Gryphon: Hello, I'm a new author and, well, this is my fist fanfic so PLEASE R&R!

I've had this idea for about a year.

And now my dark insane half will do the disclaimer.

Shadow: BWA HA HA! (cough cough) mhm hello I'm Shadow, Gryphon's evil insane half. Me, Gryphon and Heart do not own LoZ or Pokemon. We do however own a 3DS.

So anyways, I must go back to plotting world domination. BWA HA HA!

Gryphon: So anyways let's get this party started! And this is my sane kind half, Heart.

Heart: Hello!

Chapter 1: Termina ROCKS! (and sucks)

Dawn of third day

"Would it be too hard to ask the gods NOT to make it rain in south Termina field," an angry Pikachu yelled at the sky.

"No. it wouldn't," a relaxed figure in brown robes answered. "The hard part would be the gods answering you."

"Come on Ike. It's just a little rain."

"That's easy for you to say. You're wearing a cloak."

"True."

"Come on guys, we're here."

The first robed figure revealed his face so you could see he was a Gallade where a normal Gallade were green he was red and red, white.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever," said Ike.

"Besides, aren't Pikachus supposed to like the rain?"

"Well I DON'T! OK?!" Ike yelled at Nix who was a Togetic.

"Guys, guys stop fighting. Ok?!" Cross said angrily. "Fine." Ike said with sigh.

"Man it's already the third day?" Nix said. "I know. So want to play the song yet?" Cross responded.

"Na. I want to goof off some more in the southern swamp. Well in the shooting gallery. Hopefully upgrade my quiver. "Ike said.

"Dude you have to get like, a perfect score, and plus the earthquakes." "hey it's worth a try right Cross?"

"Ike, I have like no razor leafs left, and it costs 20 poke." "Did you hit you head to hard! He gives you all the razor leafs, and the hole with the red poke!" "the earthquakes." "oh yeah. I forgot about that." Ike said rubbing the back of his neck.

"Lets play the song of time then!" Nix yelled.

"I'm board of Termina. Lets go back to Hyrule." Cross said. "Dude you'd turn back into a Ralts." "you seem to forget we came here after Hyrule got messed up."

"Lets go to Hyrule then!" " After we play the song of time." Nix said.

Dawn of first day

The trio went down to the clock tower basement and arrived in a room with deku flowers. "Time to put on your grass-type masks guys." Nix said.

"Can't you just fly us over? Asked Ike. "Na. To lazy. And plus you guy are to fat."

"What did you call me?" Ike asked angrily. "Fat." Nix responded.

"I'L KILL YOU! HEAR ME! KILL!" Ike yelled angrily. "Hey don't blame me!

The author did it! I swear!"

Gryphon: Darn it Nix! I said no forth wall breaking!

"No you didn't." True. So anyways back to the plot Cross and Ike put on there grass-type masks and used the deku flowers to fly over. Eventually they appeared at a canyon with orange, white, blue and lot of other colored symbols where flying up.

"Ready?" "Yepers." "Ready when you are." "Sweet! Hyrule here we come!" Nix yelled falling down the abyss.

Lost Woods

"So, how do we get back again?" Cross asked. Ike face palmed. "seriously, you forget." Meanwhile Nix was ROTFLing at Cross's stupidity.

"It's simple. Go through the only doors beside the one we came out of." Ike said sighing. "So lets go." Nix said still laughing a little. After going through the lost woods and then playing the Prelude of Light and warping to the temple of time and using mystical magical hippie juice(get used to it) to warp seven years in the past so instead of a Gallade, a Togetic and a Pikachu was a Ralts, a Togipi and a Pichu.

"Aw man! I'm short and pudgy again!" Ike complained. Shadow: Here I can help with that. Ike suddenly, grew so tall he could touch the moon and so skinny you could see his ribs. "I'll take short and pudgy." Ike said choking. Shadow: Much better.

"Lets go screw up the water temple!" Ike yelled.

"That's in adulthood." Cross answered

"Shadow temple?"

"Can't get past the first challenge."

"How bout fire?" "Need the Heatproof ability."

"I know! Inside lord Jabu Jabu!"

"That we can get to."

After learning teleport from a random golden magikarp and then using it to get inside lord Jabu Jabu (who was a wailord) with several cans of diet soda, spray paint and grenades, lot and lots of grenades, there next adventure was about to begin.

Gryphon: So did you like it? Hate it? Anyways PLEASE TELL MEEE!

Heart: If you find and typo/PM us/review we'll give you this (looks around) this imaginary Pikachu WITH POKEBALL! That's right an imaginary Pikachu WITH POKEBALL!

Gryphon: Thank you Heart. CHEESECAKE PINEAPPLES!

Shadow: AWESOME SAUSE!

Heart: Okay, GOODNIGHT FOLKS!