Hello there readers! I have here for you all another new story that I came up with!
Now there are only a couple of notices to leave for this story:
One of them is that this story is based off the episode 'No Speak Da Ed' with Andrew in the mix and Chaosky will be making a couple of appearances too.
Because of this, this story will reveal that Rolf has something against wolves and that Ed's pen pal keeps giving him wolf based gifts that trigger a PTSD-styled flashback of some kind, and he plans on doing something about that.
Another thing, the Korean cash that Eddy gets will be taken by Andrew to the foreign money exchange program where he'll…well you'll have to find out for yourselves.
Lastly, I have no idea if this'll be more than one chapter. It probably will be, but don't be surprised if it is more than one chapter.
Well enough with this rant now, let's start the story! Enjoy the story everyone!
Disclaimer: All characters of Ed, Edd n' Eddy belong to Cartoon Network and the creator of the show.
IN PEACH CREEK:
It was yet another glorious day in the town of Peach Creek. We are currently focused on the school of Peach Creek Jr. High where it was just about lunchtime for the students. Andrew in particular was sitting with the Kanker Sisters, specifically next to Marie, his crush that no one other than Chaosky knows about and it was kept a secret. The Kankers allowed Andrew to sit with them. The Kankers were about to dig in to eat, but their chairs were lifted up somehow, causing them to lose their grip of their lunches. Andrew was curious as to how that was happening when his own chair was lifted up.
"Uh, what the…?" Andrew checked underneath and saw that the culprit was none other than Ed who was wearing a strange jar on his head as he was looking for something underneath the table.
"Hey Ed," Andrew greeted and was wondering what he was doing. "Can I help you with something?"
Ed did not respond. Instead, he slid underneath the table and was collecting pieces of chewed up gum for something important. This got Andrew curious as he then decided to follow Ed to the other side of the table. At the end of the table was Double D, who was under a sign advertising moon rocks, dressed as an astronaut and painting the gum blue. Andrew was thinking about what this was about. It was then Ed broke the silence as he then shouted to his sock headed friend.
"SPACE CADET ED HAS RETURNED!"
Double D then took the delivery that Ed founded for him and started painting one of them blue.
"Clutching at the proverbial straw, wouldn't you say?" Double D questioned.
"Are those moon rocks that you're creating," Andrew stared in admiration. "That is so cool."
"Well in some groups I would assume," Double D commented when Eddy, also dressed as an astronaut approached him.
"Keep painting, Rembrant, and leave the moolah making to me." Eddy then bounced in a manner as if he was actually on the moon, to promote his latest scam as he then approached Kevin and Nazz at their table. He showed Kevin in particular the bag with moon rocks, or chewed up blue colored gum.
"It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, Kev. Moon rocks," Eddy exclaimed bringing the bag to his face. "All the way from space!"
Kevin rolled his eyes in annoyance, but just before he could make a retort, his chair was lifted up by Ed as this got Kevin aggravated.
"Hey, what the–put me down, ya–" Kevin didn't get to finish that, as Ed scrapped the chewed up gum from underneath with a book and then tossed Kevin's chair with Kevin on it aside as Ed then shouted once again.
"Space Cadet Ed returning to base, Double D!"
Once Ed ran back to Double D, Kevin was more than furious as he approached Eddy and sneered to his face.
"Get away from me, Space Dork, or I'll shove these moon rocks right up your–"
A bugle then cuts Kevin off as Andrew already knew what Kevin was about to say.
"Kevin was about to say 'ass'," Andrew commented.
It was then the Urban Rangers (Rolf, Jimmy and Jonny) came into the cafeteria which got the kids' attentions.
"Hail hail!" Rolf got their attention. "The Urban Rangers bring tidings from across the great masses of water!"
Andrew gained a huge grin while Eddy looked in annoyance as he then had a grumpy look on his face. Double D took his helmet off as did Eddy as the latter then decided to retort.
"What are they doing here?" Eddy retorted.
"Delivering mail from our pen pals, Eddy. Remember?" Double D reminded him. "Our assignment from International Studies. Why, I can hardly contain myself awaiting a reply from my new Norwegian friend Gerta."
