Welcome to the very first chapter of "15 Ways to Annoy the Naruto Characters". It's also going to be my second story ever made by me. Let me know if you like it and if I should continue, cause I'm not really that good in my own opinion. On with the story…or whatever it is….:D


Chapter 1: Sasuke Uchiha

1. Tell him that Itachi is way cooler and will always be the strongest.

2. Repeatedly ask if he got his hair style from a chicken ass.

3. When you catch Sasuke during his alone-time, take pictures of him in the shower and nail them all around the village…then run for your life.

4. Or you could give them to his fan club.

5. As soon as you see Sasuke using the curse mark at stage two, yell, "Oh my god, it's a demon with wings! Would you like ketchup with those?"

6. Prank call Sakura, manipulating your voice to sound like Sasuke declaring that you have fell in love with 'his Orochimaru'.

7. Create digitally enhanced pictures on your computer that depicts Sasuke heatedly making out with Naruto and send them to all his friends. And basically anyone who knows him.

8. Scold him when he "hns" at someone saying it's rude to give only one syllable answers.

9. If you see Sasuke passing you in the streets gasp loudly and yell, "I didn't know you were crushing on Neji!"

10. Announce to the Sasuke Fan-Club where he lives and say he's looking for a girlfriend.

11. Send him a rated M fan fiction on the pairing of him and Orochimaru.

12. Get Naruto to transform himself into Sakura and state Sasuke is the biggest emo to have ever walked.

13. Mail Sasuke a complete series of Make-Out Paradise and say that Kakashi sent them for good luck in the future.

14. When you see Sasuke bend down to pick up fallen kunai from training, squeeze a whoopee cushion behind your back next to Sasuke.

15. When the whole team looks up in shock, cover your nose in agony, and ask/yell, "Sasuke, what did you eat today?!"


Well, that's a rap of chapter 1, remember I would like to know if I should continue or not. And if I do, those who review can choose which character I should torture next…..cough, I mean talk about nicely…..cough. Ja ne!