Percy Jackson

Call him Harry Potter

Call him a man-whore, because he couldn't man up and choose between Rachel and Annabeth

Ask him if Ariel is his favorite Disney movie

Ask him if he has ever met Ariel

Ask him if they a facebook friends

Make fun of him because he is probably the only 16 year old on the planet without a cell phone.

When he asks a question tell him ' I'll text you the deets! Oh wait you don't have a phone!'

Ask him how your goldfish from the first grade died

When he says he doesn't know demand that he brings him back to life

When he doesn't grant your wishes stomp on his foot and yell 'Stupid merman!'

Ask him if he's bi-polar

When Annabeth is around shout, 'Rachel kissed Percy! Rachel kissed Percy!'

Then whisper, 'And he liked it.'

Ask him what bra size he is

Ask him what bra size Annabeth is

And then say, 'oh wait I know.'

Call him fish face

Say his butt isn't as cute as yours

If he gets offended ask him if he is gay

Take his shield and throw into the lake and say, 'Go get it boy!'

This was just something I randomly decided to do. But don't worry! I will update my other story. Promise. And I don't own Percy Jackson and friends.