cheek, and it is heavenly, firm yet large. But almost immediately after I do that she backs off. "Uh uh uh. You get that after you do my weeks' worth of homework."

"A whole week?" I am shocked.

"Yeah a whole week. That's not a problem is it?" she said pressing her goddess like breasts back against my chest.

Unable to resist I say. "No, not at all."

"Good." She says as she moves her finger up my dick with her sharp fingernail pressed hard into it. Oh my God it hurts so good. I cum right there and oh man it feels so good. Everything starts to go dizzy and foggy. I fall onto the floor on my side I then look up at her and see that she has the content smile on her face.

She then says before walking off. "Remember that's only a taste of whats in store for you; if you do your part of the deal, just think of what comes after?"

As she walks off she says to me. "See you in a week."

"Ok."