Guess what! I'm on a sugar high! And I got my braces off today! And I enjoy stealing ideas from Arrows the Wolf! Ergo, this fic came to be!

Disclaimer: I do not own PotC (If I did I'd be a lot richer than I am), I do not own Norrieo or Roy Halladay (If I did that would be illegal), and I do not own ninjas (If I did…well, it's impossible to own ninjas. Never mind.)

ON WITH THE EPIC RANDOMNESS!

Will Turner started screaming, "Jack Sparrow licked my boots!" And then Jack said, "Well, who put chocolate on your boots?" Then Davy Jones appeared and said, "I DID!" But then octopi attacked his ship and he left. Then Roy Halladay showed up and hit Cutler Beckett in the head with a baseball so he fell off the ship and died. Then Butterfly appeared and fainted from the epic sexiness of Will, Jack, and Roy Halladay in the same ten square feet. Then Norrieo appeared and screamed at Elizabeth who was making out with Norrington for no reason at all and shoved her off the ship. Then she started making out with Norrington. Then Roy Halladay and Butterfly and Norrieo realized they were in a fictional series so they disappeared. Then Will got mad at Elizabeth for making out with Norrington. But then ninjas came and killed everyone.

This is just supposed to be funny. It is not supposed to have any sort of plot, purpose, or seriousness. No flames please. Thanks :D