FADE IN:
EXT. GRAVEYARD - DUSK
A tombstone is visible next to a freshly dug grave. LIGHTNING FLASHES and the name JACK JENSEN is illuminated as a coffin is lowered.
CAMERA TILTS DOWN FROM THE GRAVE
Beneath the coffin and under the ground - through the dirt and then DARKNESS.
SUDDENLY a lopsided hall emerges with slanted doors. A door blows open revealing rows upon rows of desks, each with a decaying secretary typing away.
CAMERA FLIES
Over the desks and through a desolate plain of dry, cracked earth and blackened, rotting trees.
A building emerges, dominating the landscape. A black skyscraper, framed by a red sky.
CAMERA SOARS TO THE TOP WINDOW
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INT. DEVIL'S OFFICE - NIGHT
A hand - pale and delicate - is holding a quill and scribbling away on an aged piece of parchment. The name JACK JENSEN is visible. The hand pauses before moving to an intercom. A slender finger presses the call button.
DEVIL
I'm ready for my twelve o clock.
RECEPTIONIST (O.S.)
I'll send him in sir.
DEVIL
No, have my new assistant bring him.
RECEPTIONIST (O.S.)
Right away sir.
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INT. WAITING ROOM - NIGHT
A pale skinned woman is reading a magazine, only her face is visible.
CAMERA PULLS BACK
A noose is visible around her neck. She lowers the magazine and shoots an irritated look to her left.
CAMERA PULLS BACK
To reveal BetelGeuse leaning against her, asleep on the couch.
BetelGeuse lets out a loud snore before scratching his crotch. The woman lets out an exasperated sigh before hitting him with her magazine and moving to a new seat. He grunts, mumbling in his sleep.
JACK approaches the couch, straightening his glasses. A thin man with a nervous manner, Jack gives off the impression of being smaller than he actually is. Dressed in slacks with a vest and long shirt, he comes across as a stylish librarian.
JACK
(addressing BetelGeuse)
Sir.
BetelGeuse sleeps on.
JACK (CONT'D)
Sir.
Jack leans closer and pokes BetelGeuse in the shoulder.
JACK (CONT'D)
Your number's been called.
BETELGEUSE
Whoa back up a bit bud.
BetelGeuse takes a long look at Jack.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
No offense, but I don't swing that way.
JACK
As if. I was only trying to wake you. You've been summoned.
BETELGEUSE
About time too. It's only been...what twenty five, twenty six years?
JACK
It's not your number. You've been summoned.
BETELGEUSE
And yet I'm still sitting here.
JACK
This isn't just any call.
(pause)
Mr. L has requested a meeting.
BETELGEUSE
Yeah yeah keep your pants on...
(sees Jack's name tag)
Jack. Alright lead the way to his majesty.
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INT. DEVIL'S OFFICE - NIGHT
A pale figure stands before the window, facing away from the camera. Clad in a business suit, his long hair is slicked back from his face. He gazes out the window at his Hell.
WITHOUT WARNING the door behind him flings open, slamming into the opposite wall. BetelGeuse strides in confidently followed by a more subdued Jack.
BETELGEUSE
Lucy! Boss! How's it going? It's been ages!
The Devil continues to gaze out the window.
DEVIL
Not long enough.
BETELGEUSE
Hey, I gotta ask. Are you apprenticing or what? This kid -
(gestures to Jack)
sounds just like ya. Oh wait, was this another knock up job? Am I going to see another "please welcome the Antichrist" memo cause I've gotta tell ya those are getting old.
DEVIL
Have a seat BetelGeuse.
BetelGeuse takes a seat, grabbing an object from the desk. He throws his feet up and fiddles with the object.
BETELGEUSE
So fill me in boss. Seems I overslept and missed out on a few things.
DEVIL
Indeed. Suffice it to say that Juno will not have the honor of chewing you out today. That happy privilege has fallen to me.
BETELGEUSE
So, new management. I gotta say I like the way things are headed.
DEVIL
Put that down BetelGeuse, we musn't touch what isn't ours.
The Devil turns to face BetelGeuse and takes a seat, steepling his fingers over his desk.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
Now then, as fascinating a conversationalist as you are, perhaps we should move this along.
BetelGeuse slides his feet off the desk and eyes Jack.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
(to Jack)
A bit of privacy would not go amiss.
JACK
Y-yes sir.
Jack steps out and closes the door.
DEVIL
Let us start at the beginning shall we? I believe I commissioned you to find me souls, did I not?
BETELGEUSE
If by commissioned you mean, ordered, enslaved, and otherwise coerced then yeah you commissioned me.
DEVIL
By commissioned I mean, we had an agreement, an agreement you chose not to honor.
BETELGEUSE
Yeah, about that. See, I know all about deals having made a few myself and there's just one problem
(pause)
we don't have one.
DEVIL
Really? I seem to recall an arrangement. Let's see...
The devil stands and begins pacing.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
You work for me in exchange for your freedom.
BETELGEUSE
Yeah, and as I recall you welched on our deal. So there ya go, null and void.
DEVIL
Tsk tsk BetelGeuse. I had thought you smarter. Did you really think that going AWAL would end your service? The deal holds until I say.
BetelGeuse leans back, looking bored. He digs a finger into his ear.
BETELGEUSE
You know, that might be true if I hadn't burnt the thing.
BetelGeuse flicks the wax off his finger.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
You may run the show on this side but you've got nothing on me.
The Devil slams hands on the desk.
DEVIL
You burnt a piece of paper! Your deal is with me and it stands! I own you!
BETELGEUSE
Until the next chick calls me out and sets me loose.
DEVIL
Ah yes, your little escapades. Juno was foolish to show you such leniency but not to worry. I've given the matter much consideration and believe I have arrived at the proper conclusion.
The Devil raises one hand lazily and in a whirl of wind, BetelGeuse is handcuffed and chained.
BETELGEUSE
Come on. You know better. They'll keep on calling and I'll always be there to answer.
DEVIL
Only if they know your name. I am in charge now and I own each and every soul that crosses this threshold. No one will summon you on my watch.
BetelGeuse opens his mouth to speak but a metal bar appears, sealing his mouth shut. He glares at the Devil who smiles menacingly.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
Don't grumble BetelGeuse. It really is a good look for you.
The door opens and Jack enters, escorted by two GUARDS. The guards approach the devil but Jack hangs back by the door, unsure.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
(to guards)
Give him a desk job. That should keep him occupied for a few hundred years until I can make better use of his abilities.
GUARD 1
Yes sir.
DEVIL
And see to it that he's watched.
GUARD 1
With pleasure sir.
The guards grab BetelGeuse and drag him off.
CAMERA PANS TO DEVIL AND JACK.
DEVIL
You seem dejected Jack. Cheer up. I plan to bring in an old acquaintance of yours.
JACK
M-mine?
DEVIL
Yes, a former flame. It seems you have quite a way with women. This particular one is gifted with potential.
The Devil taps his chin thoughtfully.
JACK
S-sir?
DEVIL
I was considering bringing her in, taking her under my wing, much as I did with you. Perhaps she can apprentice alongside you.
Jack looks uneasy.
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INT. THE CAR - DAY
A young woman is sitting in the passenger seat of a blue Hyundai Accent. A student in her mid twenties, Lilith is wearing jeans and a band t-shirt. Her long, dark hair frames her pale face. She is chewing her lower lip and fiddling with a locket that hangs loosely around her neck.
The driver glances in her direction before refocusing on the road. Emma is slightly older with a quiet, yet cheerful disposition. Her bright blond hair, and colorful hoodie reflect her relaxed, west coast roots.
LILITH
Remind me why we're doing this?
EMMA
(sighs)
Don't start. We already agreed that we were going to take a vacation. Work is making me crazy and I haven't written in months.
Lilith is playing with the locket and opens it. The camera pans closer to reveal a picture of Jack inside.
EMMA (CONT'D)
And you just...
(pushing the locket closed)
Need to take your mind off of things.
LILITH'S POV - OUT THE WINDOW
Small shops are visible as they make their way through the town of Nags Head, North Carolina. In the break between buildings, sand dunes are visible in the distance, marking off the ocean line.
EMMA'S POV - LOOKING AT LILITH
LILITH
What if I'm not ready to
(does hand parenthesis)
"Take my mind off of things?"
EMMA
It's been three months. I know you loved him but he'd hate seeing you like this.
LILITH
I know. It's not even like we were together anymore when it happened. Something never clicked, a part of me...
EMMA
It didn't feel right.
LILITH
No, it didn't.
(sighs)
But I still miss him.
EMMA
I know you miss him sweetie, but I also know that he'd want you to be happy. He wouldn't want to see you moping around all of the time.
