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Harry Potter Goes to Phoenix
The hot sun bore down on the barren land making images sway with heat. For miles the only sign of life was a cactus or the occasional vulture circling overhead.
Harry Potter stood outside his car looking around the barren landscape in frustration. He was hot sweaty and had no clue where he was besides the fact that he was in Arizona. A few miles back there had been a sign that had said Phoenix 83 miles ahead but other than that and the fact that he didn't know the conversion for American measurements he was lost.
He rubbed a hand over his brow in a useless attempt to remove some of the sweat that had settled there. It was pointless though. He only managed to make himself feel even sweatier as some of the sweat stuck to his hair making it stick up even more than normal but not in a good way.
The lack of anything alive and moving made the surrounding environment look dead and unwelcoming. When His cell phone went off the sudden noise was loud enough to make him jump almost a foot.
Heart racing he flipped the phone open and put the receiver to his ear.
'Hello?'
'Harry? It's Hermione. Where are you? We've been waiting over an hour.'
'Where are you? I've been looking for Phoenix for four hours now.' Harry almost yelled into the receiver of the phone.
'Phoenix.' Hermione said blankly
'Harry where exactly are you?'
'I'm in Arizona.' Harry said like it was obvious running an irritated hand thought his hair.
'Harry I said to be at the meeting for the Order of the Phoenix, not that we would be meeting in Phoenix.'
'…'
'Harry?'
'…'
'Harry are you there?' Hermione said sounding worried.
'I'll be there in a minute.'
Author's notes: This is anther fic from the list of Harry Potter titles that will never be published. I'm on a sugar high and have colorful plot bunnies having a field day in my head right now. Add that to the new harry Potter book coming out and it make for mayhem. Please Review. I'm addicted and have need for a dosage.
