A Different Kind of Duel

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Gi Oh, if I did, it would be much more like the Japanese version.

Summary: Joey suggests that he and Tristan play a new type of game, but some revelations are made.

A/N: Well, first of all, in the Japanese version, Bakura really does lick blood, and Serenity ends up dating Kaiba. The ice reference has to do with Marik's fascination with ice. He is often seen playing with it. Basically, this is just the randomest fan fiction that I wrote on a typewriter at a friend's house in less than 10 minutes. I started with no idea of a plot, so please no flames for that stuff. I warned you it sucked; don't blame me for that. Oh, and I make fun of basically every character, just a warning.

One day, Bakura and the gang were hanging out in the park, playing with ice when Joey and Tristan decided to play a dangerous game (not pertaining to duel monsters) "Hey Tristan," said Joey, "Do you want to play with these cool sharp pointy objects I found? They're called knives!!! Ever heard of them?" "Sounds like fun," Tristan replied. "Lets, but what are the stakes?" "Well," said Joey, "If I win, you will have to leave Serentiy alone, and stop hitting on her, but if you win, I will have to make peace with you to dating, if she'll have you that is. What do you think?" "Works for me," said Tristan. "How will we determine the winner?" "I have an idea," piped up Yugi. "How about the first person to draw enough blood from his opponent to make Bakura go blood crazy wins."

"BEGIN!!!" Hollered Yugi. "Wait!!" Interrupted an indignant Téa, "It's not right to hurt your friends, besides, one of you could get really hurt." "It's all in good fun thought," Said Joey. "Well then," replied Téa "Do what you want, I won't try to stop you. Besides, it's your funeral." "Okay then, unless anyone else has objection, BEGIN!" Yugi yelled once more.

With that, Joey and Tristan began to dart at one another with the "sharp pointy objects" known to many as knives. Both seemed rather afraid of pain, and were whimpering. If anyone came near them, they squeaked, afraid they would sabotage the match. After about twenty minutes of the two cowards coming after each other with knives, Joey knicked Tristan with the knife. "You got me you B@$&@#!" Tristan yelled. "Um, isn't that kind of the point?" Asked Yugi. "I mean, isn't that the whole reason you started this stupid game in the first place?" "Well," Said Tristan, "I suppose you're right." "So Bakura," called Joey, "Would you say this is sufficient blood?" he asked. Bakura sidled up, and began licking at Tristan's arm. "mmmm, good blood" He murmured while lapping up the trickle of blood making its was down Tristan's arm. "Um, I would say that's a yes," Téa mumbled disgustedly, "He's gone completely blood hungry.

At that precise moment, Serenity walked up. "What's going on?" she asked, "and why is Bakura licking Tristan's bleeding arm. On second thought, why is Tristan bleeding?" "Ummm, said Tristan, "I have to break up with you, I'm so sorry." "Since when were we even going out?" She asked, confused. "I'm dating Kaiba. I love him, and he loves me." Joey's mouth fell open. Once the shock wore off, he, unable to take the news, stabbed himself with the knife he was still holding and died, but not before taking Kaiba with him.

.Okay, so I warned you it was bad, but review anyways, give me some pointers or something. This was my first fan fiction ever. Please, reviews, reviews.