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EXT. CAR AND STREET - DAY
The car turns onto a street lined with older beach houses, all of muted tones.
JUMP CUT TO:
EXT. CAR AND HOUSE - DAY
Lilith and Emma get out of the car.
LILITH
(looking at the house)
It's even worse than I thought.
CAMERA PANS TO EXTERIOR OF THE HOUSE
The house is a horrid, bright bubble gum pink and stands out like a sore thumb.
EMMA
(attempting humor)
It's a girl.
LILITH
I just died and went to Hell.
EMMA
Stop being dramatic and help me unpack.
Emma opens the trunk.
LILITH
Aren't we meeting with the landlord first?
EMMA
Her daughter said we should just unpack and settle in until they can swing by.
Lilith shrugs and the two of them grab a few bags before heading to the door.
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INT. RENTAL HOUSE - DAY
The house resembles a cheap beach catalogue brought to life. Seashells and bamboo have been worked into almost every piece of furniture. Tacky beach slogans spouting "life's a beach" and "out fishin'" can be seen on the walls and a large wooden fish is visible on the edge of a tiki bar. Fishing net and buoys are grouped in a corner while the windows are framed with anchors.
The girls gaze around the room in shock and then in horror. They both drop their bags and Lilith starts laughing.
EMMA
I swear to God I didn't know it was this bad.
LILITH
I believe you.
Lilith takes a moment to recover before walking over to the tiki bar and examining the fish.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Do you think they needed reminding that it was a beach house?
EMMA
Apparently.
LILITH
That's just special. Tell me, how did you find such a FABULOUS place?
EMMA
Why don't you book the place next time and I'll bitch and moan?
LILITH
Hey, it got me to smile.
EMMA
Yeah yeah. Now help me unload our crap.
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INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Emma and Lilith are settled on a couch watching television when the doorbell rings.
EMMA
That'll be her.
Lilith and Emma make eye contact. A quick rock, paper, scissors match ensues. Emma wins and Lilith slumps forward before getting up to answer the door.
CAMERA FOLLOWS LILITH AS SHE EXITS THE ROOM
MATCH CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE FRONT DOOR - NIGHT
The landlord rings again just as Lilith enters the room. She speeds up after the second ring.
LILITH
(mumbling to herself)
I'm coming! Holy hell!
Lilith opens the door, revealing DELIA DEETZ. A fashion nightmare given form, Delia is wearing bold, geometric clothing. Her black and white outfit is mismatched and her hair is cropped short, curling outward like a thornbush.
As she steps into the house, she gives Lilith an assessing look. Her eyes are cold and her jaw is clenched. She has a tight, clipped manner which gives us the impression that we are beneath her time and an inconvenience at best.
DELIA
(pushing past Lilith)
Well, I'm glad to see the doorbell still works. I thought it might be broken.
LILITH
You must be Delia.
DELIA
Mrs. Deetz.
LILITH
Riight...Okay.
Lilith turns to Emma who is just entering the room and makes a face behind Delia's back.
EMMA
Nice to meet you Mrs. Deetz.
Emma holds out her hand and Delia looks on in distaste. Emma lowers her hand and Lilith jumps back into the conversation.
LILITH
Interesting place. Did you decorate it yourself?
DELIA
No.
EMMA
Did you hire a decorator?
DELIA
It was my husband's. He took the liberty.
LILITH
Was he worried he'd forget it was a beach house?
Emma elbows Lilith and Delia acts as though she has not heard Lilith's comment.
DELIA
So, I received your payment. I had the house inspected and everything checked out. Keep the house clean or there will be an extra charge. You are responsible for anything broken. You have my number, but you won't be needing it unless something happens to the house.
(pause)
Oh and if something does happen to it, pray that you're not responsible.
Emma and Lilith glance at each other. Lilith raises her eyebrows incredulously and Emma shrugs back.
DELIA (CONT'D)
Any questions?
Lilith's eyes slide to an area just behind and to the side of Delia where water seems to be dripping from the ceiling.
LILITH
The ceiling seems to be leaking.
DELIA
(snide)
I'll get right on that.
Delia strides out, the door closing behind her. Lilith and Emma look at each other.
LILITH
Charming...
EMMA
Wasn't she though? Don't worry. Her daughter said we can call her if we run into any problems.
LILITH
So, how long do you think we'll be stuck with this?
Lilith points to the leak in the ceiling.
EMMA
I'm sure someone will come by soon. How hard could it be to fix a leak?
SUDDENLY a fuse blows, blanketing the house in darkness.
LILITH O.S.
Emma?
EMMA O.S.
Yeah?
LILITH O.S.
How do we reach her daughter?
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INT. LIVING ROOM: TWO DAYS LATER - DAY
CAMERA PANS TO THE FLOOR WHERE SEVERAL BUCKETS ARE VISIBLE
Lilith is pacing the room, agitated.
Emma is lounging on the couch, reading a book.
LILITH
Two days. That's how long it takes to fix a leak and a fuse? Two days?!
EMMA
What do you want me to do about it?
LILITH
I don't want YOU to do anything about it! I want our ditzy landlord to do her damn job!
EMMA
Yeah well until she does, we're stuck with it so you might as well just let it go.
LILITH
Let it go? How am I supposed to
(uses finger quotes)
"let it go"
When the leaks's spreading from the front door to the living room?
Emma raises an eyebrow and closes her book.
EMMA
I don't know. Take a breath, go for a run, watch TV. Have some fun.
Lilith takes a deep breath and rubs her temples.
LILITH
All right. So, what do we do?
EMMA
Let's get out of the house for a few hours.
LILITH
But what about the house?
EMMA
They can call us. Delia and her family have my cell.
Lilith bites her lip and frowns, deep in thought.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Come on. It's a vacation. It's supposed to be fun! Let's go to the beach and grab some food!
There is a pause. Lilith turns to look out the window and Emma walks over.
LILITH
Alright, but if the Deetzes don't show up today, we're booking a hotel.
EMMA
Deal.
LILITH
(smirking)
I'm driving.
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EXT. CAR - DAY
Smoke is pouring out of the hood as the car slows to a stop. Lilith and Emma get out of the car.
CAMERA PANS TO LILITH AND EMMA
LILITH
No, no, no!
EMMA
Oh my God my car! This can't be happening!
Emma is pacing frantically, digging around her purse for her cellphone. Lilith, attempting to remain calm, lifts the hood and looks in.
LILITH
(looking at Emma)
Do you know anything about cars?
EMMA
Really? That's your reaction?
Lilith raises an eyebrow.
EMMA (CONT'D)
(exasperated)
No Lilith, I do not know anything about cars. How about you?
LILITH
Not a damn thing...
Emma opens the hood of the car and Lilith looks in.
EMMA
What do you see?
LILITH
Well, it appears to be some kind of vehicle.
EMMA
How did you guess?
LILITH
It's full of these metallic looking things.
A roll of thunder is heard and suddenly it's pouring down rain.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Aw come on! You've got to be kidding me!
Lilith kicks the car before strolling angrily down the street. Emma catches up to her.
EMMA
Lilith! Lilith! Wait! This isn't helping!
LILITH
It's helping me, I'm pissed off!
EMMA
We need to go back.
Lilith stops in the middle of the street.
LILITH
Why? What's the point? Nothing we do makes any difference. Besides, what else could possibly happen?
Lilith is struck by lightning and drops to the ground, unconscious.
CAMERA PULLS TIGHT TO HER FACE
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INT. WAITING ROOM - NIGHT
Lilith's eyes open. She is sitting on the couch in the afterlife waiting room. She sits up and looks around the room. Hold music is playing and a "Welcome to Hell" sign is flickering feebly on the far wall.
She glances to the side and sees a man with a bullet wound leaning against a wall, chatting with a woman sitting on another couch with pale blue skin.
Lilith shakily approaches the main desk. The RECEPTIONIST is a young woman in peasant clothes with a noose around her neck. She is absorbed in her paperwork but looks up as Lilith approaches.
RECEPTIONIST
Can I help you?
LILITH
I don't know where I am. How did I get here? Where is here? I was in my car...
RECEPTIONIST
(counting off on her fingers)
You're dead. Welcome to Hell, formerly the Afterlife. When it is your turn, you will be given a tour. You will then be assigned your position which you will carry out for all of eternity.
LILITH
I-I'm dead?
RECEPTIONIST
Yes.
LILITH
But I don't understand.
RECEPTIONIST
Take a number. You will be called when it's your turn.
LILITH
B-but...
RECEPTIONIST
NEXT!
