A/n: Okay yes I know I have unfinished stories already but I'm stuck on some of them, I'm trying but this plunny would not leave me alone and so I'm going with it. I do not have anything planned in any amount of detail. I have no idea how any of this is going to go. I never really do. And even when I had an idea of exactly where I wanted a story to go it has a habit of taking control and flipping my ideas off. So this will be updated when it is updated. I honestly have no idea when this may or may not be. I promise I will continue to try writing my other stories but sometimes I just need to step back away from the stories and it helps. So in the meantime, I hope you enjoy this Out of Nowhere, slammed me in the face, broke my nose, and wouldn't leave me alone plunny. And as always, I hope you enjoy reading as much as I do writing.

She stood staring at the scene in front of her. She had come home early from work as a surprise and this is what she found. Her fiance was currently on their shared bed screwing another woman. A lot of things crossed into her mind in a matter of minutes. The idea of raging and screaming at him which was quickly left behind. The idea of setting the house on fire with them in it was another idea quickly ignored. It wasn't like the bimbo could use the excuse she didn't know. Everyone in the wizarding world knew she and Ron were engaged. All of the problems that would come from that wasn't worth it in her opinion.

After the original rage was out of her system she found herself struggling to care. She and Ron had been something that was "supposed to happen." It wasn't what she wanted. He wasn't what she wanted. He was still the same person that he'd been since she first met him in Hogwarts. Without saying a word or bothering the two on the bed she walked back out. She placed the ring on her finger on the table. She then walked out the door and didn't look back. With a twist of her heel she was gone, the idiot on the bed none the wiser.

As she walked back into her office she looked around her. Once again she was struck by how much this wasn't what she wanted. She hated the politics involved in getting anything done. Laws weren't passed unless you promised favors or money. Nothing was really changed. Bigots were still in charge. No one as bad as a death eater but she could tell that she was still looked down on by most. She flicked her wand and everything that was hers in the office shrank and packed itself into her bag. It was the same bag she'd used when they'd left to find the Horcruxes. She grabbed a quill, ink, and a piece of paper. "To whom it may concern, I quit." She then pricked her finger with the quill and signed the page with her blood. She banished the note to the minister's desk. Without looking around her she turned the inkpot into a portkey and disappeared with a whispered "portus."

She hadn't had a specific place in mind for the portkey. For the first time in a long time, she had let her magic guide her. Looking around she didn't recognize anything. She was in the middle of a clearing in a forest. She knew instantly it wasn't the Forest of Dean, however. She ignored the feeling of panic that bubbled up inside of her. Instead of allowing her mind to freak out she took a few deep breaths. Deciding that if this is where her magic wanted her then this was where she needed to be. She opened up her bag and summoned the tent they'd stayed in out of her bag. Frowning when it instantly appeared and set itself up she decided she really needed to go through the bag and clear it out.

Setting up a few wards and a strong notice me not charm she went into the tent and sat down at the table. She then turned her purse upside down. She watched in wonder at everything that fell out. When on earth had she put cat toys in here. Was that Harry's old wand? She shook her head. This really needed to be cleaned out. She vanished most of the things that were broken or unusable. Everything else she put either back in or away in the tent.

When her wards rippled she shrugged and walked out. She hadn't been paranoid in a while since all the remaining Death Eaters had been caught. She figured it was probably Harry. However, when she stepped out of the tent the words of greeting she was about to say, died on her lips. Instead, the only thing that came out was, "S...S...Severus?" And while she isn't proud to say it she then promptly fainted.

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Severus quickly caught her and rolled his eyes. Looking down on her with a fond smile that no one else could see and that he would deny if ever asked he simply said, "Hello to you too Miss Granger." Later on he would snark about her finding her way into his forest of ingredients, however, while she was unconscious he would let his real personality show.