From: Destiny Bonnefoy-Carriedo-Garcia-Houston-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/ /Ella Carriedo-Garcia-Jones/ /Gabriel R. Jones/ /Matthew Williams/ /Alexa Carriedo-Braginski-Jones Garcia/ /Yao Wang/ /Lauren A. Jones/ /Sam Jansen-Jones/ /Alfred F. Jones/ /Robert Jansen-Oxenstierna-Jones/ /Arthur Kirkland/ /Bryan Carriedo-Bonnefoy-Jones/ /Francis Bonnefoy/ /Morgan Jones Rodriguez/ /Ludwig Beilschmidt/ /Maya K. Jones/ /Dylan Williams-Kirkland-Jones/ /Brandon Hernandez Jones/ /Jackson M. Jones/ /Feliciano Vargas/ /Romano Vargas/ /Gavin D. Jones/ /Kiku Honda/ /Lillian Jones-Lopez/ /Ryan L. Jones/ /Toris Laurinaitis/ /Samantha Bonnefoy-Carriedo-Jones/ /Sarah Bonnefoy-Jones/ /Brianna A. Jones/ /Owen B. Jones/ /Ashley L. Jones/ /Isabelle M. Jones/ /Hunter J. Jones/ /Kylie J. Jones/ /Anna H. Jones/ /William Carriedo-Garcia-Jones/ /Connor L. Jones/ /Taylor C. Jones/ /Aidan Jansen-Oxenstierna-Jones/ /Diego Carriedo-Garcia- Zah Jones/ /Thomas Jansen-Jones/ /Sydney Carriedo-Jones Cruz/ /Evan B. Jones/ /Caleb Bonnefoy-Jones/ /Mia Jones-Otheche/ /Luke P. Jones/ /Paige Reinhard/ /Gilbert Beilschmidt/ /Victoria Jones Torres/ /Ivan Braginski/ /Alexander C. Jones/ /Addison Jones/ /Antonio Fernandez Carriedo/ /Savannah N. Jones/ /David C. Jones/ /Zachary Bonnefoy-Jansen-Jones/ /Chloƫ Jones Gonzalez/ /Jack Carriedo-Kirkland-Jones/ /Elizabeth A. Jones/ /Carter O. Jones/ /Bailey Williams-Jones/

Subject: The Fourth

Since y'all have started with your annoying and bothersome emails about what to wear, what to bring, what time, and other nonsense, here's the master list.

Contrary to popular belief my house rarely gets hotter than 100 degrees (38 degrees celsius). Even so, it feels hotter than summers up north.

1. Bring a lot of water, but not Nestle. Anyone who brings Nestle bottled water is getting it taken away and given to Alexa.

2. Bring more than one bathing suit and one bottle of sunscreen (if you need the latter).

3. Don't walk on the asphalt. Idiots.

4. Bring a head scarf or bandanna that you wouldn't mind getting wet.

5. Shorts, tank-tops, sneakers/sandals, and sunglasses.

6. I'm not taking you anywhere. If you want to go sightseeing, go. And don't take my car or bike. Take Mia's or Kansas'.

7. Leave my 'accent' alone.

8. Like New York is not just NYC, or Tennessee is not all Nashville, or Florida is not all Disney World, my house is not all desert. So stop being amazed by that.

9. Also my people aren't going to kill you just because you're from the North (New England). They'll kill you because I say so.

On the subject of food, go bother Mia. Flights and shit, go bother Kansas.

-TX


From: Caleb Bonnefoy-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Wow Tex, I feel so welcomed. Wow you really know how to make a northerner feel welcome.

-OH


From: Destiny Bonnefoy-Carriedo-Garcia-Houston-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

You're uninvited, Caleb.


From: Caleb Bonnefoy-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Rude.


From: Artie

To: Alfred Jones

Subject: none

America, your states are fighting in the message thread Texas sent out.


From: Lillian Jones-Lopez

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Texas! Don't be mean! Of course Caleb can come! :)))))))


From: America

To: United Kingdom

Subject: Re:

I noticed. They'll bring up fireworks soon and then they'll stop. 50 bucks it's Maryland who asks it.


From: Destiny Bonnefoy-Carriedo-Garcia-Houston-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

My house, my rules. No Caleb.


From: Caleb Bonnefoy-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Yes Caleb. Indiana Jones, you'll fight with me right?


From: Artie

To: Alfred Jones

Subject: Re:

That hasn't happened yet. And why aren't you trying to mediate the fight?


From: Jackson M. Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

No.


From: America

To: United Kingdom

Subject: Re:

That's not a fight. You should have been here for the Coke v. Pepsi fight.


From: Caleb Bonnefoy-Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Rude. XP see if I ever sneak you beer again.


From: Luke P. Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Speaking of, who's bringing beer?


From: Anna H. Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Seeing as we're all under age, no one.


From: Artie

To: Alfred Jones

Subject: Re:

Then tell them to take me out of this thread. I don't need to see their petty jabbering.


From: Victoria Jones Torres

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Sam and I'll get the beer and wine since we're closer to 21 than the rest of you.


From: America

To: United Kingdom

Subject: Re:

...they don't bite. you could ask...? they might not listen though...


From: Brianna A. Jones

To: /Jasmine Jones Diaz/ /Kira Braginski-Jones/.../show/

Subject: Re: The Fourth

Hey, who's bringing the fireworks?


From: America

To: United Kingdom

Subject: Re:

Also, I win!


woo! The fourth with the states. short chapter is short, they'll get longer I promise

Destiny- Texas

Caleb- Ohio

Lillian/Liam- Kansas

Jackson- Indiana (Indiana Jones)

Luke- Oregon

Anna- Montana

Victoria- Rhode Island

Brianna- Maryland

At the top, the states are listed alphabetically (starting with Alabama and Alaska to Wisconsin and Wyoming) with the allies and axis and others mixed in