A middle aged woman, with a hatchet sticking out of her chest, shoves past Lilith to speak with the receptionist. She backpedals before walking through the room and down a hall.
CAMERA FOLLOWS LILITH
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INT. AFTERLIFE OFFICES - NIGHT
SUDDENLY a door flies open and a hand reaches out, pulling Lilith into an office. The door slams shut and Lilith finds herself pressed into a corner, face to face with JACK.
LILITH
Jack?
He opens his mouth to speak but nothing comes out. He nods and she embraces him.
JACK
I missed you.
LILITH
(frantically)
Oh my God Jack! What are you doing here? I never thought I'd see you again.
JACK
It's okay. I'm here. I'll take care of you.
Lilith takes a step back from Jack. She looks at him as though she's really seeing him for the first time.
LILITH
I guess I really am dead huh?
Jack pulls away and looks at her seriously.
JACK
No, you're not. They just think you are.
LILITH
But I thought-
JACK
(interrupting)
Listen. You're not dead but if they find out, you will be. You need to let them assign you. Do whatever work they give you until I can find a way around this. Do you understand?
Lilith, overwhelmed, nods.
JACK (CONT'D)
Good. It'll be okay. I'll find a way to get you home but you have to trust me.
The door opens and one of the guards walks in. He glances at Lilith, then addresses Jack.
GUARD 1
Oh good. You found her! I thought we might have to raise the alarm.
JACK
We were just catching up. I told her she would need to be assigned.
GUARD 1
Actually, the boss has already given orders. He wants her in a secure ward so she can be tested before she starts in Admin.
JACK
I don't understand. I was informed that she would work with me.
GUARD 1
(shrugging)
And I heard differently. You've got your orders and I've got mine. If you don't like'em, you know who to contact.
Lilith shoots Jack a worried look, but he gives her a small smile as she is lead out of the room.
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INT. AFTERLIFE HALLWAY - NIGHT
LILITH
What did you mean by "testing"?
GUARD 1
Exactly what it sounded like. We're testing you to see how you work, what you can do and all that jazz.
LILITH
What do you mean what I can do?
GUARD 1
Well, you'll learn more on the tour and as you train but some ghosts have gifts. The boss is thinking you might make a good reaper.
LILITH
Reaper? You mean ferrying souls to the other side?
GUARD 1
Nah, that was back in the old days. Now the boss has'em collecting souls and bringing them here to work for him.
LILITH
So, I wait around for people to keel over?
GUARD 1
(laughing gruffly)
Used to be that way. Now we kind of help them along, if you know what I mean.
LILITH
You mean I'm supposed to kill people?
GUARD 1
And harvest their souls, yeah.
Lilith looks queasy while the guard is oblivious to her discomfort.
A siren goes off overhead. The guard stops and looks at her uneasily.
GUARD 1 (CONT'D)
Listen, normally I wouldn't ask if it wasn't an emergency but that siren means the boss needs us.
The guard hands her a blue ticket with a number printed on it.
GUARD 1 (CONT'D)
That number is your number. Go to room 311 and they'll tell you what to do. Got it?
Lilith nods weakly and the guard takes off down the hall.
She gazes at the ticket for a moment before running down the hall in the opposite direction from where they were heading. The siren continues to go off and suddenly another guard rushes from a room down the hall.
Lilith ducks inside the first door she finds, a men's room.
CAMERA PANS DOWN THE HALL
BetelGeuse rounds the corner with a small group of ghosts, all in various stages of death and decomposition. He is dressed again in his guide outfit and hat. He appears flustered as he wraps up a tour with the new ghosts.
BETELGEUSE
And this is the hall of lowly assistants and security. The former are just pissants. The latter will break your balls if you give them a funny look.
He strides swiftly down the hall and the ghosts rush to keep up.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Down there
(indicates a corridor on the left)
Is a testing facility. If for some reason they think any of you can actually do something, they send you there, learn what you can do, and find a way to either make you their bitch or exorcise you.
He gazes at the group, looking bored for a quick moment.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Any questions?
One ghost raises a hand but BetelGeuse ignores him and continues on.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
This last hall
(he points to a corridor on the left)
Is assigning. They give you a number and a job, which you get to do with a smile on your face till the world burns. And that ladies and gents concludes the tour. Now get lost.
He strides off briskly and makes to head into the mens room when another spirit speaks up. He stops, turns, and glares.
GHOST 1
But what if we don't want to work the job they give us?
BETELGEUSE
Welcome to Hell bud.
GHOST 1
But isn't there another way? Someone who can help us?
BetelGeuse clenches his fists and grinds his teeth.
BETELGEUSE
If there was, do ya really think I'd be standing here dealing with you freaks?
GHOST 1
I don't believe that! Just because you haven't found a way doesn't mean...
BetelGeuse waves a hand and the ghost's mouth vanishes completely. The ghost feels his face, horrified.
BETELGEUSE
I'm afraid all questions need to be voiced through the appropriate channels. Have a nice day.
The ghosts stare at each other, confused and afraid. BetelGeuse rushes into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him before anyone else can bombard him with questions.
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INT. AFTERLIFE MEN'S ROOM - NIGHT
Lilith rushes to a cubicle, shutting the door and standing on top of a toilet to hide.
A moment later, BetelGeuse rushes in and heads straight for a urinal. He fumbles frantically with his fly before relieving himself loudly. He sighs and throws his head back dramatically.
BETELGEUSE
(to himself)
Fuck me.
The door opens and a guard rushes in, gazing around the room before he sees BetelGeuse. His eyes narrow.
GUARD 2
Aren't you supposed to be giving tours?
BETELGEUSE
Oh no! I slipped off for a sec, I must be making a break for it. You better alert your supervisor!
GUARD 2
Don't be smart with me BetelGeuse, you're not good at it.
BETELGEUSE
(grinning)
That's once.
GUARD 2
We've got a runner, a girl who snuck off. You wouldn't have had anything to do with that, would you?
BETELGEUSE
(gesturing at what he's doing)
Does it look like I'm trying to break out?
GUARD 2
One would hope not, considering where it would land you.
BetelGeuse snorts.
BETELGEUSE
Doesn't someone need you somewhere?
GUARD 2
We're under orders to keep a close watch on you. You know that.
BETELGEUSE
Yeah well, could you go back to stalking me later? I know I'm hung without you checking me out.
GUARD 2
Just hurry the hell up and get back to work.
The guard storms out. BetelGeuse finishes up before walking out alone.
CAMERA PANS TO STALL
We see Lilith peeking through the partition. She opens the stall door, and quietly walks to the bathroom door.
LILITH'S POV
Lilith peeks out the door, looking both ways down the hall. She then sneaks out and starts walking.
SUDDENLY a hand darts out, covering her mouth and she is dragged into an empty room.
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INT. EMPTY ROOM - AFTERLIFE - NIGHT
BETELGEUSE
(hand still covering her mouth)
Ya know, if you wanted a peak, you could've just asked.
Lilith pushes against him but he holds her arms down.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Ah ah ah, careful Babe. A lot of folks are looking for ya right now. Would kind of defeat the point of running if they heard ya wouldn't it?
Lilith glares at him but calms down slightly and nods. He releases her and she turns to stare at him.
LILITH
You're helping me?
BETELGEUSE
Sure as hell seems like it.
LILITH
Why? What's in it for you?
He shrugs and smiles mischievously.
BETELGEUSE
Can't get anything past you huh Babe?
(checks her out)
Damn shame too.
LILITH
Knock it off and answer my question.
BETELGEUSE
What? Maybe I just wanna see this place burn.
LILITH
Uh huh. And where does working with me help with that?
BETELGEUSE
Easy. Good old Lucy is a sore loser. If you managed to escape, you'd be the first to break a contract with him.
LILITH
I didn't make a contract with him.
BETELGEUSE
Doesn't matter toots. Since he took over, he owns every soul that walks through these doors. If you escaped, you'd be the first one he lost.
LILITH
Great, so you stick it to your boss. Why me though? Why don't you escape?
BetelGeuse takes a cigarette out of his shirt pocket, lights it, and takes a drag.
BETELGEUSE
Because I'm dead and I'm stuck here thanks to his flaming lordship. You on the other hand, might not be as dead as everyone thinks.
LILITH
What are you on about? Dead is dead.
BETELGEUSE
Usually, yeah but you might not be staying dead for long. It's up to you.
LILITH
Up to me? What the hell can I do about it? I'm not enjoying myself here! Don't you think that if I knew a way out, I'd take it?!
BetelGeuse grins wickedly and flicks his cigarette away.
BETELGEUSE
That's all I needed to hear.
SUDDENLY another siren sounds. Raised voices and footsteps can be heard, coming closer.
