Well…I found a list of "things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts" online and was slapped by inspiration. So I will be writing a SHORT CHAPTER for each rule (because there are a lot of them) and try to make it as ridiculous and funny and possible lol. Maybe I will even add a few of my own ;) I do have a few ideas

Before I start this story I feel the need to make it clear that this is a crack fic. Basically NOTHING will follow the books except for names, and people will be severely out of character. In the other hand it will be extremely random and hilarious (to me at least). So lets begin…

*Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Harry Potter

Rules of Hogwarts

As the Golden trio sat in the common room after the welcome back feast for their last year at Hogwarts, they began to wonder something.

"hey Hermione?"

"yeah?"

"you know we have probably broken every rule in the school over the years. But I was thinking," Harry started. "they made those rules for a reason right? Well Sirius told me over the summer how whenever he and the rest of the Marauders did something 'stupid' the teachers would make a rule against it. With it being our last year and everything I thought maybe we should have them make rules about us. We could get the twins and Ginny to help us." (I know the twins are like 2 years ahead of them, so lets just say they came back this year to finish school since they left when Umbridge was there)

"I don't know Harry we could get in a lot of trouble…"

"we always get into trouble anyway so why not make this last year fun?" Ron grumbled. "I'm in."

"me too," Ginny said walking over and sitting next to Harry. "sorry I overheard you guys talking when you said my name."

"we are in too," the twins echoed sneaking up behind us.

Hermione rounded on them. "you were spying on us again? Somehow that doesn't surprise me."

"oh come on 'Mione you need to learn how to have fun!" Fred said enthusiastically.

"I know how to have fun. I-"

"don't even finish that sentence because reading is not fun." George supported his twin.

"Ugh, fine I'm in too…" Hermione muttered something that sounded like 'stupid peer pressure'.