Hey guys! This is just a random thing I wrote because I have nothing better to do. Sorry if it's badly written, but I wrote it in kind of a hurry. Well, I hope you like it.
Sealand darted into his room and slammed the door behind him, mug in hand. Success! He had stolen the sacred "coffee."
Why did he want coffee in the first place? It's simple: because he's not allowed to drink it. Of course, anything that Sweden and Finland won't allow just HAS to be awesome, right? Right? Just agree with me.
He eagerly took a sip and almost gagged. Gross! It was so bitter. He poured the coffee into his mug when his parents weren't looking, so it was straight up coffee with no milk or sugar. He wasn't sure if he should keep drinking it, but he did anyway, because he's such a rebel.
As he emptied the mug, he noticed something. He felt really jittery and hyper and for some reason had the urge to yell random things.
"….BUTTCRACK!" He quickly clamped his hand over his mouth. Why the hell did he say that? They'll find out he drank coffee and yell at him!
"Sealand?" Finland said, opening the door. "I was wondering where you went. Breakfast is ready…are you alright? You seem kind of hyper." He said, eyeing the way Sealand couldn't seem to stay still.
"Hyper? I'm not hyper! That's crazy talk. Your face is hyper! Hahahahahahahaha…" Sealand attempted and failed to act normal.
"Okay…" Finland said, glancing around the room to find out why his son was acting so weird. Maybe he's on crack! Maybe he slipped and hurt his head and now he has brain damage! Oh no! It was then that he saw the coffee mug, Dammit! He TOLD Sealand that coffee was off-limits. But yelling at him wouldn't help much. He'd have to get more…creative.
"Hey Sealand, we're taking you to the amusement park after breakfast, so get dressed."
"Yay! You're awesome, mommy."
Finland pinched the bridge of his nose. "Once again, I'm not your mom…I'm a man." He sighed in annoyance but decided to let it slide. "Anyway…hurry up; we're going to go as soon as possible so there aren't huge lines."
An hour later, Sealand was walking excitedly to the amusement park gates, tugging Finland and Sweden behind him. "You guys are so slow! Walk faster, pulling is hard work."
After getting tickets and entering, Sealand looked at all the rides, not sure which one to go on first. "Ooh, I wanna go on that one…and that one…and that one…and that one…and that one…"
"Oh, don't worry; you'll get to go on all the rides all right..." Finland said with a slight smirk.
"I'm tired, I wanna go home!" Sealand complained after the first couple of rides. All of the energy he got from the coffee went away, and he just crashed.
"No…I said you would get to go on all the rides, and I meant it." Finland said.
"Ugh…" He mumbled lethargically as he tiredly stumbled towards yet another ride. "Fine…I'll go on this…I guess…"
While he was on the ride, Finland and Sweden smirked at each other. "Well, h'll certainly learn h's lesson 'fter this." Sweden remarked.
They did not show Sealand any mercy until he rode every last ride at the amusement park, and believe me, there was a hell of a lot of rides.
"I rode them all…can we go home now?" Sealand asked, looking miserably tired and barely able to walk.
"Hm…I suppose." Finland said. "I'm guessing you've learnt your lesson?"
Sealand nodded tiredly as Sweden scooped him into his arms, deciding to give the kid a break. "Yes, mom…" He muttered as his eyelids fluttered shut.
He would never drink coffee again. No, scratch that. He would never even disobey his parents again, because they're sadistic punishers. He would be a good boy. At least until that one incident a few years later…
So, how was it? Not that horrible, I hope. XD Not sure if I should continue this or leave it as a one-shot yet.
