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Author's Note:
I haven't really posted anything since school started, have I? I've been too busy finding new animes and yaoi obsessions, sigh. Today's my homecoming and I'm ridiculously bored since I still have four hours before we do pictures. I'm glad this was typed who knows how long ago because I can't use this freaking keyboard with acrylic names on. Also, Bruder is capitalized where it wouldn't be in English since German nouns are capitalized...all of them. And the sad thing is, I have a C in English, but an A in German, not sure how that works out, but whatever.

WARNING: NONE OF THIS IS SERIOUS! THIS IS ALL CRACK!

Enjoy!


Translations (in order of appearance):
(German)

ja
: Yeah
Bruder: brother
nein

The sound of a doorbell went off. Germany groaned as he stood up from the couch where he had been reading a book. He laid the book down and went to answer the door.

"Ja, is this a party?"

Germany couldn't help but facepalm at what he saw at the door; Prussia, Austria, and Switzerland were dressed up tight, sparkly clothes. Prussia was in the front, being the one who had spoken.

"What do you want?"

"Answer my question, Bruder! Ja, is this a party?"

"Nein," Germany replied hotly, placing a hand on the door in preparation to close it, "Now leave."

Just as Germany was closing the door, Prussia kicked it with his rubber boot—how did that have enough pressure?—and put a hole in the door.

"Prussia!"

"We're here for a German sparkle party, West, and we're going to get one."

"Or else," Now a gun was aim at Germany's forehead by a certain Swiss man. What the hell was going on?

Prussia, Austria, and Switzerland helped themselves in. Austria found a piano that Germany had never had in his house before and started playing a song that sounded kind of sparkly—it's a mystery how the song sounded sparkly.

Hungary flew in through the roof somehow with a video camera when the four Germanic countries had started having a glittery orgy.

Hungary woke up in the dark of her room. That had been the best dream ever; there had been so much yaoi!

"I need more yaoi, though." The fangirl stated aloud to herself before lying back down to dream some more of the addicting drug that was yaoi.