Notices! Germany-cat doesn't have a real name as far as I know, so I'm going to have Germany call he the German word for "cat". Plus, I just don't like Germouser. I think it just weird.
"Ve-meow!" Italy-cat, or Gino, cheered, "It's so exciting that we get to go on a camping trip together!" the light brown tabby with darker spots with a curl on the left side of his head, looking out the window of Germany's RV.
"I quite agree, I have never been camping before," says Japan-cat, or Tama, speaking in his mono-toned voice. He's a small black-and-white bobtail cat with dull eyes that were looking at Italy-cat's antics.
Germany-cat (Katze) look up from where was forming battle plans, but if you were a human you would think he was napping, "Then, this will be fun for you, Japan-cat. I believe we are camping near a lake."
"A WHAT!" Shouts Italy-cat. When Germany-cat repeated himself Italy hide his face in Germany-cat's furry belly and curled in to a ball. Germany-cat just sweat dropped while Japan-cat was weirded out by the awkward position they were in.
"Italy is afraid water," was all Germany-cat had to say on the matter.
Still weirded out Japan-cat all he could was, "I see..."
The R.V. suddenly jerks back hard, "We are here~!" Human Italy comes out from the door that goes to the front of the vehicle. He gave all the cats a weird look, "Why are you all piled up on the floor?"
Germany came out of the front room shouting, "Italy you idiot you could have killed us! You are never driving again!" while pulling him out of the R.V. Japan and the cats just stared at them with anime sweat drops.
Following Japan out they see the small campsite they are going to stay at. They were the only ones there in that barren patch of dirt surrounded by trees. "Let's explore you guys!" And off goes Italy-cat running... somewhere. WHERE IS HE GOING!
"Italy-cat get back here!" Germany-cat bolts after him, and Japan-cat following behind. They run a while until they reach the lake. Seeing the lake Italy-cat freezes in fear letting Germany-cat and Japan-cat able to catch him.
"Really Italy-cat it's just water," Japan-cat tells him.
Italy-cat turns his head around and looks at Japan-cat in shock, "JUST WATER! IS IT JUST NIGHTMARES THAT PLAGUE US IN OUR SLEEP!" He scream at the top of his lungs.
"Ja," Germany-cat asks the stupid question like he was talking to an idiot(Which he is. "Hey!" Sorry Italy-cat and Italy, but you're the one that stuck a grenade in your pie hole! Moving on!).
Italy-cat glares at Germany-cat, "NO ONE ASKED YOU!"
Snap! The trio look toward where the sound came from, but nothing was there, just some bushes. While Germany-cat ventured over toward the bushes Italy-cat curled up into a defensive/submissive pose, and Japan-cat got in his fighting stance.
"Who is there?" Germany-cat called.
Nothing. "We should leave. I have a feeling this forest is not safe," he said turning to the others.
"Hiss! You all aren't going anywhere!" said a dark ginger she-cat(Russetfur) came out of the cover of the bushes with a black tom(Smokefoot) and young light brown tabby(Owlpaw), "Not until we teach you kittypets a lesson first," her words came out dripping with pure venom.
"Bring it on!" Germany-cat challenged back, jumping at the she-cat. The tom cat go to attack Italy-cat and Japan-cat. Italy-cat screams, while Japan-cat calmly unsheathed his claws and jumps between them while spinning, raking their fur with possible scars. He jump-spins again, than epically landing back beside Italy-cat.
During this Germany-cat pinned Russetfur, glaring her down. With no fear she asked, "Are going to kill me or not, kittypet?"
Germany-cat unfazed by the question answer, "No, I am a cat of honor. I will no kill my enemies unless they try to kill me or my friends. I know we are unwelcome here so you will let us leave. Peaceful," making sure she heard the last past.
She scowled, "Fine, just don't enter our territory again."
Get off her, Germany-cat bowed to her excepting her request, "We be more careful next time," he assured her, but not by much. Picking up Italy-cat and dragging him along, because he clearly will not be getting back up anytime soon. Turning back around to look at them one last just say, "By the way, don't underestimate your opponent so quickly, or you might have stood a chance," than finally they left at that, going back to the campsite.
R&R while I wish I was R&Ring.
:P
