Sorry people! I know I haven't updated in for ever, but you know how I'm gonna make it up to you? I'm writing Trickster's! yay. I've been really busy lately with school and soccer starting so I haven't been on much. So on to the story!
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Aly: I have a cool name
George: haha you have blue hair
Aly: Omg like it totally doesn't match noooooooooooooooooooooooo
George: you're weird
Aly: Up yours
George: as if!
Alanna: That's my saying!
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Aly: Your like back!
Alanna: You're like.. blue.
Aly: I hate you! You don't even care about my life! –sob-
Alanna: oooooooooooook
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Alanna: fooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Aly: I want to be a spy!
Alanna: Like hell you are!
Aly: you.. OLD PERSON!
Alanna: -le gasp-
Maude: ooooooooh dis crash burn!
Alanna and Aly: shut up
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Aly: I'm gonna run away now.
Alanna: Dats cool.
Aly: ladedadedadedada running away in my sailboat- hey where did that boat come from?
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Aly: well this sucks
Slaves: we will now fight for food
Aly: dats cool.
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Aly: I don't want to be a prostitute so I'm gonna jump into this mob of fighting people!
Slaves: -fight-
Aly: wheeeeeeeeeeee
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Slave Seller Dude: Your ugly so now these guys can't sleep with you. Oh well we'll sell you to this cook and other dude.
Aly: Dats cool
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Bronau: Wassupity? Bronau in da house!
Winna: pst..You don't have to sleep with him
Aly: This whole country is sooooo messed up!
Winna: You're sleeping with a crow! We're messed up?
Aly: what?
Winna: I mean.. up yours!
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Chenaol: I like you. If anyone annoys you I'll cut them up with a meat cleaver!
Aly: You scare me…….
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Kyprioth: Hi!
Aly: ..hi..
Kyprioth: those idiots think I'm my brother. Psh.. So you wanna go on an extremely dangerous mission for me?
Aly: No..
Kyprioth: Well for plot purposes you have to.
Aly: damn these plot purposes!
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Sarai: I'm preppy and annoying.
Dove: I'm obviously cooler.
Elsren: I hate you!
Aly: Ok, I'll tell you a story that is entirely inappropriate for a like.. 5 year old(a/n I don't know how old he is sorry!)
Petranne: Dats cool.
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Aly: we're riding in a wagon ladedadeda!
Ulasim: There are like.. bad people ahead.
Mequen: Whatev man
Ulasim: -sigh-
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Aly: ooooooo, crows.
Crows: shut up and learn crow
Aly: ok dats cool.
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Aly: Teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nawat: ..wow
Aly: AHHHHHHHH EVIL CROW MAN!
Nawat: whatever just take me back to your village, castle, town thing..
Aly: Can do.
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Sarai: I've got mad sword skillz!
Dove: Up your I've got madder skillz!
Sarai: You wish!
Dove: Psh. I psh at you!
Aly: …wow
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Aly: Yay! Book ending fight scene!
Sarai: I shall use my mad sword skillz!
Mequen: Shut up I'm dying!
Aly: YES! I mean.. oh that's sad….
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George: Dude.. you're like here!
Aly: like.. yeah
George: come home
Aly: As if!
George: Up yours!
Aly: Ah touché
Kyprioth: mwahahaha my plan has worked!
Aly: shut up.
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Ok there I finally wrote it. And if it sucks.. well it took me 3 hours so deal with it and review! Actually the writing didn't take 3 hours.. I just wrote it over a span of three hours. Anyway not important. Review! Pretty please?
-king's-own-knight