Andrew instantly knew what he was talking about.
"Oh boy," Andrew bounced up and down. "I can't wait to hear a reply from my French pen pal Guillenne."
Rolf then approached the Eds and Andrew and gave them tidings from their pen pals.
"For you, buckethead Ed-boy," Rolf hands Eddy a letter. "And for yappity-yap Ed-boy." He hands Double D a letter too. "And, the nobody-home Ed-boy." He hands Ed a wooden crate. "And of course, for the hair that's as lucky as a pot of gold Andrew-boy." He hands Andrew a wrapped up package as Rolf then grabs both Jonny and Jimmy by his side.
"Rolf must deliver this correspondence to all if Rolf is to keep the Bootlicker of the Faculty badge." Rolf walks off with his two comrades by his side.
"This is going to be grand," Andrew was more than hyped to see what his French pen pal sent him.
"'Dear Mr. Eddward, your village sounds very good. I stretch my ears to learn more,'" Double D read his letter and was intrigued. "Isn't her command of the English language adorable?"
Eddy then read his letter and saw it came with a photo and showed it to Double D.
"Check out the head on this guy," Eddy then reads the letter to him. "''My name is Hyuck, and I am from Korea.' Is he screaming to get leeched or what!?"
"EEEE!" Andrew was squealing at what he got. "Guys, look what I got!"
Andrew held up what appeared to be a French beret, a hat.
"It's a French beret, the type of hat that they wear typically in France," Andrew exclaimed excitedly. "This is so awesome! I bet Chaosky is going to love this!"
And maybe I might get Marie interested in it as well. Andrew thought to himself as Double D congratulated him.
"That's really nice Andrew," Double D complimented.
"Mhmm," Andrew nodded as he put the beret on his head.
It was then a wooden lid landed on Eddy and Double D, courtesy of Ed as he then took out what was in the crate.
"My friend sent me a lunchbox, guys!" Ed exclaimed as he took out the box from the crate. He ends up twisting the key a couple of times before it was activated like a music box. The box rattles and pops open, as a diorama of a wolf chasing a sheep appeared, as strange music was being played. Double D was pleased by Ed's gift as well.
"How quaint! An Old World music box," Double D complimented.
"Wow, I never thought they had these kinds of music boxes anymore," Andrew stated.
Eddy on the other hand, couldn't handle the music that was being played as he was forced to cover his ears.
"Your pen pal's trying to kill you, Ed. Turn it off!" Eddy told him.
Meanwhile nearby, Rolf was sorting mail with Jonny and Jimmy when he got a good listen of the music for himself. His eyes went wide and he started sweating, as if some event from long ago was triggered deep in his mind. He looked for the source and saw that it was coming from Ed's Old World music box.
Ed was dancing with Eddy to this strange music.
"I'm skipping to my Lou, Eddy. Giddyup!" Ed proclaimed.
Rolf decided to approach Ed and get to the bottom of this.
"Pardon Rolf, tomfoolEd-boy. Where did you acquire this music-making doohickey?" Rolf questioned, relatively calm for a second there when Ed revealed to him.
"Aw, my pen pal sent it to me, Rolf. Coolarooney, huh?" Ed told him.
Rolf decided to put an end to this madness before a part of his past ends up re-emerging to the present. As a result, he calmly closes up the music box and then picks it up. It was then he violently slams the box onto the ground, breaking it to a bazillion pieces which got the Eds and Andrew surprised by this outburst. Ed was shocked when Rolf approached him, sweating coming down his face as he then tells him.
"A dog has raised its hind leg on the age of nevermore," Rolf sneers before backing towards the cafeteria entrance/exit before giving Ed his warning. "Heed Rolf, do not get involved, ill-advised Ed-boy. Let your pomegranates shrivel in the cold of the dark sea!"
With that said, Rolf takes his exit from the cafeteria as his comrades, Jonny and Jimmy rush after him, carrying bags of mail on hand.
Silence occurred between the Eds and Andrew for a couple of seconds before Eddy breaks it by laughing his head off.
