In the Real World...

'This isn't good...' thought Hitsugaya bitterly to himself.

How in the world such a weak hollow was able to pull off such a powerful... whatever it was completely surpassed Toushiro's comprehension. All he knew was that he definitely wasn't in the Seireitei anymore. Well, that and... everybody could see him. But that's not so bad, right? Wrong.

'Where the hell am I, anyway?!' Hitsugaya thought irritably, 'And all these people had better stop staring at me unless they don't mind losing a few limbs from frostbite!'

Unfortunately for him, these people were not about to stop staring anytime soon. It's not that often that you see an elementary student running around in some weird costume with a seemingly fake sword on his back and snowy white hair. Not very often at all, even for being in the middle of such a large city. Luckily for Hitsugaya, kido had always been something that he excelled in (along with everything else he tried) and so forming an illusion around himself to make his clothing look more natural wasn't much of a challenge. However, these people could just get over their problems with his hair because he was not changing it for them!

"Hmph, this is just ridiculous," muttered the Captain to himself, beginning to walk down the street.

Fortunately for him, this world was a lot like the human world, only... different feeling. Hitsugaya had just reached a crosswalk on a busy road when he saw her. She seemed to be having a hard time figuring out how to cross the road, being so old and frail, and so guilt quickly rushed at Toushiro, causing him to go over to help.

"Oh d-dear," the old lady mused, "How am I e-ever going to cross this road..."

"Excuse me, ma'am," inquired the small Captain, "but did you need some help?"

The old lady stared at him for a moment, her face completely unreadable. After she stared at him for a while, Toushiro began to wonder if maybe she just had really bad eyesight and was trying to see who he was. But that thought was quickly proved wrong...

"AHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME!!" she suddenly scream, "HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M BEING MUGGED!!"

"W-wha??" yelped Hitsugaya in shock, completely startled and taken back.

By this point everyone on the street had stopped to stare at then, mainly looking suspiciously at the small white haired boy who looked to be part of some gang. Before anybody could react to the old lady's cries, she herself reacted. THWACK! Hitsugaya stumbled back, courtesy of the heavy and ridiculously large purse he had just recieve to the face.

"S-stop! I was just trying t-" attempted Hitsugaya to explain, unfortunately for him his explanation had come to late and the old lady had already initiated phase two of her defense.

"TAKE THIS, YOU THIEF!!" she yelled, spraying the pepper spray right into the young Captain's eyes.

"AHHHHH!!" cried Hitsugaya in pain, clutching his eyes and staggering backwards into the oncoming traffic.

Had it not been for his sharp six sense he would not have realized a car was about to hit him. Milliseconds before the impact, as the car screeched it's brakes Hitsugaya flash stepped, running semi-blindly through the city until he finally came to a stop in a park. Flushing his burning eyes out in a water fountain he found the pain had slightly eased up and was now for the most part bearable.

'What just happened?' wondered the child prodigy in disbelief and shock...

Somehow, all of his years and training as a Captain had not been able to prepared him for that. Why hadn't anybody every warned him that the elderly could be so dangerous?!

A(s)/N: Anyway you're all still welcome to offer What Ifs although I'm now starting my Real World series that I've been wanting to do for awhile. So if you guys have any funny ideas about thing that might happen to our favorite little Captain in the real world then let me know. I already have the basic idea of the stories I'm going to make for this series but I might add some things if I like them!

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of it's characters, just these story plots which is okay I guess...