LILITH
What's happening?
BETELGEUSE
Come on.
BetelGeuse grabs Lilith and drags her down the hall.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Look, here's the deal. Someone's trying to revive you. If that happens and you get through the door, then you'll live. If they find you then they'll keep ya stuck here.
LILITH
What will happen?
BETELGEUSE
You won't last long as a vegetable before you die or someone pulls the plug, in which case you end up stuck here.
LILITH
And you know where the door is?
BETELGEUSE
Quid pro quo Babe. I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
LILITH
What do you want?
BETELGEUSE
Same as you. Out. I set you free, you return the favor. Deal?
BetelGeuse holds out his hand. Lilith looks at him for a moment before seizing it. A black, ribbon-like shape surrounds their hands and travels up her arm. A bright aura flares around the both of them. Lilith opens her mouth as though she's about to ask a question but he grabs her roughly and frenches her, releasing her roughly as a few guards round the corner and spot the two of them.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Well kiddies, that's about all the time we have for today.
He grabs Lilith and soars through the halls, flying through doors and corridors. He lands in front of a large and lopsided, wooden door. It flings open as they approach.
Just as they reach the door, a few of the guards appear and close in.
GUARD 1
(calling to other guards)
It's her! We've got her!
BETELGEUSE
(to Lilith)
Jump through. I've got this.
LILITH
Are you nuts?!
BetelGeuse grins at the guards and flexes his hand.
BETELGEUSE
What could be behind door number one?
A door to the left of the guards flies open, revealing a monstrous set of teeth. BetelGeuse swings his leg as though kicking an imaginary ball and the two guards tumble into the door. A sick crunching can be heard as the door slams shut.
GUARD 1
That just leaves you and me BetelGeuse.
BetelGeuse grins and strides forward. The guard mumbles incoherently in Latin. A bright light circles BetelGeuse, wrapping him in chains. He can't move.
GUARD 1 (CONT'D)
Do you like that?
BetelGeuse looks confused.
GUARD 1 (CONT'D)
It's a containment spell. I knew it might come in handy.
BETELGEUSE
Well look who grew a pair.
GUARD 1
That's big talk...
The guard raises his hand and the chains fly to his palm. He pulls, dragging BetelGeuse across the floor. The guard leans into his face.
GUARD 1 (CONT'D)
For a paper pusher.
LILITH
Let him go!
GUARD 1
Back off and wait your turn!
(slaps her)
I'm not done playing yet.
Lilith stumbles back and rubs her face, enraged. An invisible force picks up around her, whipping her hair back. Her skin turns paler and her eyes grow darker. A green tinge picks up on her skin near her eyes and mouth. She actually looks dead.
She throws her hand in front of her and the guard slams hard against a wall. He slumps to the ground unconscious. BetelGeuse stands and looks from the guard to Lilith, taking in her altered appearance.
BETELGEUSE
We might have more in common than I thought Babe.
LILITH
What are you talking about?
BetelGeuse pulls a mirror out of his pocket and shows Lilith her reflection.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
What in the He-
The guard groans. Lilith shakes off her confusion and grabs BetelGeuse by the hand, attempting to lead him back to the door.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Come on Jackass!
BETELGEUSE
Whoa hold on! This is your door. It doesn't work for me.
LILITH
I thought you wanted out.
BETELGEUSE
It doesn't work like that. Look, I'll call ya but right now you need to stop dragging ass and go.
BetelGeuse shoves Lilith through the door. Lilith, caught off guard, lets out a squeal of surprise. She backpedals, her arms flailing out and eyes wide as she disappears into the darkness.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
I'll see ya on the other side.
BetelGeuse peers through the door, grinning after her then turns, cracks his knuckles, and heads back to the fallen guard, who is stirring.
CUT TO:
EXT. STREET - NIGHT
An ambulance is parked along the stretch of street where Lilith had stormed off. Emma's car is still visible in the distance. Rain is falling steadily.
Paramedics surround Lilith and are working to restart her heart. Emma is next to her crying.
CAMERA TIGHTENS ON LILITH
Lilith jerks awake, gasping for air. She looks around frantically.
LILITH
(voice scratchy)
Am I dead?
Emma hugs her, crying.
EMMA
No! Thank God but we lost you for a while.
LILITH
Where is he?
EMMA
Where is who sweetie?
Lilith looks confused.
LILITH
I don't know. He didn't tell me his name.
Lilith blacks out.
CUT TO:
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT
A sterile hospital room. Machines are beeping, the shades are drawn, and almost every wall and surface is white.
Lilith is laying in a bed, stirring as she wakes up. Emma occupies a chair next to the bed, visibly exhausted as she flips through a magazine. Emma looks up as she hears Lilith shifting. She puts the magazine down and pulls the chair closer to the bed.
EMMA
(relieved)
Oh good, you're awake.
LILITH
What happened? How did I get here?
EMMA
What's the last thing you remember?
LILITH
Let's see.
(sighs)
I remember the leak, the power going out, and the car dying.
EMMA
(angrily)
You mean after the bitch fit you threw where you walked down the street and got your ass electrocuted, scaring thirty years off of my life?
LILITH
(sarcastic)
I'm so glad you're relieved.
EMMA
I'm going to get something to drink. Try not to die.
Emma gets up and storms out of the room.
LILITH
(to herself)
Bipolar much?
Lilith looks around the room before slipping out of the bed. She walks over to the bureau and peers into the mirror at her normal reflection.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
So I die and dream that I'm dead?
Lilith looks back at the mirror and let's out a startled squeal. On the smooth surface words have appeared.
INSERT - MIRROR, which reads:
"You wish"
Lilith stumbles backwards, bumping into the bed. She is visibly shaken.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
Okay, so we're talking to mirrors now...great.
The mirror fogs up again, responding to her comment.
INSERT - MIRROR, which reads:
"Yeah yeah. Look, I don't have all day here."
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
And now we're getting chewed out by mirrors.
INSERT - MIRROR, which reads:
"I'm not a damn mirror now are you alone or not?"
LILITH (CONT'D)
Yeah, why?
The words vanish and BetelGeuse's face appears in the mirror.
BETELGEUSE
Because my hand's getting tired. It hasn't had to work that hard in a while.
LILITH
(surprised)
What are you doing here?
BETELGEUSE
(rolling his eyes)
You owe me Babe and I'm here to collect.
LILITH
(muttering wildly)
I must be losing my mind. There's not other explanation. This can't possibly be happening.
BETELGEUSE
It can and it is, now suck it up. You were a lot more fun with a bit of fight in you.
LILITH
Screw you Bud! The whole "dying thing" is a lot to take in.
BETELGEUSE
Look, you've been dead once already so can we skip the shock and awe?
LILITH
Alright fine! Let's say, just for fun, that I'm not completely bat shit crazy. That would mean that I escaped hell and made a deal with a dead guy.
BETELGEUSE
Yep.
LILITH
Who has come to collect?
BETELGEUSE
Told ya I'd call.
LILITH
Right. So, what happens now?
BETELGEUSE
Easy, you let me out, I go on my merry way and we're square. That's it, end of story.
LILITH
And how do I do that?
BETELGEUSE
Just summon me.
Lilith looks blankly back and he gets impatient.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Look, I'm over here and you want me over there. You've just got to call me.
Lilith blinks.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
Call my name three times.
LILITH
That's it?
BETELGEUSE
That's it! Now come on already! A deal's a deal!
The lights flicker overhead.
LILITH
What was that?
BETELGEUSE
Nothing! Now let me out!
The door slams shut and locks. Lilith's breath becomes visible and she shivers, rubbing her arms.
LILITH
Seriously, what's going on? Are you doing this?
Lilith moves away from the mirror. She unlocks and opens the door, peering down the hall before stepping back inside. The lights flicker back to normal and she lowers her hands from her arms, no longer shivering.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
That was weird.
The mirror's surface is fogging and swirling as Lilith approaches it again.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Yeah I know. Keep your pants on. I still don't know your name.
There's no response. After a moment Lilith's brow furrows and she steps closer to the mirror.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Are you there?
A new voice is heard that seems to come from the room itself.
DEVIL (O.S.)
He won't answer you.
LILITH
Won't or can't?
DEVIL (O.S.)
Suffice it to say that he is indisposed at the moment.
LILITH
Where is he?
DEVIL (O.S.)
That does not really concern you, now does it?
LILITH
Who are you?
DEVIL (O.S.)
Ah yes, silly of me, introductions are indeed in order.
The devil's face appears in the mirror.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
I am Lucifer, Ruler of the Other Side.
LILITH
(alarmed)
You're the devil?
