So a Red Cross money collector was walking through the neighbourhood collecting donations. He walked to the red mans house and knocked on the big red door. The red man had red everything, red towels, red TVs, red cookies and even red hair. Once the donation man knocked on the door the red man said,

"Just wait I'll be down in a minute!" because he was in the shower. He then came to the door in his red towel and opened the door.

"Hi, I'm here for donations for the Red Cross," the Red Cross donation man said.

"Oh yes," said the red man, "here's some money." As he reached down to get his red wallet he realised he didn't have it because he was in his towel. As he realised this his red fluffy towel fell down. The Red Cross donation man was so surprised that he ran across the road and got hit by a car.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T CROSS THE ROAD WHEN THE RED MANS FLASHING!