"Good one, Lumpy," Eddy elbows Ed. "Whatever you did to Rolf saved me the trouble of smashing that stupid Old World lunchbox of yours."
"Lucky for me I carry a spare, Eddy. Yum!" Ed pulls out a lunch bag that was dripping from his sock as a moldy sandwich fell from it and melted through the floor like molten lava. Andrew was still surprised by Rolf's reaction.
"Yikes, that's something I'd least expect from Rolf," Andrew comments. "Or maybe not..."
Double D was sweeping up the mess Rolf made from smashing the box and wasn't pleased with Rolf's actions.
"Goodness gracious, the nerve of Rolf! Violating Ed's cultural keepsake." Double D gave his opinion.
"Maybe he just has something against wolves," Andrew took a guess.
"Most likely," Double D had swept up the mess and was about to dump. "But still, I feel the strong need to report him to the office!"
Eddy slams into him with the photo on him, causing Double D to dump the mess onto the ground as Eddy then told him.
"Later! Right now we're gonna sell my chump some moon rocks," Eddy explained his plan. "We're gonna cash in on this pen pal thing if it kills ya!"
"I don't know about this…" Double D spoke.
"I already got something in mind," Andrew said. "What with my new beret and all that, you know."
Andrew smiled as the day for them continued…
Sometime much later in the day, we see Eddy and Ed heading for the mailbox in the main lobby as Eddy was about to put his plan into action. Andrew had already put his reply towards his French pen pal in the mailbox and was now standing to the side.
"All across the world there's pigeons ripe for the plucking!" Eddy exclaims as he took out the fake moon rocks and an envelope. "And we're holding the tweezers, boys."
He stuffs the envelope up with the fake moon rocks and uses Ed's tongue to seal up the envelope. Double D then approached them as he then said.
"Eddy, the aim of the project is to share cultural understanding, not extort it." Double D explains as Eddy attempts to stuff the envelope into the mailbox. "Observe, if you will."
While Eddy was stuffing the envelope into the mailbox, Double D pulls out a giant book he plans on sending to Gerta.
"I've prepared an in-depth essay for Gerta to help her comprehend our beloved Peach Creek way of life." Double D explained.
"That's interesting," Andrew said. "I already sent a journal of stuff that is located in the US for my French Pen Pal Guillenne; including romance, food, cultures, and other cool stuff."
Eddy had already got the envelope into the mailbox as he approaches Double D and didn't look amused by what Double D said.
"Snoresville!" Eddy shouts as he slams the book closed on Double D's face as he tosses him aside as he starts laughing as a result.
His laughing was cut short when Jimmy came to the scene, playing a bugle and got their attention.
"Me again!" Jimmy takes out a package wrapped up in a ball, as Eddy held his hands out, expecting it to be him. But really the package was meant for Ed.
"Somebody loves you, Ed! You big lug!" Jimmy exclaims as he then leaves after Ed gets his package. Eddy looked irked by this as Ed opens up the package, sticking his head into the package.
"More mail from my pen pal, guys," Ed shouts. "Back and forth, back and forth."
Ed then walks back and forth until it was revealed that the package contained a wolf pelt that Ed had in his hands.
"Look what I got! A wolf towel!" Ed told them as Double D approached him to correct him.
"That's a pelt, Ed," Double D corrected as Ed puts the pelt on his head. "You sure are fortunate to have a pen pal so willing to share their heritage with you."
"Yeah," Andrew agrees. "Your pen pal must have some fascination with wolves Ed."
Eddy wasn't amused as he then stomps over towards Ed.
"What makes you so special?" Eddy snorted in annoyance as he was now on Ed's chest.
"I eat cereal, Eddy." Ed proclaimed as he stood upward, with Eddy falling onto the floor as a result.
"So do I on most days," Andrew revealed. "Except on Sundays of course."
"That's good to know Andrew," Double D said, remembering that Andrew likes to have waffles on Sundays.
No one said anything else as Andrew continued to wear that beret on his head as the school day came to a close…
It was eventually three o'clock and it was now the end of the school day as the students wanted to get out of school now.
"Last one home's a rotten egg!" Marie in particular shouted.
