"How on earth did you find IT!"
"It's a HIM!"
"Whatever, I don't like it"
(…)
"How can you not like him!"
"It's just a little, poofy, crying creature!"
Katara looked at the innocent baby crawling on the ground an making funny noises. The child had such a wonderful thick dark hair. He looked so adorable in his red outfit.
She could not imaging to leave this child alone in the forest. Even if her oh-so-sympathetic brother told her to get away from it.
"Aang, say something! You're the one who wants to help every individual on the entire planet. You can understand that we can't leave this child alone!"
Katara picked up the child and cradled it in her arms like if she was the mother of the child self. "Aren't you a big boy! Yes, you're so foozywoozy adorable". The child laughed an kicked with his little feats while Katara was tickling his belly. Katara put the child back on the ground, still waiting for an aswer of Aang.
See gave a pleading look at Aang.
"But he's a fire nation monster!"
Sokka already arrowed his boomerang at the child but Aang was just in time to stop the demolition.
"He's just a baby".
All eyes were now pointed at the scared boy who was sitting against a tree.
"Oooh, the almighty destructive Prince of Fire Nation can take care of a baby!?!" Sokka shrieked. "Great, just great. Look at him! Now he's little but wait until he's old enough to burn off all your hair with is oh-so foozywoozy hands".
"At least you called the child him".
Sokka dropped on the ground.
The baby made his way to the tree were he came acquainted with his fellow-man.
Katara followed the child, still calling him all kinds of childish names like "Oh, you're teenyweeny footstaps!", "You're so huggable!" and unconsciously approached the Prince who was trying to hold the child of his leg.
"It's obviously that we have to find his parents. We can't afford another member in our group. Especially a child. And besides, I think we can't even raise that child, we are just also children", Aang concluded.
Sokka, still lying on the ground, lifted his finger: "You're absolutely right, intelligent monk. We have to find some fire parents for this fire creature".
"Can't I just keep him? He's so suuweet!" Katara still following the child, not knowing Zuko was also there.
"Can't you just wait till you're grown up and have your own fire baby?!" Sokka yelled in frustration, forgetting his own words.
A 'ploff' was heard.
Katara collapsed on Zuko's lap and the child climbed on top of them bouncing with his hands and saying "Dada, mamma!".
"Wait, let me rephrase that …. NO FIRE BABY FOR YOU TWO!"
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The end! Don't you just love foozywoozy babies?