Lilith stumbles backwards, her eyes darting around the room and coming to rest on the door.
DEVIL
Oh yes...that. A tad dramatic for my taste but it will do.
LILITH
(edging towards the door)
What does the devil want with me?
DEVIL
I should think that a bit obvious.
LILITH
(puts her hand on the door)
You want to take me back?
DEVIL
My my, someone certainly thinks highly of herself. No, I'm simply keeping an eye on what's mine.
With a flick of his wrist, the door flings shut and locks again. He smiles at Lilith with obvious boredom. She glares back.
LILITH
I'm not yours. I never was.
DEVIL
On the contrary. I own every soul that sets foot on the other side.
Lilith crosses her arms over her chest in defiance.
LILITH
We're not on the other side now, are we?
DEVIL
(losing patience)
How very cute. You think your little escapade was enough to get past me? Hardly. Listen carefully Darling. Did you ever pause to consider that making a deal with the resident poltergeist might not be enough?
Seeing Lilith's stunned look, he continues.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
Oh yes, I know all about your little revolt; uncalled for and I daresay a bit rude but I digress.
LILITH
He brought me back-
DEVIL
(interrupting)
For now but your freedom is temporary. When you die, and you will, you come back to me.
LILITH
Not if I've got an ace up my sleeve.
DEVIL
I hope you're not referring to HIM? As a ghost, he cannot leave my realm without being summoned.
Lilith crosses her arms over her chest and looks defiant.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
Did he even tell you his name? No? Pity.
LILITH
If you're so sure of yourself, then why come here at all? Why tell me any of this?
DEVIL
(intense)
For fun. You underestimated me and I wanted to put you back in your place. You believed you had won, that you had bested me. It was insulting. I wanted to see the hope leave your eyes when you realized who you were dealing with. Don't you see? I do not need to drag you back. You will come to me. I will win as I always have and you will live long enough to rue the day you crossed me.
Lilith screams in frustration and flings her hand out. A light erupts from her palm, shattering the surface of the mirror. Lilith stares in shock at her hand and the devil's laughter can be heard throughout the room before fading away.
Hurried footsteps can be heard in the corridor. The door flings open revealing Emma and a nurse. The nurse covers her mouth in surprise while Emma gazes from the broken mirror back to Lilith.
LILITH
I didn't do it.
EMMA
Then who did?
LILITH
First, I need coffee. Then we can talk.
CUT TO:
INT. CAR - DAY
Emma's driving with one hand, and gesticulating with the other. Lilith is fighting with the hospital tag on her wrist, distracting herself by trying to remove it.
CAMERA TIGHT ON EMMA
EMMA
So, you escaped from Hell with help from a ghost and now the Devil is after your soul?
LILITH
Yep, pretty much.
Lilith glances at Emma, who is staring straight ahead.
LILITH (CONT'D)
You're not buying any of this are you?
EMMA
No, but I love you.
Lilith looks distressed.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Look, it's not that I DON'T believe you-
LILITH
But.
EMMA
You've just been through a lot and you're stressed. Let's just take a few days and unwind, enjoy the vacation we're supposed to have and things will work themselves out.
Lilith rolls her eyes before gazing out the window, her head on her hand.
LILITH
(mumbling under her breath)
Yeah, sure. What could happen?
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - DAY
The front door opens and both girls walk in. Lilith steps into the living room and examines the ceiling.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
EMMA
Looks like they fixed the ceiling.
LILITH
Eureka, it's a ceiling again. What about the lights?
Emma flips a light switch and the room lights up.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Let there be light.
Delia walks into the room behind Lilith, startling her.
DELIA
I was beginning to think you wouldn't show up.
LILITH
Shit! You can't just appear out of thin air like that!
(catching her breath)
When the hell did you even get here?
DELIA
(sarcastically)
Where are my manners? I should have announced myself before entering MY house.
Lilith opens her mouth to retort but Emma steps on her foot.
EMMA
She's just a little tired. We just got out of the hospital today.
DELIA
You were on the news. They said you were dead.
LILITH
(shrugs)
Guess they were wrong.
Lilith glances behind Delia to the corner of the room. A tall, lanky woman with wild hair and large eyes is staring at her.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Is there a reason she's staring at me?
Lilith looks at Celina. Delia turns.
DELIA
Hmm? Oh. This is Celina.
LILITH
Friend of yours?
DELIA
(rolling her eyes)
No, complete stranger.
Emma glares at Delia before turning towards Celina and extends her hand, forcing a smile. Celina eyes her before taking her hand and gasping out loud.
CELINA
Why didn't you tell me you were gifted?
EMMA
(alarmed)
What?
CELINA
Sight girl! You have second sight! You can see beyond this realm!
Emma tries to jerk her hand away, but Celina tightens her grip.
EMMA
Let go!
LILITH
(to Celina)
Okay, this is getting a bit weird. Can you knock it off?
Celina let's go of Emma's hand and turns to look at Lilith.
CELINA
I'm sorry, I probably should have mentioned, I'm gifted with the other side.
LILITH
(to herself)
I'm sure you're all kinds of gifted.
DELIA
Celina has a history of working with the paranormal. You should consider yourself lucky. Normally she charges for her readings.
LILITH
(to Celina)
Do you want a pat on the back?
Celina walks up to Lilith, not stopping until she is within six inches of her face. She looks her straight in the eye.
CELINA
Your eyes are full of life but death lurks behind them.
LILITH
Wow, okay.
CELINA
An Undead, the first soul to make it back to the world of the living. Marvelous! You must tell me how you came back through the veil!
LILITH
(to Emma)
Yeah, this is all completely normal.
(to Celina)
Look, I'm just going to go upstairs. The whole almost dying thing kind of took it out of me.
CELINA
(dramatically)
Don't ignore the signs! The dead aren't meant to return to us!
Lilith rolls her eyes and leaves the room.
CELINA (CONT'D)
You cannot hope to beat death alone!
LILITH (O.S.)
(calling down the stairs)
Don't worry I've got it!
We hear Lilith walking up the stairs and slamming her bedroom door.
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM - DAY
Lilith enters the bedroom, closing the door behind her. She looks around the room before sitting at her desk and turning her computer on.
LILITH
(to herself)
See, everything's completely normal. I don't know what that woman was going on about...
CLOSE UP ON COMPUTER SCREEN
A Facebook icon is visible on the desktop screen.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(to herself)
That's odd...I never used Facebook.
Lilith clicks on the icon. Her page loads, showing her status as deceased.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(sarcastically)
Oh really cute! I wonder who set this up.
Boogle, a search engine with a ghost icon appears in the corner.
LILITH (CONT'D)
What's this?
Lilith clicks on the icon and a search bar appears with a link to a Recently Deceased page which she clicks.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Oh come on! Who goes through this much trouble for a prank?
She reads through the page and a "Need Help?" box appears in the bottom corner.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Real cute...so where's the hard copy?
A handbook drops onto the corner of the desk, startling Lilith.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY
A scream can be heard from upstairs followed by heavy footsteps, as though Lilith is throwing a fit.
EMMA
(looking up at the ceiling)
If she's chasing a raccoon, we're leaving.
DELIA
If she does any damage to my house, you'll both be leaving, after you fix my ceiling.
Emma opens her mouth to argue when Lilith comes thundering down the stairs, holding the handbook out.
LILITH
(manic)
Har de fricken har. Who's is this?
She holds up the book. Emma looks confused and Celina looks questioningly at the book. Delia's eyes are wide in recognition.
DELIA
Where did you get that?
LILITH
In my room! I was just sitting there-
DELIA
(cutting her off)
You found that book in your room?
LILITH
Yes! Haven't you been listening?
DELIA
You must have picked it up somewhere.
LILITH
I think I would remember finding a book on being dead. I know for a fact I'd remember tweaking my own computer and making fake web sites to screw with myself!
DELIA
You must have because that book has never been in this house!
Emma whistles and the argument ceases. Everyone turns to look at her.
EMMA
This is crazy. Lily, Delia doesn't care enough to pull a prank on you, I wouldn't, and Celina just met you.
Lilith nods her head but still looks furious.
LILITH
So, what, I'm supposed to believe this is real?
EMMA
I didn't say that.
LILITH
Then how do you explain it?
EMMA
I don't know.
DELIA
Well, this has been fun but I have other plans. You have my number-
Delia gives Lilith a sideways sneer.
DELIA (CONT'D)
But, I'm hoping you'll forget it.
Delia leaves the room, followed by Celina. We hear the front door open and close rather forcefully behind them.
LILITH
Something doesn't add up.
EMMA
Really? Which part?
