Disclaimer: Naruto and Sasuke are not mine. Sadly.

Warnings: SasuNaru…

A/N: This is my first Naruto fanfic. I'm almost scared to post anything in this fandom... ^^; Sorry if there are any spelling/grammar mistakes, I don't have a beta.


Blackmailing is Easy

By: Cademy Sadence

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" SASUKE!!!"

The boy whose name was yelled in a very aggravated tone merely lifted his eyes from the book he was reading and answered, " What?" in such a bored voice that the person who had shouted stomped into the living room where Sasuke was located and stood right in front of him.

" WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY RAMEN?" shouted a none-too-happy Naruto. The loud, boisterous blond emphasized his question by flailing his arms around.

Sasuke rolled his eyes at the over-dramatic show and closed his book before placing it on the coffee table in front of him. He settled back into his comfortable place on the couch before replying.

" I threw them out."

" Nooooooo!" wailed Naruto." What am I supposed to eat now?!"

" How about actual food, usuratonkachi," muttered the black-haired boy, rolling his eyes again.

" But I wanna eat ramen! Which is why you-" An accusing finger pointed towards the Uchiha, " –are going to buy back all the ramen you threw out!"

" Says who?" challenged Sasuke as he stood up smirking.

Naruto gave the other a sly grin. " Says me because-" He leaned in and whispered the rest into Sasuke's ear, making the latter freeze on the spot and effectively wiping the smirk off his face.

" You wouldn't."

" Want to try me?"

Sasuke let out a growl and gave Naruto an evil glare. Naruto crossed his arms and grinned proudly at the other boy's defeat. He knew Sasuke's weakness.

" Fine," Sasuke hissed, stalking towards the door the apartment he and Naruto shared, all the while muttering under his breath about stupid, blackmailing, ramen-eating dobes.

Sasuke grabbed his coat and pulled on his shoes and left. When he found out that outside was freezing, the Uchiha silently cursed Naruto in his mind.

Damn that dobe for threatening to withdraw sex against him.


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So, erm, how was it? Please review so I know what you think! ( Even if you want to tell me it sucks- oTL;;) Thank you very much for reading!

~CS