Devil may cry lunacy
To begin this story is supposed to be a parody but if you think differently please say so and excuse the spelling errors. The story began when Dante got sent to hell for unknown reasons.
Dante: wait. Why do I have to get to hell?
Me: Shut up a-hole you're ruining the story.
Dante: but..
ME: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante: fine be that way.
Me: good. So any way… what was I saying?
Dante: you were saying I got sent to hell.
Me: didn't I tell you to shut up? What? Oh yeah your right.
Dante: and then you yell at me for reminding you.
Me: seriously if you don't be quiet I will set Lucifer on you.
Dante: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reminder: he is scared shitless of saten. Also the idiot lives with me so I have to put up with him every day.
Dante: hey I'm not that annoying to live with!
Me: your right. Compared with the rest of the basterds…
Dante: will continue with the story?
Me: Yes. SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
So any way when Dante got sent to hell Dante: why… Me: (Taking out a sniper rifle and pointing it at him) Me: I'm warning you… one more word…
So any way Dante went to hell and met Lucifer, the lunatic himself, and a couple of prisoners but that's later.
Dante: Holy shit!!!!!!!!! My fairy god mum??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you get here?!
Lucifer: I am not your fairy god mum.
Dante: so what do I do now?
Lucifer: wanna play cards?
Dante: ok
Note: Dante cheats at cards so there are the incidents of me shooting him with a gun which is a waste since the psycho is a demon and he can't die.
He then met the the rest of the card players
Dante: what the *****!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hitler?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Griffen??!!!!!!!!!!!!! Super Man?!!!!!!!! What are you doing here??????????????/
Super Man: I killed an old lady
Peter griffen: i got in trouble with the grim reaper.
Hitler: guten tag
Dante: ok
He turns around and sees someone familer.
Dante: FARIY GODMUM!!!!!?????????????????????
Flash back to house.
Me: wait what is your fairy god mother done?
Dante: she went to hell for selling drugs to little kids.
Me: ok
Flashback to hell.
They start playing and Dante already shot the rest of the players. All whom remain are himself and Lucifer. It gets interesting.
Dante: any sevens?
Lucifer: no. go fish.
LATER
Dante: any sixes?
Lucifer: no. go fish.
TWO HOURS LATER WHICH DANTE IS GETTING PISSED OFF NOW.
Dante: Any eights?
Lucifer:no, go fish.
Dante: GO FISH YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then he gets out his guns and poor Lucifer is so scared he shit his pants and turned into a might dragon.
Note: think of spyro but he's red and has disturbing blue eyes.
Apparently shooting people is Dante's way of wining casinos.
Me: you know you don't have to do that to the dragon.
Dante: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ok
Then something else happens which is taken out of this due to your safety because Dante curses a lot.
By a strange incident the jester appears.
Jester: we interrupt this story to annoy and generally make things irritating.
Dante: (shoots the jester)
Jester: arrg.
Apparently the story is over.
Dante: no it's not.
Me: yes it is
Dante: no
Me: yes
Then the rest follows up with Dante getting locked in Nevan's room.
Dante: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally peace and quiet in know it isnet funny but please rate. Thanks
Dante: help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nevan: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU do not want to know what she is doing to him.