LILITH
Come on. She comes over with a "psychic" who makes a remark about me being dead and then I find this.
Lilith holds up the book.
EMMA
Let me see that.
Emma snatches the book out of Lilith's hand.
LILITH
Hey!
EMMA
What? How can I help you figure this thing out if you're hogging it?
Lilith makes a dissatisfied grunt but obliges, crossing her arms over her chest and pouting.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Knock it off, do you want my help or not?
LILITH
Fine, but can we at least go upstairs? You need to see the rest.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Lilith is sitting at her desk, looking at the "Recently Deceased" page. Emma is lounging in a chair by the bed, reading the handbook.
LILITH
So, what do you think?
EMMA
I think it's weird for sure.
(pause)
I don't know. If it's a prank then someone put a lot of work into it.
There's a moment of silence while Emma flicks through the book. Lilith gets up from her desk and stretches out on the floor, one leg propped up.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Hey, you should try this.
LILITH
What?
EMMA
This bit here. It says here that if you focus, you can make electricity surge.
LILITH
Is that what that section was? I thought it was telling me how to fix the toaster.
EMMA
Then I guess it's lucky you have the help of an English major.
LILITH
No kidding! Can you imagine anyone trying to read this whole thing?
EMMA
Maybe if you had no life.
Emma skims down the page, concentrating.
EMMA (CONT'D)
It just takes a minute to figure out what's really being said and translate it to well...YOU speak.
LILITH
So what's the translation?
Emma reads quietly for a moment, mouthing words from the text.
EMMA
Basically, just focus your energy into anything electric.
Lilith moves into a meditative position.
LILITH
(laughing)
Hold on, let me channel my Chi...ohhmmm...
Suddenly the light overhead blows out, bathing the room in darkness.
LILITH (CONT'D)
So tell me again that this isn't real...
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM WINDOW - NIGHT
The moon is clearly visible, a bright crescent.
CAMERA PULLS BACK FROM WINDOW REVEALING BEDROOM
Moonlight is streaming across the bed where Lilith is sleeping.
Lilith rolls over, her face barely visible in the darkness. A moment later, a green light illuminates her face.
CAMERA FOLLOWS LIGHT TO MIRROR
The surface of the mirror has a murky, green glow as if it is full of fog.
The fog swirls.
A lopsided hall appears, a reflection of the other side.
LILITH'S POV
We're moving forward, floating through the mirror.
The scenery blurs as we pass through the glass, then clears, revealing the hallway.
CAMERA PULLS BACK REVEALING LILITH
Her skin has lightened and has a green tinge. Her eyes are sunken.
She walks down the hallway pushing a door open at the end and enters.
MATCH CUT TO:
INT. HELL - AFTERLIFE OFFICE - NIGHT
A dark, cramped room lined wall to wall with filing cabinets. One desk has been crammed into the back where Jack is currently bent over, doing paperwork.
Lilith steps into the room, stopping in front of Jack.
After a moment, he looks up then back down before realizing that she's there. He jumps back, startled and several objects spill off the desk, hitting the floor.
JACK
Lilith? What are you doing here?
Lilith seems dazed and a bit confused.
LILITH
I don't know. I don't really remember.
Jack bends over, collecting his fallen office supplies. He reorganizes his desk and begins straightening his pens.
He frowns, knocking the pens aside and focuses on Lilith.
JACK
(exasperated)
But how did you get here?
Lilith looks around the room, twirling a loose lock of hair.
LILITH
I...I was asleep and next thing I know, I'm here.
Jack gets up from the desk and approaches Lilith.
JACK
How though? How did you get back here?
Lilith holds her head, trying to remember.
LILITH
The...the mirror.
Jack puts his hands on her shoulder, attempting to reassure her.
JACK
You came through it?
Lilith bites her lip and nods.
Jack drags Lilith to the corner of the room where a large mirror is hanging on the wall.
JACK (CONT'D)
Touch it.
Lilith looks questioningly at Jack but does so. The surface ripples, revealing her room. Jack looks through the mirror with her. Her body looks normal and is sound asleep. She is still breathing.
Jack lets out a sigh of relief. Lilith shoots him a concerned look.
LILITH
(reassuringly)
It's okay. I'm still alive.
JACK
Not quite.
Jack runs his hand through his hair and looks sheepish.
LILITH
What do you mean, "not quite"?
JACK
We declared you dead. My boss signed off on it.
LILITH
Yeah? So?
JACK
You don't understand. Once the paperwork is in, it's all final. You are for all intents and purposes dead.
LILITH
But, how? I went back! I have a heart beat, a pulse-
JACK
(interrupting)
I know! I know! You're alive really but the paperwork can't be changed. That's why we always wait to submit it. It prevents these kinds of hiccups in the system, but with HIM in charge...
LILITH
He didn't want to wait.
Jack shakes his head.
JACK
He's the devil. He saw that you were dead and wanted your soul. He said you were unique. I don't think he was counting on an escape.
LILITH
Unique how?
JACK
There are some ghosts who have abilities that go beyond what the rest of us can do. They can go between worlds and interact with the living where the rest of us can't.
(pause)
What you did tonight.
LILITH
Even if that's true, why does he care?
Lilith stops and a look of comprehension dawns.
LILITH (CONT'D)
That's why he wanted me as a reaper isn't it?
Jack nods.
JACK
He believes that since you can interact with the living, you can bring him their souls.
LILITH
I'm not a killer.
JACK
He thought that if he owned you, he could control you. But, your deal showed him otherwise.
LILITH
You know about that?
JACK
Everyone knows, that's the problem. You're connected to this guy.
She looks at him as though to say, "so what?"
Jack lets out a breath and takes off his glasses before eyeing her seriously.
JACK (CONT'D)
(intense)
You're alive for now but if Lucifer kills him, you'll die too.
LILITH
What do I do? I owe him a favor. We're bound until I summon him.
Lilith runs her hands over her face, exasperated.
LILITH (CONT'D)
How can I when I don't even know his name?
JACK
You'll have to figure it out. None of us can say his name since Lucifer jinxed it.
LILITH
There has to be a way.
JACK
I can't tell you his name, but I can take you to him.
Jack touches the mirror again, which ripples before enlarging. He grabs Lilith by the waist before she can reply and steps through.
They float through a black void as if swimming. A large clock can be heard ticking but at a slower pace.
LILITH
What is this? What's happening?
JACK
He's been hidden away so no one can reach him, a place where time drags on endlessly.
A solid, black, rusted door appears out of the darkness. They land in front of it. The ground is sand but all around the door and behind it is dark and empty space.
Jack reaches forward and touches the keyhole. Patterns appear in the door, lighting up and the same light emanates from the keyhole. Sand drifts from the openings as the door opens.
JACK (CONT'D)
(looking at Lilith)
You need to be careful. To him it will have been years.
LILITH
How many?
JACK
Off the top of my head, maybe eight or nine hundred. Ish.
LILITH
It was more than a deal wasn't it?
Jack nods.
JACK
The deal bound you, in a way that I don't think even he intended.
LILITH
I never would have done it if I'd known.
JACK
(thoughtful)
I think you would have. I think part of you needed this.
LILITH
I could have stayed with you...
Jack smiles but it is a sad smile.
JACK
You could have, but a part of you wouldn't have been happy.
Lilith looks unsure.
JACK (CONT'D)
I loved you, you know.
LILITH
Me too. And part of me always will.
She kisses Jack and he lets her go. She turns, looking determined and walks through the door.
CUT TO:
INT. HELL - DUNGEON - NIGHT
A dark, dank chamber of stone. We hear the echoes of water dripping but nothing else. The room is pitch black except for a few torches along the walls and suspended overhead.
BetelGeuse is slumped forward in a corner, one leg propped up. As the door opens, the light throws his face into sharp relief. He's thinner, and even more sunken than before.
Lilith, approaches his cell.
BETELGEUSE
Long time no see Babe. I was beginning to think you wouldn't show.
LILITH
Why would you say that?
BETELGEUSE
A guy has to wonder when you don't return his calls.
LILITH
Yeah, well it's kind of hard when Satan blocks the line. I would have called back but it's kind of hard if I don't even know your name.
BETELGEUSE
So what took ya so long?
LILITH
Believe it or not, you're not the easiest guy to find.
BetelGeuse looks up at her and smirks darkly.
BETELGEUSE
Can't imagine why.
LILITH
Because you're such a lovable guy?
BETELGEUSE
Got you here didn't I?
LILITH
Yeah, well I owe you and I don't like being in debt. You would have been out the first day if not for Lucifer and Lady Deetz.
BetelGeuse stands and approaches the edge of his cell, as close as he can get to Lilith.
