Once upon a time, there was a whale called Dodo. Dodo was a very weird whale, and Dodo really wanted to try something called (DUN DUNN DUNNN) steroids. Unfortunately, Dodo's big toe told him that steroids were made out of boogers, so Dodo lost interest. Anyway, Dodo still wanted steroids after a while.

One day Dodo met Spongewhale Semicircle pants and asked a random question at the goofy goober place where the peanut was under attack. "DO YOU HAVE STEROIIDSSSAH?!" Spongewhale Semicircle pants liked the question and gave Dodo steroids. The steroids was pink in color with unicorns all over, Dodo liked pink steroids. So that was awesome. YES.

One day, a guy called Danny Whaletomtomtom wanted steroids too. So Danny went whale and WHEE, GOT STEROIDS! What the heck am I typing? Agh. Anyway, heh, um…what? Danny Whaletomtomtom got hooked on steroids and attacked the peanut. WHEE! YAY FOR ATTACKING! And then the peanut became a zombie, bent on destroying all whale kind. Thus resulting in the Japanese hunting whales.

Dodo and Spongewhale Semicircle pants met Danny Whaletomtomtom and they became Whalebusterbusters. I'm a whale buster buster yeah, you're a whale buster buster YEAH, we like busting whale busters YEAH! Busting whale busters buster yeah! WTF? Ok, whatever. They rocked.

So then the whale buster busters skipped down the field of flowers, lalala, until they saw…GASP! A JAPANESE PERSON! "Ni Hao. Salu. Hola. Aloha, HIHI!" Danny Whaletomtomtom exclaimed stupidly. The rest just looked at him like WTF? HE'S DEFINITELY ON STEROIDS! Then what? Oh yeah. "That's nowhere near Japanese, lah." Dodo said. Then they started to beat up the Japanese person guy saying "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!!!" Then he was all "OK!" (No offense to all the Japanese food)

HOLY TOENAIL, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GOING ON THE INTERNET! NOOOO!

Poopoo.

Oh my gosh, we are laughing so hard right now. We have issues. (YES, WE DO!!) I have nothing better to do. Let's play the themesong again! WHALEBUSTERS! DADADAAA!

For all you people who are reading this right now…you have no life. I mean seriously, I actually warned you not to read this story. Now, you are probably disturbed, and drunk and on pink steroids that Dodo's big toe sold to you. Yes.

If the police is reading this. GO AFTER DODO! IT'S HIM YOU WANT! I'M ONLY A 86 YEAR OLD MAN THAT HAS PINK STEROID DISEASE AND WILL DIE IN 30 SECONDS! Now what…oh right, countdown…but before that…

Whatever happened to the characters in this story? Hmm…

The Japanese dude took them to his leader, and then he died. They all had tea…poisoned tea and pie…poisoned pie, with chicken, and they had deadly diarrhea and they were constipated for the rest of their sad, sad lives.

Dodo kept eating steroids, his big toe kept selling them.

Spongebob Semicircle pants worked in a drug factory and made steroids for all those disturbed people.

Danny Whaletomtomtom made his own show and made MILLIONS…until Nickelodeon cancelled it and angered loads of people who stormed the studio and killed everybody.

NOW COUNTDOWN BEFORE I DIEE!

5

4

3

2

STEROIDS!

dead

The end.

P.S I did warn you not to read this, seriously. 2 times. So if you're disturbed, watch Danny Phantom and just get on with your lives. If you want to flame, FLAME ME! FLAME ME I SAY! But flame on my friend's friendster. She helped me write this story, and we will LAAUGH AT YOUR FLAMES. HA HA HA…sad people.

If u comment bad stuff about whales, aliens will suck out your brains and steal your computer. Oh the agony.

P.P.S The merlion thing at the Singapore discovery center still freaks me out.