A Short Story
by GoldenEnderHawk and MrBowWow
Doctor Doctor looked at the solid screwdriver in his hands and felt fuzzy.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. He had always hated sunny Gallifrey with its sharp, smoggy sand. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel fuzzy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Clara Oswald. Clara was a brave carer with big breasted elbow and tiny eye.
Doctor gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a virtuous, funny, carrot juice drinker with skinny elbow and tall eye. His friends saw him as a bright, bitter boss. Once, he had even helped a proud injured child cross the road.
But not even a virtuous person who had once helped a proud injured child cross the road, was prepared for what Clara had in store today.
The snow flurried like sleeping dog, making Doctor irritable.
As Doctor stepped outside and Clara came closer, he could see the kaleidoscopic glint in her eye.
"I am here because I want sex," Clara bellowed, in a clever tone. She slammed her fist against Doctor's chest, with the force of 3031 llama. "I frigging love you, Doctor Doctor."
Doctor looked back, even more irritable and still fingering the solid screwdriver. "Clara, I'm a Time Lord," he replied.
They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two curious, curved camel running at a very cute baby shower, which had reggae music playing in the background and two gentle uncles running to the beat.
Doctor regarded Clara's big breasted elbow and tiny eye. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
"Hmph," pondered Clara.
"Please?" begged Doctor with puppy dog eyes.
Clara looked ecstatic, her body blushing like a scary, shivering sunglasses.
Then Clara came inside for a nice drink of carrot juice.
THE END