BETELGEUSE
Well aren't you just a sweet little, wait...what?
LILITH
I said I'm here to help your sorry ass.
BETELGEUSE
(energetic)
No, the name. What was the name?
LILITH
What is it with you and names? What are you Rumpelstiltskin?
BETELGEUSE
(angry)
Stop screwing around and tell me her god damned name!
LILITH
Deetz you psycho!
BETELGEUSE
(jubilant)
Hah! I knew it!
BetelGeuse claps his hands together and starts pacing the cell.
LILITH
What difference does it make?
BETELGEUSE
(monologuing to himself)
This is it! The Deetzes are bound to know my name. They can tell her. I've just got to steer her in the right direction. She learns my name, I get out, I get even. It's a win win...
LILITH
Hello.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
But what if they don't know my name. Technically it was just the Goth kid and who's to say she remembers, I mean she wasn't that damn bright...
LILITH
(waving)
You hoo.
BETELGEUSE
And even if she could get the name, how the hell is she going to get back out and call me, this place is sealed tighter than a rubber. Man, I'd kill for a smoke right now...
LILITH
OY!
BETELGEUSE
What?!
LILITH
Remember me? Repaying the deal, getting you out? Any of this ring a bell?
BETELGEUSE
(gesturing wildly)
Of course Babe! You're absolutely right, completely slipped my mind. Where were we? Oh yeah, So, you're here to help me out?
LILITH
Yep.
BETELGEUSE
And you came all this way to hold up your end of the bargain.
LILITH
Right again.
BETELGEUSE
Yeah, funny thing about our deal, you have to be out there to summon me! It doesn't do me any damn good if we're both trapped on this side! So thanks a lot Toots now we're both stuck here!
LILITH
Well, excuse the hell out of me Bud but I can leave any time I want. You're the one who's stuck here!
Lilith turns and walks to the door.
BETELGEUSE
Try it Babe! Even if you could get out of Satan's toy box, do you think I don't know what's going on here? They want you!
Lilith freezes on her way to the door.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
That's right. I know all about it. You're a technicality, a breather with a dead side who kept her powers. They'll torture me to get to you and if I die, you go right down with me.
Lilith walks back to the cell.
LILITH
So you tell me your name and I go back, what if I decide I don't want to say it?
BetelGeuse's hand darts out through the bars. He grabs Lilith and pulls her back against the bars. His face bends over her ear.
BETELGEUSE
I bet I can make you say it.
He moves closer.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
(suggestively)
Hell, I bet I can make you scream it.
Lilith's eyes dilate and darken. She smirks.
LILITH
I bet you'd love that.
A commotion can be heard outside the door.
LILITH (CONT'D)
It looks like we're out of time. Maybe I'll see you later.
She attempts to move away but he tightens his grip.
BETELGEUSE
Not so fast Babe, I ain't finished yet.
LILITH
Then hurry up and get on with it!
BETELGEUSE
Just remember, you owe me. I always get out. You break our deal and I'll kill you myself.
Lilith turns and disappears in a cloud of black smoke. A moment later the door opens and the devil walks in. BetelGeuse learns forward, his arms hanging through the bars.
BETELGEUSE (CONT'D)
To what do I owe the pleasure boss?
DEVIL
I think you know.
BetelGeuse smirks.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - Lilith'S BEDROOM
Lilith jerks awake in her bed gasping. She reaches for her night stand and turns on the light. She pulls her wrist up to her face, examining it. It has a large bruise from where BetelGeuse grabbed her.
LILITH
(to herself)
So much for the prank theory.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - EMMA'S ROOM - NIGHT
Emma is curled up in bed, one leg hanging out of the sheets.
Lilith pounds on the door.
Emma jerks awake mid-snore.
LILITH
Emma! Emma!
EMMA
Hmm? What?
Her head is drooping as she sits up, attempting to take in her surroundings.
LILITH
Get the hell up!
EMMA
Go away!
LILITH
I've got to show you something!
EMMA
Show me later.
LILITH
Emma!
EMMA
Lilith!
LILITH
This is serious!
EMMA
Nooooo.
Emma kicks her feet, throwing a miniature tantrum.
LILITH
Stop being a turd!
Emma buries her face under the pillow.
EMMA
(muffled)
I don't wanna.
Lilith throws the door open and flops down on the bed, shaking Emma roughly.
LILITH
(still shaking)
Wake up!
EMMA
Quit it!
LILITH
I mean it! Get up!
Emma sits up, peering at Lilith crankily.
EMMA
Alright, what's so freaking important?
LILITH
It's real.
Emma looks up at her through bleary eyes.
EMMA
Come again?
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Lilith is pacing while Emma sits on her bed, reading through the handbook again.
LILITH
You're awfully calm considering-
EMMA
(interrupting)
I still don't really know if I believe any of this.
Lilith shoots her a look.
EMMA (CONT'D)
What? It's a lot to take in!
LILITH
So, give me another trick to try. Maybe I can prove it to you.
EMMA
You don't have to prove it to me.
LILITH
Just give me one!
EMMA
Alright, hold on a sec!
Emma skims a page. Lilith is tapping her foot impatiently. Emma sets the book down and gives Lilith a pointed look.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Oooo, you are so not allowed to be annoyed when you wake me up in the middle of the night to help YOU.
LILITH
(snidely)
Gee sorry for waking you up from your precious beauty sleep as the devil comes after my soul, not like that's a biggie or anything.
EMMA
Stop being so melodramatic. I'm here, I'm helping, knock it off.
Lilith rolls her eyes. Emma ignores her and continues skimming the book.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Here's something. It says you can be your own energizer bunny and charge your dead side.
LILITH
So, what I just connect to that side of me and something cool happens?
EMMA
Basically, I mean it's kind of vague.
Emma shrugs.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Give it a try.
Lilith sits down, crossing her legs and closing her eyes. She lets out a huff. Suddenly her skin lightens, developing a green tinge in places. Her hair darkens and her eyes gain a sunken appearance.
Emma's eyes widen and she backs away, alarmed.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Holy shit!
Lilith looks unsure.
LILITH
What, did it work?
Lilith approaches Emma, who continues to back away.
LILITH (CONT'D)
What?
EMMA
You're all zombified!
Lilith crosses the room to a mirror.
LILITH'S POV - LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
Lilith looks a bit surprised. She touches her own face, experimenting.
LILITH
Deadly-vue!
Emma gets up and takes a few steps closer to Lilith, standing behind her.
EMMA
Deadly-vue? Really?
LILITH
What? It's weird, and kind of cool.
EMMA
So, this is real...
Lilith turns and smiles at Emma.
LILITH
Yup! Told you.
Lilith closes her eyes and focuses again, her body returns to normal. Emma looks a bit pale but is taking it all in stride.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(gesturing to book)
So, what else does that thing say?
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - KITCHEN - BUTT CRACK OF DAWN
Lilith is sitting by the tacky tiki bar. She is engrossed in the book. She turns the pages with one hand while attempting to feed herself cereal with the other. More often than not, she misses her mouth with the spoon.
Emma is busy shuffling through the kitchen. She puts a pot of coffee on before turning on the stove and rummaging through the refrigerator.
SUDDENLY Lilith throws her spoon down and runs her hands through her hair, groaning in frustration.
LILITH
God this thing is ridiculous! How the hell do you do it?
Emma emerges from the refrigerator, arms loaded with omelet ingredients.
EMMA
I don't know. I just do.
Emma shrugs and puts the ingredients down.
EMMA (CONT'D)
It just makes sense to me.
LILITH
English majors...
Emma laughs.
EMMA
Do you want an omelette or are you just going to keep feeding the floor cereal?
LILITH
(dazed)
Huh?
Emma smiles and shakes her head before pulling the book towards her.
EMMA
What are you having trouble with?
Lilith points to a passage entitled, "Classifications of Spectral Entities." Emma sits down and skims the section for a moment.
LILITH
So, what's it say?
Lilith gestures to the book.
EMMA
Basically, all spirits are lumped together except for poltergeists, demons, and succubi. Those guys seem to have more mojo. There's a whole section in here just for them.
LILITH
And you're thinking I'm one of them?
Emma closes the book and sets it down, rubbing her eyes.
EMMA
The things you can do; the dream jumping, the shifting, even the lights, it's not normal ghost stuff. The out of body experiences are a succubus thing. They're the only group that can travel between realms without being summoned.
LILITH
Jack said something like that.
EMMA
So see? There you go.
LILITH
Great, a virgin succubus. That's ironic.
EMMA
That's amazing, I always knew you were a closet deviant.
Lilith waves her hand, indicating that Emma should keep translating.
