Disclaimer: Black Cat is, unfortunately not mine, otherwise all these pairings would be canon
Note: this was done for humor's sake, so you don't have to tell me that they are acting a little OOC sometimes
Note 2 : English is not my mother tongue, so whenever you spot a mistake just tell me ;) I would also appreciate a beta reader !
Note 3 : oh, and please no Flames just because you don't like a pairing
"Oh yes, Train, soon you shall be with us, no longer with these pathetic weaklings !"
Creed's voice said as he eyed the crystal ball in his hands with the same fascination that drew a moth to a flame. In midst the purple glass was Train, or better an image of him, transmitted through one of Shiki's insects, who was, as so often, asleep.
"I just can't wait, no ! Just imagine what it will be like, once you finally follow the call of your true destiny ! You'll be at my side - with me, as my one and only, truly magnificent partner, you my dearly beloved little feline-"
"Atschoo !"
With a small yelp Creed awoke out of his admiration haze and suddenly became very aware of his surroundings, which consisted of all of his Apostles standing around the chair he was currently sitting in.
"How long have you been standing there ?!" He shrieked off pitch, blush appearing on his face.
"Sorry, Creed, what did you say ?" Maro asked him politely, pulling something white out of his ears.
"I had cotton in my ears, so I couldn't really hear you."
"Yeah, me too." Replied the rest of the Apostles in unison as they were all on the same time removing the cotton in their ears.
"Phew." Creed sighed relieved, but his face quickly grew angry again.
"Wait..why do you ALL have cotton to plug in your ears in the first place ??"
At this his Apostles quickly looked on the ground as if the latest TV show just had appeared on there.
"I'm waiting.." Creed said calmly, but they all could tell that he was far from it.
"We possess said objects.." Started the Doctor bravely.
"..because.." Leon continued.
"-Durham has bad breath !" Cried Kyoko happily.
Everybody's eyes went to Kyoko, who didn't seem to notice the contradiction in her blurted out words, then quickly their eyes moved to Durham, who shot the young girl the deathliest death glare ever (A\N: in the history of death !), then back to the female Taoist, back to the Gunman, back to Kyoko, back to Durham, Kyoko, Durham, Kyoko, Durham..and so on, till their brains suddenly exploded and everything went up in flames…
…or actually not, as this would really shorten up the whole story in a bad way….instead they all just got a bad headache…
Creed had to admit he was a little confused as to what was going on with his comrades, but decided to just forget the whole thing and concentrate on more important, more life-depending matters….Train, for example.
A small smile on his lips and his eyes again completely transfixed on the crystal ball, Creed completely tuned out to the conflict that just happened right in front of him.
"What by all devils in hell was that about ?!" Durham shouted at Kyoko.
The Fire user started to pout.
"You're only jealous, because I saved the group, Mr. Stinky-Breath !"
Kyoko stated, sticking her tongue out.
"For the last time, my breath is just friggin fine !!"
Durham was by now really on his limits, to not draw his gun and simply shoot the brat.
"That explains of course why you're always wearing that mask." Shiki chuckled.
"Shut up, hombre !" Durham shouted again, a vein now pulsating on his head.
To everybody's surprise Shiki's response was not the expected back-firing or calming one, but a reply of utter frustration.
"I'm sick of people not seeing it, I'm a woman, dammit, not a guy !"
With that she started tearing at the bandages wrapped around her face.
"Whoa, you don't have to start stripping there, nobody wants to see that.."
Maro threw in, sweat dropping.
"I'm not stripping you idiot, I'm just getting rid of the damn things, I've been getting tired of them anyway…" She explained, obviously pissed, while half of her face was already visible.
After finally all of the bandages were gone, the rest of her comrades gathered around to stare at her face in shock, like she was one of these animals they had just found in the jungle and now had put into a zoo.
"Ohooooo" They said in unison again, like a class of elementary kids.
Both a sweat drop and a vein were present on Shiki's newly released face.
For one she couldn't mind them staring at her, since they never really had seen her face but on the other side she was also pretty annoyed that it came as such a surprise for everyone, that she was in fact, not a male.
That's why she decided on mosquitoes for a punishment, they would surely leave a lasting impression.
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