Devil may cry lunacy

To begin this story is supposed to be a parody but if you think differently please say so and excuse the spelling errors. The story began when Dante got sent to hell for unknown reasons.

Dante: wait. Why do I have to get to hell?

Me: Shut up a-hole you're ruining the story.

Dante: but..

ME: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante: fine be that way.

Me: good. So any way… what was I saying?

Dante: you were saying I got sent to hell.

Me: didn't I tell you to shut up? What? Oh yeah your right.

Dante: and then you yell at me for reminding you.

Me: seriously if you don't be quiet I will set Lucifer on you.

Dante: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminder: he is scared shitless of saten. Also the idiot lives with me so I have to put up with him every day.

Dante: hey I'm not that annoying to live with!

Me: your right. Compared with the rest of the basterds…

Dante: will continue with the story?

Me: Yes. SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

So any way when Dante got sent to hell Dante: why… Me: (Taking out a sniper rifle and pointing it at him) Me: I'm warning you… one more word…

So any way Dante went to hell and met Lucifer, the lunatic himself, and a couple of prisoners but that's later.

Dante: Holy shit!!!!!!!!! My fairy god mum??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you get here?!

Lucifer: I am not your fairy god mum.

Dante: so what do I do now?

Lucifer: wanna play cards?

Dante: ok

Note: Dante cheats at cards so there are the incidents of me shooting him with a gun which is a waste since the psycho is a demon and he can't die.

He then met the the rest of the card players

Dante: what the *****!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hitler?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Griffen??!!!!!!!!!!!!! Super Man?!!!!!!!! What are you doing here??????????????/

Super Man: I killed an old lady

Peter griffen: i got in trouble with the grim reaper.

Hitler: guten tag

Dante: ok

He turns around and sees someone familer.

Dante: FARIY GODMUM!!!!!?????????????????????

Flash back to house.

Me: wait what is your fairy god mother done?

Dante: she went to hell for selling drugs to little kids.

Me: ok

Flashback to hell.

They start playing and Dante already shot the rest of the players. All whom remain are himself and Lucifer. It gets interesting.

Dante: any sevens?

Lucifer: no. go fish.

LATER

Dante: any sixes?

Lucifer: no. go fish.

TWO HOURS LATER WHICH DANTE IS GETTING PISSED OFF NOW.

Dante: Any eights?

Lucifer:no, go fish.

Dante: GO FISH YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then he gets out his guns and poor Lucifer is so scared he shit his pants and turned into a might dragon.

Note: think of spyro but he's red and has disturbing blue eyes.

Apparently shooting people is Dante's way of wining casinos.

Me: you know you don't have to do that to the dragon.

Dante: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ok

Then something else happens which is taken out of this due to your safety because Dante curses a lot.

By a strange incident the jester appears.

Jester: we interrupt this story to annoy and generally make things irritating.

Dante: (shoots the jester)

Jester: arrg.

Apparently the story is over.

Dante: no it's not.

Me: yes it is

Dante: no

Me: yes

Then the rest follows up with Dante getting locked in Nevan's room.

Dante: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally peace and quiet in know it isnet funny but please rate. Thanks

Dante: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevan: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU do not want to know what she is doing to him.