Chapter 1
Buzzer
I am Alicia and I am proud to announce I like annoying Lavender Brown! Today I am going to annoy her with my buzzer.
"Hey, hey Lavender. Hey Lavender CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
"Yes I can hear you now let me finish my homework!"
"Okay" I stare at her for a long time.
*5 Minutes Later*
"Hey, hey Lavender. Hey, Hey, Hey, HEY!"
"WHAT" she asked turning red.
"Hi" I did my little squeaky laugh.
"Let me finish this" she said annoyed. I waited till she was done then she went over to Ron. "Do you love Ronald Billius Weasley?" I asked Lavender.
"No" she blushed "I thought I told you to stop annoying me!"
"No you told me to wait till you're done with your homework and look you are." I said pointing to her bag.
"Well then stop annoying me now!" she snapped but I don't notice madness in people's voices. "I'll pass" I shot back. Buzz! I buzzed her in the butt. "Ron did you just do something to my butt?" I ran over to a chair and sat down pretending I had nothing to do with anything.
"No ew! Why would I do that?" he ran up to the boy's dormitories.
"ALICIA?" she screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Hey" I said casually.
"Did you buzz my butt?"
"EW I'm a girl and plus how could I? I'm all the way over here." I said pointing to the ground.
"You could have run" she said suspiciously.
"Ooh thanks for the idea I'll do that next time." I lied and I ran to the boys dormitory to get Harry's invisibility cloak. "What are you doing here?" asked Neville with Harry, Seamus, and Ron looking at me.
"My job"
"What's your job?" Harry asked.
"Annoying you" I replied.
"Here it goes again!" Ron mumbled.
"What's going again?" I asked slowly walking to Harry's bed stepping very slowly.
"You, what did you think?" asked Ron.
"I don't know what did you think?"
"I just told you what I think!"
"I don't remember do you Neville, Seamus or Harry?" I asked still going as slow as possible.
"Ron said that you were annoying." answered Neville.
"No, he said you're here again!" corrected Harry. Pretty soon all four of them were arguing about what Ron said so I quickly got the cloak and ran out as fast as I could to find Lavender and Hermione talking. I slipped the cloak on.
"I just don't think you consider him as a friend." Lavender argued.
"We're just friends and it's not like you're going to get him anytime soon! I heard what you did to him, accusing him of buzzing your butt that's pathetic." Hermione argued back with an evil glare.
"Time for the show" I said silently to myself walking to Hermione.
"For your information I did feel a buzz on my butt." Buzz! I buzzed Hermione's butt.
"Lavender did you just buzz my butt?" Hermione asked with her jaw dropped.
"It's not going to work Hermione I know you're mocking me." I chuckled under my breath.
"No seriously I felt a buzz on my butt!" Hermione stared at Lavender viscously.
"Oh you're still trying to mock me that's called pathetic right there!" Lavender squealed. "Oh and stay away from my Won Won!" she called running up the girls dormitory. "We're just friends" Hermione called back. Hermione sat down and picked up her book of Potions. Buzz! Hermione looked around. "Hmp" Buzz, buzz, buzz ,buzz! And there Hermione was running away screaming.