"That sounds like funs," Andrew was in the same scene as well as Marie snickered at this.
"Catch ya later hot stud," Marie said with an amorous tone and noticed his beret. That kid is so cute, especially with that beret he's wearing…
"Talk to ya later Marie!" Andrew called out as a blush formed on his face. I can't believe it. Marie actually looked like she saw my beret and liked it.
It was then Chaosky came to the scene.
"Hey Andrew, really love the beret," Chaosky complimented. "So you ready to go?"
"Sure am Chaosky," Andrew stated. "Just let me get my stuff from the locker."
Andrew went to his locker with Chaosky to get his stuff before he could depart.
Meanwhile, we see Rolf heading to his locker and Ed was right behind him, on all fours like a dog as he was acting like a wolf.
"Ribbit ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit. Ribbit?" Ed scratched his head like a dog as the kids left the school, aside from Rolf, Andrew and the Eds. It was then Ed began howling like a wolf.
"Hawoooo! How how howwwwoool!"
The moment Rolf heard that did he freeze in place, gaining a feared look on his face as he was now sweating and it was then a PTSD flashback then occurred.
Said flashback was taken in the Old Country with a much younger Rolf carrying a sheep in one hand and a shepherd's rod in his other hand. It was apparently night time and the flashback was colored in sepia. The young Rolf looked completely scared as he heard a wolf howling in the distance. Young Rolf carries the sheep to pasture, but the sheep baas. The young Rolf covers the sheep's mouth but was too late, as he hears the gnashing of teeth and the crackling of twigs. Rolf takes off running, in a panicked manner, as behind him footfalls came, coming closer with each step. The younger Rolf turned around and thought he was in the clear when he then tripped over a tree root, as he then drops the sheep. It was then a man wearing a wolf pelt mask, acting as a wolf went and picked up the sheep. The sheep rustler holds the sheep up and starts howling towards the moon, just like a real wolf. Rolf then felt his cultural instincts take over and he decided to take action.
"Not again!" The younger Rolf cries out as he tackles the wolf man, causing the mask to fall off as Rolf starts beating him with a shepherd's rod. "Mestick!"
In the real world, outside the flashback, Rolf was shown beating up Ed with the rod just like he did in the flashback to the wolf man.
"Shlorvin! Icelin!"
Rolf then stops hitting Ed with the rod, and then looks angrily at him for activating a PTSD flashback.
"Never again shall you torment Rolf's livestock!" Rolf snarls at him as he then storms out the school angrily and in a determined manner. "ROLF WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE!"
It was then Ed fell to the floor as Eddy, Double D, Andrew and Chaosky witnessed the whole thing take place. Once Ed fell to the floor face first, Eddy burst into another fit of laughter as Double D approached Ed in a sympathetic manner.
"Dear Ed, are you all right?" Double D asked as Ed stands up in a sad manner.
"Rolf hit me with an umbrella, Double D!" Ed cried looking all sad.
"I think that was a shepherd's rod Ed," Andrew told him as Double D gave Ed a hug.
"Oh, there there, Ed." Double D said in a comforting manner. "I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for Rolf's irrational behavior."
"So what'd you do this time, Ed? Put on his grandma's pantaloons again?" Eddy took a wild guess as to what Rolf's problem was.
"It's like I said before, he must have something against wolves." Andrew proclaimed.
"That's possible Andrew," Chaosky was thinking. "Judging by how Rolf reacted like that."
Before anyone else could say anything, Jonny came to the scene blaring the bugle horn into their ears, causing them to wince and flinch as a result.
"Ranger Plank's got a letter for Eddy!" Jonny exclaimed as Plank had an envelope on his gap on the top. Eddy noticed this and looked hyped.
"For me? It's from Korea!" Eddy was hyped about this as Jonny walked off with Plank on hand.
"Nice delivery, buddy!" Jonny gave his friend Plank a comment.
Eddy then went and opened up the envelope and held it upside down over his head. The moment he did that did a bunch of paper bills and metal coins fall on top of him. It was clear that Hyuck paid up and this was money from Korea. Eddy didn't seem to care for the moment he popped out from the pile did he gain an excited look on his face.
