EVERYTHING ELAINE SHOULD NOT DO

1.) Speak in chat speak

2.) Including making up random acrnyoms.

3.) Except for the word no.

4.) Ok, including no.

5.) Give fake phone numbers and address to guys.

6.) Say that some girl's outfit is tacky.

7.) Except if it is.

8.) Ok, even if it is.

9.) Also, I am not allowed to skip the number seven.

10.) I can't repeat a question over and over again that the teacher has asked me and/or answered until she goes insane.

11.) Even if it is Ms. Darbus.

12.) I may not sing at the top of my lungs during practice 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall.

13.) I may not ask why at random times.

14.) I may not sneak into the principal's office and scream over the PA system that Troy and Gabriella are having a double wedding with Ryan and I.

15.) I may not use the microphone during pep rallies to call Gabriella and Troy on the stage and sing "Kiss The Girl".

16.) Even though everyone thinks he should already kiss her and be done with it!

17.) I may not trip Sharpay and blame it on her heels.

18.) I may not scream at Troy when he doesn't kiss Gabriella.

19.) I may not place a symbol in place of the double digit to avoid writing double digits.

20.) I may not quote Shakespeare during cheer practice.

21.) Everyone knows that I like Ryan. I do not have to prove it by randomly kissing him.

22.) I may not say 'Amber's having a BLONDE moment.' just because she's blonde.

23.) I may not say Sharpay or Amber is stupid because they are 'blondes' and therefore stupid.

24.) I may not accuse Amber of stealing my show, since I techniclly do not own the cheer team.

25.) Or the basketball team.

26.) Except for my Marnie Piper concerts.

27.) Ok, not even at Marnie Piper concerts, even though that is my concert!

28.) I may not give another plant a limo ride after the Fern named Ferny McFernFern incident.

29.) I may not let Chad put handcuffs on us when he 'thinks'.

30.) I may not accuse Chad of doing anything stupid, even though he is.

31.) I may not intrupt basketball games to sing 'Kiss The Girl' and force Troy and Gabriella to kiss.

32.) Except cheer competions.

33.) How about soccer tournaments?

34.) Ok, I may not inturpt ANY school sponsered events to get Troy and Gabriella to kiss.

35.) I may not click my pen rapidly while thinking of what to write.

36.) I may not disrupt class to play copy cat and copy anything the teacher does.

37.) Everyone knows my belly button is there. I do not have to walk around in my cheer uniform to show it off.

38.) I may not try and a get a belly buton ring.

39.) I may not cut my hair into a bob.

40.) I may not shave Troy's hair.

41.) Except Chad's.

42.) Not Chad's? But he needs a haircut!

43.) I may not cut anyone's hair.

44.) I may not abuse my witching powers and curse Sharpay.

45.) Her brother will lift the curse anyway.

46.) I may not curse the other team when we lose.

47.) I may not slap Troy because he lost us a game for once.

48.) I may not repeat any of the above incidents.

Signed: ELLA HARRISON