Percy Jackson
Call him Harry Potter
Call him a man-whore, because he couldn't man up and choose between Rachel and Annabeth
Ask him if Ariel is his favorite Disney movie
Ask him if he has ever met Ariel
Ask him if they a facebook friends
Make fun of him because he is probably the only 16 year old on the planet without a cell phone.
When he asks a question tell him ' I'll text you the deets! Oh wait you don't have a phone!'
Ask him how your goldfish from the first grade died
When he says he doesn't know demand that he brings him back to life
When he doesn't grant your wishes stomp on his foot and yell 'Stupid merman!'
Ask him if he's bi-polar
When Annabeth is around shout, 'Rachel kissed Percy! Rachel kissed Percy!'
Then whisper, 'And he liked it.'
Ask him what bra size he is
Ask him what bra size Annabeth is
And then say, 'oh wait I know.'
Call him fish face
Say his butt isn't as cute as yours
If he gets offended ask him if he is gay
Take his shield and throw into the lake and say, 'Go get it boy!'
This was just something I randomly decided to do. But don't worry! I will update my other story. Promise. And I don't own Percy Jackson and friends.
