This is a recording for my sons, that surely will come in the future, and they'll have the father's brain and the mother's powerful beauty!
Hem hem...

"Without fake modesty, I can surely adfirm that me and LeShawna are the best couple among all those formed during "Total Drama".
We're knit, we adore each other, we rarely argue, we never splited up.
What's more to say?
Oh yes, the merit of our stability is completely mine!
Obviously I adore LeShawna, but if I wasn't here to marshall her, who knows where we will go!
Also I always have the occasion to see that beautiful, splendid tit..."

"What are you saying Harold, honey?"
"Nothing LilShawna, absolutely nothing!"

"...
Sons, I hope that when you'll see this video you've already learnt a thing: never, and I repeat NEVER, contradict mommy!
Yes, I'm coming chocolate!
Roger and over..."