EMMA (CONT'D)
Anyways, this says you can use your energy to drain others or give them strength.
LILITH
Joy. Next?
EMMA
No man or ghost can resist you. Apparently you're the best lay ever.
LILITH
Yay, awkward sex powers...
(sighs)
Anything else?
EMMA
Nope. Just that succubi, poltergeists, and demons are rare and monitored.
LILITH
Great bad news and crap I already knew. I hate this friggin book.
Lilith sighs and rubs her face.
LILITH (CONT'D)
I'm tired. I think I'm going to give sleep another try. How about you?
EMMA
I'll stay up. I was actually thinking I might go for a walk along the beach.
LILITH
Cool. I'll see you later then.
CAMERA FOLLOWS LILITH UP THE STAIRS.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM - MORNING
Lilith walks in the room and flops on her bed, hugging her pillow to her.
CAMERA PULLS TIGHT ON HER FACE
CUT TO:
DREAM SEQUENCE
Lilith is standing by a window. She looks around and sees that she is in the devil's office. She turns to see him sitting at the desk, watching her.
Lilith screams.
DEVIL
Relax Darling. There's no need for theatrics just yet. You're still in bed, warm and cozy.
LILITH
Then why-
DEVIL
(interrupting)
I thought I would give you a chance. Come back to me and I'll call off the chase. Your friend will live and this whole mess will be over.
The devil steps behind her, leaning close. He breathes into her ear seductively.
DEVIL (CONT'D)
We would work wonderfully together.
LILITH
And if I don't?
DEVIL
Simple really, I kill you all; slow and bloody.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LILITH'S BEDROOM - DAY
Lilith jerks awake, eyes wide and breathing heavily.
LILITH
(to herself)
We are soo screwed.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Emma is sitting cross legged on the living room floor. Lilith is lighting white candles which have been placed around the room.
EMMA
So what are we doing?
LILITH
(exasperated)
I need to find a way to summon him. If the devil exorcises him before I repay my debt then I die too.
EMMA
And I'm here because?
LILITH
Celina says you've got sight.
EMMA
Whoa whoa wait a sec. You want me to help summon a ghost because whackadoo bag lady says I'm a seer?
LILITH
It's all we've got without a name. If you've got a better idea I'd love to hear it.
EMMA
Call the Ghostbusters?
LILITH
When has calling the phone number on an ad ever worked in a B movie?
EMMA
Fine. How do I do this?
LILITH
I don't know. Try to center yourself.
EMMA
And what, align my chi? Thanks for the help Lilith-san.
Lilith hands Emma a tumbler of liquor.
LILITH
Here, drink some of this.
Emma takes the tumbler, raising an eyebrow at Lilith.
LILITH (CONT'D)
(shrugging)
It might help you relax.
EMMA
I'll take it.
Emma downs it, sputtering.
LILITH
Now close your eyes and meditate.
EMMA
On what? I don't even know what he looks like!
LILITH
A pissy dead guy with wild hair and bad fashion. Think Gary Busey.
Emma shifts into a more comfortable position and closes her eyes.
EMMA
Okay, focusing on scary dead guy. Now what?
There is a moment of silence and Emma's brow furrows.
EMMA (CONT'D)
I-I think I see him.
LILITH
Tell me.
EMMA
It's dark. He's in some kind of a chamber.
Emma grimaces.
EMMA (CONT'D)
God he's creepy.
LILITH
Is anyone else there?
EMMA
No, he's alone.
LILITH
Good, now try to get closer.
There's a pause and SUDDENLY Emma gasps and opens her eyes.
LILITH (CONT'D)
What happened?
EMMA
H-he spoke to me. He looked up and spoke to me.
LILITH
What did he say?
EMMA
He said it took you long enough.
LILITH
Ass.
Lilith smiles and shakes her head.
Emma closes her eyes and focuses again.
LILITH (CONT'D)
What's happening now?
EMMA
I don't know. I can't really hear him. I'm going to see if I can get closer.
Emma is still and silent, her brows furrowed with concentration.
LILITH
What's going on?
Emma is silent.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Emma? What's happening?
Emma sits still for a moment before falling back onto the floor.
Lilith tries frantically to get a response.
LILITH (CONT'D)
Emma! Oh my God! Emma!
Emma convulses. Her body lifts up slowly before settling back down. She sits up and opens her eyes.
Her eyes have a manic glint and she's smirking sinisterly.
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
Let me define, summoning for you Toots.
BetelGeuse looks down, touching Emma's chest and looking her body over. Lilith looks shocked.
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
I like tits as much as the next guy but when I said out, this wasn't what I had in mind.
LILITH
What did you do with Emma?
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
Relax, she's in here, with me. Would you like to leave a message?
BetelGeuse snorts. Lilith glares at him.
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
Look, I was over on the other side, waiting for a chance to get out and you send this girl to spy on me. What'd you think I'd do?
LILITH
I was trying to find a way to summon you!
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
Are you thick? I told you what you needed to know! Deetz has my name. You need to get it from her. Sheesh, why do women always have to complicate things?
LILITH
The Devil's got your name. He's tracking it. I'm not about to call you and risk him showing up.
BetelGeuse grimaces as though in pain and leans forward.
LILITH (CONT'D)
What's happening?
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
What do you think? She's fighting me!
LILITH
So get out!
BETELGEUSE (V.O.)
Hold on a damn minute! I-
BetelGeuse groans and pitches forward. Emma's body ejects him and his form, translucent, is thrown across the room. He manages to sit up slightly but remains slumped and translucent against the wall.
Emma sits up, holding her head.
EMMA
What the hell?
Emma glares at BetelGeuse.
EMMA (CONT'D)
What were you thinking? Do I look like a puppet?
BETELGEUSE
More like a doll but hey, it works.
EMMA
Bastard.
BetelGeuse smirks.
LILITH
If you two are done, we have bigger problems.
EMMA
Such as?
Lilith gestures to transparent BetelGeuse who seems to be examining his own form.
LILITH
This isn't working.
BETELGEUSE
No kidding.
LILITH
There's got to be another way to summon you without using your name.
BETELGEUSE
Believe what you want Babe but it's the only way.
LILITH
We have to try!
Lilith lets out a breath, thinking.
Emma leans back, rubbing her temples.
BetelGeuse shoots her a skeptical look as he picks his teeth.
Lilith claps her hands.
LILITH (CONT'D)
I've got it!
Lilith turns to BetelGeuse.
LILITH (CONT'D)
You were able to project yourself more solidly through the mirror right?
BETELGEUSE
Yeah, but it's still through the other side.
LILITH
Maybe, but if we can find another object for you to inhabit fully, we can at least get you out of Lucifer's reach until I can find your name.
BETELGEUSE
Or, you could do what I told you.
EMMA
What could we even use?
Lilith looks thoughtful.
BetelGeuse runs his tongue through his teeth and crosses his arms in frustration.
LILITH
(thinking)
It would need to be small, but something he could interact with...
Emma's eyes widen.
EMMA
(excited)
I know something.
She looks over at BetelGeuse.
EMMA (CONT'D)
(to BetelGeuse)
Focus on the back corner of the last bedroom upstairs.
BetelGeuse sighs exasperated and closes his eyes, focusing. A moment later he disappears.
Emma and Lilith look at each other before rushing up the stairs.
CUT TO:
INT. RENTAL HOUSE - SPARE BEDROOM
The door flies open as the girls run in. The room is full of junk. Old furniture lines the walls and boxes are stacked to the ceiling, crammed with old junk. Dust covers every surface.
Emma pushes past a row of boxes and makes her way to the back corner. Lilith turns on a light and follows her, looking around the room.
CAMERA FOLLOWS EMMA
LILITH
Well, where is he?
Emma smiles darkly before pointing to a box on an end table. Sitting on top is a dollhouse.
BetelGeuse has shrunk to fit inside the house and his shrill voice can be heard from inside the toy.
BETELGEUSE
You've got to be kidding me!
Lilith grins widely at Emma.
LILITH
(laughing)
No!
EMMA
(laughing)
Oh yeah!
Lilith leans down, peering through a dollhouse window at BetelGeuse.
BetelGeuse is glaring out of the opening and shaking his tiny fist at Emma.
BETELGEUSE
Really funny, you big bitch!
EMMA
Welcome to Karma Casper.
BETELGEUSE
Like this thing can hold me.
LILITH
No, it can't but if you have a brain in that tiny head you'll chill here till we get back.
BetelGeuse swears indistinctly in the background.
Lilith looks over at Emma who raises an eyebrow.
EMMA
So, what do you think?
LILITH
I think it's time we paid Delia a visit.
