Christmas at Kagome's
by Phil and Michi
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Inuyasha...
Notey Thingy: This is a fic my friend and I made over Winter Break last year and I feel like putting it up 'cause I haven't posted a fic in like a year.
Plus, we wrote in dialogue version because it's our fave way to write, hope you don't hate that :D
Also, I am a girl, but people call me Phil so don't get confused.
Happy reading, this fic starts of with me writing...
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Kagome: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Say what?
Kagome: It's Christmas! We're all gonna go to my place and celebrate!
Miroku: You mean your side of the well?
Kagome: Yup, I figure if you all held onto one piece of the sacred jewel that you can pass through!
Sango: Well, let's go!
-other side of the well-
Miroku: No way! It actually worked!
Inuyasha: So what's all this talk about Christmas?
Kagome: It's a day where everybody gives gifts and gets gifts from eachother to celebrate the birth of Christ or something like that. I don't really care, I just like the presents.
Inuyasha: So... YOU'RE A MISER?
-Kagome slapped Inuyasha-
Kagome: NO!
Inuyasha: OKAY OKAY! -.- ... stupid bitch
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: Ergh... damnit
Miroku: Come on let's go... I'm getting cold!
Sango: I agree... OMG, where's Shippo?
Shippo: I'm here!
Sango: Good now let's go!
Kagome; Come on this way
-she takes them into her house-
Kagome: Okay, I have gifts for all of you! Shippo, I got you a toy truck! Miroku and Sango, here.
-They open their gifts, it's a nice warm sweatshirt for Sango and a pair of pants for Miroku, God knows he needs them-
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: And Inuyasha, your present is a date with me along a moonlit lake tonight.
Inuyasha: No! Helleffinno!
Kagome: Fine then... you get to scrub grandpa's feet instead!
-Miroku, Sango and Shippo laugh-
Miroku: Oh by the way... Sango, my present to you is you can have the honor of bearing my child!
-Sango slaps him-
Sango: I don't think so!
Inuyasha thinks: Why did I go of on Kagome like that? I did wanna go on a date with her. I gotta make it up to her...
-later that night during din din-
Inuyasha: This is the best grub I've ever had in my life!
Kagome's Mom: I'm glad you like it!
Kagome: Hmph.
-Inuyasha begins to chew slower and looks at her-
Sango: Ahem, Thank you for having us, Ms. Higurashi, and thank you for the gifts, Kagome: It was nothin', anytime.
Miroku: Well, we have something for you, too, as thanks.
Kagome: Hmm?
Sango: Presenting... the Kikyo Death Gift Package! Including a shirt featuring Kikyo being stabbed, a hat featuring Kikyo's head being cut off and much much more!
Kagome: Oh thank you, thank you! I don't know what to say!
Inuyasha: Okay...
Grandpa: FUDGE! Now Inu, when are you gonna scrub my feet?
-Inuyasha looks afraid-
Inuyasha: Kagome, are you done?
Kagome: That's none of your business woof-boy.
Inuyasha: Fine...
-So later Kagome goes to sleepy-bye, sharing a room with Sango, after kicking Inuyasha out... so Inuyasha sneaks into her room, picks her up and then jumps out the window. Slowly Kagome wakes up...-
Kagome: Inuyasha? Inuyasha! What are you doing?!?
Inuyasha: Hush! Listen, I'm sorry about earlier, I wanna make it up to you, we're going to the lake.
Kagome: How do I know you're really sorry?
Just trust me, okay?
Kagome: Fine then
-They reach the lake and walk around to a tree-
Kagome: Wow... it's so quiet
Inuyasha: Ya...
-He leans in to kiss her but suddenly she is grabbed away by Koga-
Koga: Come here love
Inuyasha: HEY! Keep away from my girl!
Kagome: Aww... wait, what're you doing here?
Koga: I saw you and your friends go through the well, I was curious so I came in after you.
Inuyasha: Well get outta here! Can't you see we're on a date?
Koga: A date? With my fiance? Sorry, but that ain't gonna happen.
(in the background)
Phil: Look, a dude with dog ears and a dude with a tail!
Michi: Ooh! It's Inu and Koga... cool! (in a whisper)
-Phil takes out a camera-
Phil: Let's get snapshots Michi
Michi: Okay!
-Phil snaps camera-
Phil: Got it!
Koga and Inuyasha: Who goes there?
Phil: Let's get outta here!
-They run away-
Kagome: Anywho...
Inuyasha: Kagome, who's it gonna be? Me or that scrawny wolf?
Kagome: Well that's an easy one... Koga.
Inuyasha: Nooo!!!!!
Koga: Yes!
-Koga and Kagome share a kiss and then...-
Inuyasha: (wakes up) NOOO!!!!! Huh? Oh, it was all just a dream. Oh, no! I gotta go take Kagome!
Kagome: Hold it! Ain't that just a bit perverted?
All Audience: NO!
Kagome: Okay...
-Inuyasha gets into Kagome's room-
Kagome: Go away! Koga's in the next room!
Inuyasha: What?!?
Phil: YES!
Kagome: Duh, invited to come after you guys to celebrate with us. Didn't I tell you? Nope, because then he wouldn't be hiding in the next room waiting for me.
Inuyasha: Why'd you invite him?
Kagome: Because... we're in love with eachother.
Phil: Alright!
Inuyasha: NOOOO!!!!! (wakes up) Whew, just another dream. Thank God. (pinches himself) Okay, I'm really awake now.
-In Kagome's room-
Koga: Kagome... J'aderetu
Kagome: Huh? French?
Koga: I love you
-They kiss and Inuyasha comes in, Tetsusaiga drawn, then dives at Koga-
Inuyasha: VATE FAIRE FOUTRE WOLF BOY!
Koga: Oi! Let's keep this PG-13!
Inu: Fine... sorry
Kagome: Now then... why are you here?
Inu: Iunno...
Koga: Then get you rotten hanyou!
Inuyasha: No, I do know why I'm here. I'm here to tell you, Kagome, that I love you!
Phil: Dun, Dun, Duuuuun!!!
Koga: Why'd you do that?
Phil: I dunno, I just always wanted to...
Koga: Right... so, Kagome?
Kagome: Inuyasha... I love you too!
Koga: What about me?
Kagome: Oh, I just used you to make Inuyasha jealous.
Phil: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (wakes up) Oh, it was all just a dream. Thank God!
i-END-!
THIS HAS BEEN A
PRODUCTION OF THE
MICHI CORPORATION,
WITH CO PRODUCER
PHIL BLADE LIMITED!
Inuyasha: Great... now WHERE is my COFFEE?
Actually this has been a
production of
PHIL BLADE Inc.
with co producer
Michi Corp.
but they're not important since this is
mostly starring Phil with Phil's
paper and Phil's pen so there!
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Hey, hope you all liked the fic! Please PLEASE PLEASE tell me what you thought!
I can do better nowadays... I mean this was written a year ago now...
Mmkay, bye!
