Yesterday a man was let free. A child rapist who raped five little girls. He was caught red handed and the fucking jury let them go. I had to figure out a way to make it right. I started to do research on how to get even without getting caught. I came across some bunk about a crossroad demon.

I was a little desperate so why the hell not. I got the spell ready and stopped at a crossroad to make my deal. I put a box into a hole and waited. I waited for an hour and a half, then I decided to just leave. I can't go vigilante cop on him and I can't use a supernatural way to get him.

"I knew this wasn't going to work. Can't get an easy way to punish a douche nozzle." I complained and was about to leave.

"Well we wouldn't want you to leave now do we luv?" said an English voice behind me.

I turned around to see a man in a black coat, black pants and shoes. He had hazel eyes and some scruff on his face. I raised an eye brow at him and waited.

"So you are the demon I need to talk to?" I asked him.

"Yes I am." He answered me looking a little impatient.

"Alright then hot stuff this is the deal. I trade my soul and you kill this guy. I'll even sweeten it by giving it to you right now if you kill this guy in the most painful way and take his soul to hell for more torture." I told him. He looked a little surprised at my statement but said nothing.

"So what did this guy do? Break your heart?" He asked me.

"No he is a child rapist and I caught his ass and had all the proof needed but he was let go due to the jury. I do not want him to get away, I want him to suffer like those little girls have suffered." I growled and felt my knuckles turn white.

"Alright then luv I'll take that deal but I'm going to change it a little. You get to live but you have to be my bride. You will be a demon bride and I will kill the big nasty." He said with a smirk on his charming face.

I thought about it, that has to be better than going to hell. Getting to bang a guy that is this hot and live for as long as I can before something else kills me. An yet could I be a demon? Could I do horrible things to innocent people for fun.

"Fuck it. You got yourself a deal. So now what sugartits we shake hands and you kill me?" I ask him with a sad smile on my face.

"No we seal it with a kiss." He said and grabbed me and kissed me. I felt a jolt of fire run through me. Both in pain and yet deep down pleasure. When he pulled away he looked into my eyes.

"What's your name love?" The demon asked me.

"You promise you won't laugh?" I asked him, I know he is going to.

"I promise with all of my little black heart." He reassured me.

"My name is Angel Diavolo." I said as quickly as I could.

He stared at me for a second then smiled. It was a little creepy but then it cracked and he started to laugh.

"That's your bloody name? Oh who in their right mind gave you that name?" He said around barks of laughter.

"Two nuns who thought it was funny." I growled at his mirth.

"Well it does seem a little fitting. The face of an angel but the temperament of the devil. I do like it." He stated and brushed some of my hair out of my face.

"I look like an angel?" I asked him. I didn't see myself as beautiful. Long raven hair, eyes as blue as the ocean and a nice curvy figure were my only good features. My bust was too big for my liking and my ass was way too big. My lips were to thin and my voice sounded like I smoked coming out of the womb. My feet were huge and my hands weren't any better. The only good thing about my body was I was short so I could hide easier.

"Well what's your name then demon?" I asked him still wondering why he still held me in his arms.

"My name is Crowley. I am the king of the crossroads." He said with a smug smile on his face.

"So being king is a big deal huh?" I asked him.

"Oh you have no idea. " He replied.

I rolled my eyes and finally got tired of being out here. I pulled away from him gently and started to go to my car. He disappeared from the crossroad in an instance. I raised my eyebrow at this and kept on going. Once I got into the car and started the engine Crowley reappeared and scared the shit out of me.

"Sweet buttery Christ! Do I have to put a bell on you?!" I yelled in my cop car.

"So a soul less police officer that's new. " He stated smugly and looked around in the car.

"Well it does happen every now and again. So how do we do this marrying thing? Go blackmail a priest? Do it ourselves? What's the next step?" I questioned as I drove away from our first meeting place and towards my little apartment with my big ass dog.

"We go home, I summon a demon to just say a few words. We exchange rings and kiss to seal it then we are married." Crowley stated as if he did this kind of thing all the time.

"Alright but I want to lay down some married ground rules. I have always thought that when I get married I would remain faithful forever. So if I don't get to bang anyone but you for the rest of my existence then you don't get to either. I am not joking. " I huffed cause he laughed at my demands.

"Is that all?" He asked around his laughter.

"And if we set up a date and you have to leave due to a deal just throw me a text. Just type CRD and I'll know to either wait or just leave." I finished saying and watched as I turned the corner down the road where my apartment was.

"I can live with that. But where are we going now luv?" He asked as he looked around to see where the hell we were.

"To my apartment, I am off shift and I really would like one of my cookies." I explained as we finally pulled up to a decent looking apartment complex. We got out of the car and walked into what I called home.

As soon as we opened the door a giant Irish wolfhound ran to up to us and tackled me pushing me into Crowley. I laughed and gave my baby a hearty pat and pushed him off of me.

"Cute dog. Wanna see mine?" Crowley said and snapped his fingers and a demonic dog showed up in my living room. Red beady eyes and acid dripping out of his mouth.

"Can you get him to stop drooling on my carpet?" I asked him and pointed to the droll.

"Hey Growley stop makin a mess." He commanded and it stopped, tilted its head in a comical kinda way.

"When you kissed me did you turn me into a demon?" I asked as I slowly walked up to the demon dog.

"Not fully luv. Need you to get used to your own powers before I fill you up with the good stuff." Crowley explained.

"That explains the dog a little. Alright go on and summon your demon priest so we can get on with this." I told him and waited. He smirked and there was another guy in black in front of us.

"Yes Crowley?" questioned the demon that Crowley summoned.

"I need you to marry us." Crowley stated and threw a book at him.

The nameless demon nodded and started to read out of the book. I didn't understand what he was saying but you could see that his words were affecting things around me. Crowley turned to me and placed a ring on my finger. It was a simple white gold ring with an onyx stone in the center. I widened my eyes then looked at Crowley.

"Where is your ring?" Asked the demon.

Crowley was about to wave his hands again but I ran to my room and came back with a ring. It was a black titanium ring with a diamond in the center of it. Simple an yet elegant.

"Here wear this Crowley." I said as I placed the ring on his finger.

"Where did you get this love?" he asked as he inspected the ring.

"Well it was a ring that I bought for myself but they sent me the wrong one. So I kept this ring and told them to send me the ring I ordered. Even though it was a mistake I do love this ring so don't think negatively about it." I told him and smiled a little.

He nodded and we continued on with our wedding. Once nameless demon stopped talking Crowley kissed me. I kissed him back then felt some darkness crawl into my skin and into the very depth of my soul. When he pulled back he smirked at me then banished the demon from the house.

I sighed and then walked to my room. My dog, Nix, followed me and sat on his doggy bed. I changed from my work clothes to just a shirt and thong and then got into the bed. Crowley and Growley followed me and got comfy as well. Growley crawled into the bed with Nix and Crowley got undressed and got in with me.

He held me while I slept and rested. I didn't know demons don't need to sleep but hey I enjoy the hell out of it so why not. This marriage was going to be interesting if nothing else.