"Merlin, this is frustrating."

"Anything new yet, mate?"

"No, it just keeps counting down till the next refreshing!"

"Try it again, then. Anything?"

"...Ah, nope, nothing. We've still got a few minutes anyway."

"Yeah..."

...

...

"One minute left!"

"Damn, it's still not going...!"

"Thirty seconds, Harry!"

"Shut up, I know-! Wait. Wait! I'm getting something...God, it's just the bloody welcome screen we've been getting for the past month!"

"Happy birthday, Harry!"

"Thanks...alright, what if I try clicking the little 'Pottermore' thing at the top...? ...Ron. Ron! I've got something!"

"What is it?"

"7 Books, 7 Days, 7 Chances...It says we've got to find a magical quill!"

"Is that right? Well, we found seven horcruxes, so how hard could this be?"

"We've got to wait another eight hours."

"...To hell with that, I'm going to bed!"

"I don't blame you."

"Later, Harry."

"Bye, Ron. Tell Hermione I said hello."

A/N: I'll update in a few hours xP I'm tired, damn it. I've spent hours trying to get onto bloody Pottermore!