"I'M RICH! Stinkin filthy rich!" Eddy cried out in excitement as Andrew and Ed seemed excited by this as well. "The sucker coughed up! I'm uptown, baby! Jawbreakers, here I come! Woohoo! We're in the money! YEAH!"
The money was in a giant wallet as Ed carried the huge wallet of Korean cash in it with Eddy on top, as one of the paper bills fell out and Double D caught it as Andrew noticed something was wrong. The same was said for Double D as he examined it and he knew that Korean cash was worthless in the US.
"Oh, dear," Double D then tries calling out to Eddy. "This is foreign currency, Eddy! Virtually worthless in its present state!"
His plea fell on deaf ears as Double D made his way after them with Andrew following afterwards.
"I wonder how Eddy will react when he finds out the money isn't worth anything in the US." Andrew commented.
"I have no idea," Chaosky answered. "Well I guess I'll see you later then Andrew."
"Yeah, see ya in a bit Chaosky," Andrew said his farewell to Chaosky as he parted ways and went after the Eds, as Chaosky headed back for the cul-de-sac…
At the candy store entrance, we see Ed sniffing the base of a gumball machine like a dog as Double D was waiting patiently for the response as was Andrew. It was then angry gibberish was heard in the store as Eddy was then thrown out the candy store, unable to pay up. Eddy gets up and rushes back in.
"Aw, come on!" Eddy enters the store again. "It's gotta be worth something!"
Eddy was then sent flying out the store again, this time with the huge wallet of Korean cash on hand as the money scattered all over the place.
"You see? I told you it was worthless," Double D told him that he was right. "Just for once, can't you just listen to me?"
"Eddy, if you really want to make some use of that money, all you have to do is head to the Money Exchange program," Andrew pointed out. "There you can exchange the Korean cash with actual cash from the US."
Eddy had no clue as to what Andrew was talking about, so they talked amongst each other while Andrew picked up the scattered money on the floor.
While this was going on, a crowing chicken was shown as Ed heard it for himself and saw the chicken seconds later. It was apparently a trap but Ed couldn't tell. Ed then stupidly walks over to the chicken, hoping on interacting with it. He had his hands out as a result.
"Hug a chicken, hug a chicken, hug a chick–"
Ed was then cut off when a hand emerged from the bush and grabbed a hold of Ed as the bush scurried away from there, revealed that the chicken was bait for a trap to capture Ed. Ed was screaming as Double D and Eddy took notice of this as Andrew had the bag of Korean cash on his hand, having picked up every single piece of it.
"Hurry, Eddy!" Double D cried out in panic, chasing after it. "Someone's absconded with Ed!"
Eddy followed after him but Andrew had something else in mind and had something else to attend to at the moment.
"Hey guys, I have some business to attend to right now," Andrew told them. "I'll catch up with you guys later."
The two remaining Eds went with it as they followed the bush which went right into Rolf's backyard. Once they were gone, Andrew then approached the building that said 'Money Exchange Program' on the front as he had the Korean cash on hand. He entered the building and started speaking to someone off screen.
"Excuse me mister, do you happen to have a moment of your time?" Andrew asked as a response wasn't heard but Andrew heard it.
"Great! Listen, I'd like to ask a favor of you," Andrew then started explaining that he'd like to exchange the Korean cash over for American cash which was starting to take place…
END OF PART 1…
YUP, THIS IS GOING TO BE A TWO PARTER STORY READERS! I DO HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS STORY SO FAR THOUGH!
ANYWAY, NEXT TIME ANDREW GAINS AMERICAN CASH IN EXCHANGE FOR KOREAN CASH AS HE IS DOING EDDY A HUGE FAVOR, AND ROLF ENDS UP LEARNING THAT HE'S BEEN PLAYED FOR A FOOL BY SOMEONE FROM THE OLD COUNTRY! HOW WILL THIS ALL TURN OUT?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
FOR NOW, IF YOU LIKE, PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS SO FAR!
OTHERWISE, I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY! SO UNTIL NEXT CHAPTER, GOODBYE NOW READERS!
