Saranako : Sarah here!

Pu-chan : Puchii here!

Saranako : And together we are-!

Pu-chan : *poses* POWER RANGER!

Saranako : *sweatdrop* No we're not... Let's just get the A/N done and continue with the story...

Pu-chan : Haii Sa-chan~ So anyway, this is the first collab fic we've done together from our weirdness and randomness!

Saranako : After a few days of tweeting nonsense and RPing with Puchii here, we decided that we're going to make it into a random fic! XD

Pu-chan : It was actually my idea~

Saranako : O... Kay... Oh, and there's lots of ooc characters and other mistakes since WE're the one who's writing this so bare with us... Please...?

Pu-chan : We do not own inazuma eleven, the characters, or the Chauchau's! We only own the plot and other stuffs!

((Puchii is the one created this Author's note so yeah. And she also drew the cover photo for this fic! It's so kawaii! Yosh. Enjoy~))


Chauchau

At Raimon Junior High, a wonderful Monday awaits the students of Raimon high.

A short defender walked happily in Inazuma town down streets. His puffy cheeks made way from the sights of people, his small steps made big smiles on other people faces, and his bunny-like hair made almost every girl awed in cuteness.

Yes, he is none other than Shinsuke Nishizono, the defender or goal keeper of Raimon Junior High. The shortest and cutest member in the club; yet don't get distracted by his cuteness. His power and giant keshin is more a 'Wow' to you!

While walking on the streets, he saw a familiar tall and girly figure walking in front of him. Her red hair sways to the sides while her long skirt and attitude made everyone moves aside. She is the school delinquent, Midori Seto. Shinsuke couldn't possibly ignore his own senpai, so he walked up to her and greeted a good morning.

"Midori-senpai! Ohayou!" He grinned as Midori eyed the tiny soccer player.

Midori grinned back at Shinsuke and ruffled his hair, "Yo! Wassup short stuff?!" She greeted while the short boy blushed.

"Mou! Midori-senpai!" Shinsuke laughed with a small blush on his cheeks.

"What'cha doin'?"

"Nothing much! I'm just walking through the streets to school and that's when I saw you Midori-senpai! So I couldn't help but run to you!"

Midori putted her hand on her waist, "Of course you couldn't help it! I'm beautiful!" She said as she flipped her brilliant silky hair.

Shinsuke just chuckled and looked at her. "Hey, did you watch that new anime Lighting Eleven GO Universe?" He asked, trying to change the topic.

"Of course I did!" Midori smirked. "I really like that new character Ibaki Munemasa! He's a hunk! And-HOLY SHIT!" Midori jumped in terror as she backed away from Shinsuke.

"What's wrong senpai?" Shinsuke asked as he moved forward.

"Go... Away..." Midori muttered.

"What? That's mean Midori-senpai!"

"Run..."

"You're asking me to run? But it's still in the mor-"

"I SAY RUN YOU DIMWIT!" Midori screamed as she carried Shinsuke and dashed through the streets.

"E-Eh?" Shinsuke blinked in confusion as he saw Midori carried him. "W-What's going?" He asked with a little confusion and terror plastered on his face.

"CHAUCHAUS! THE FLYING CHAUCHAUS ARE HERE YOU IDIOT!" Midori manage to say-almost-screaming.

"What?"

"CHAUCHAU YOU IDIOT! Midori repeated herself. "THEY'RE THE MOST DEVILISH YET CUTEST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS DOGS IN THE WORLD!" She explained while screaming.

"Huh?"

"LOOK BEHIND YOU, IDIOT!"

After an awkward explanation while running, Shinsuke looked back from Midori's shoulder and saw a whole bunch of flying white-fluffy chauchaus. "Aw~ They're cute~"

"YET THEY'RE FREAKIN' DANGEROUS!"

Finally, Midori and Shinsuke reached the school gates with the group of chauchaus behind them. The other students just stood and froze as they watched the weird scene. After running and panting all through the gates, Midori went inside the soccer club and locked the door.

"Phew!" She wiped her forehead. "We showed them!" She proudly moaned.

"Um... Midori-san?" Shinsuke starched his cheeks.

Midori looked at him with a grin. "Mm? Is something a matter, Shinsuke? Are you hurt?"

But Shinsuke shook his head. "No. I-it's just..." He looked unsure. "W-What's a chauchau?" He asked while stuttering, not sure why that group of white-cute-fluffy-flying dogs chased them.

Midori's eyes twitched. "What? You still don't know what's a chaucahu are?" She face palmed. "Idiot!" She crouched down to Shinsuke's level. "Chauchaus are the most dangerous yet cutest dogs you'd ever seen."

"T-Then why would they chase us?" Shinsuke asked, still shivering.

Before Midori could continue, the Raimon Team appeared.

"Hey guys!"

"Ah, Midori! Your here!" Hamano grinned sheepishly with hands behind his head. "And you're with Shinsuke!"

Kurama walked up with a raised eye brow. "That's a rare sight. I mean, I hardly see you walking with Pikachu here." He said plainly.

"P-Pikachu?" Shinsuke twitched.

Midori ignored Shinsuke's twitch as she stepped forward and used her famous determine face. "This morning, Shinsuke and I got caught by dozens of pairs of flying chauchau's eyes!" She exclaimed while everyone gasped except Shinsuke.

"C-Chauchaus?" The beautiful pink-haired defender, Kirino shivered in terror. "That's terrible!"

"Yup! And the poor Shinsuke here just stood there blind so I rescued him and ran away from the chauchaus! Making me, his hero!" Midori bragged with a wide grin.

"Hero?" Shinsuke tilted his head.

"That's good! It's a good thing that Midori was there to save Pikachu!" Shindou nodded.

Shinsuke pouted. "Mou! Why is everybody calling me a Pikachu?!"

"Because you looked like one, Shinsuke-kun!" Aoi giggled. Making Shinsuke sulk from annoyance.

"Meanies." He boldly mumbled out so that everyone in the room can hear him.

His best friend, Tenma, came to him and comforted him. "Don't worry, Shinsuke." He said while patting Shinsuke's back. "I'm not calling you a Pikachu. You're my friend! Pikachu or no Pikachu!" He smiled brightly; almost making the others in the room go blind.

Shinsuke smiled back brightly too upon hearing that sentence from his best friend. "Thank you, Tenma!" The little one squeaked as well hugged him. "You're the best!"

The best friends hugged each other tight.

"Midori-senpai, are you really alright though?" Tsurugi asked while shoving his hands down to his pockets.

Tenma nodded. "Un, are you really okay? I mean chauchaus are really dangerous!" He screeched girlishly.

Midori just grinned and looked at both of them with a 'you-think-I-can't' face. "Of course I am! My delinquent and cheering powers made my way and I am not tired or hurt at all!" She said almost exclaiming. "Those chauchaus doesn't stand a chance against me!"

"You guys have been saying 'chauchau' since forever! What IS a chauchau? And why do you guys kept saying that it's dangerous?" Shinsuke groaned; feeling left out in the conversation.

The team then looked at Shinsuke with a dark face and 'he's-hopeless' face, making Shinsuke shudder from the weird stares his team mates are making. Awkwardness and doubts filled the air, and whispers spread across the room.

"He still doesn't know..."

"Poor guy..."

"He'll be dead once those demons see his face again..."

"His time is yet to come, I pity Shinsuke..."

"The horrors of the chauchaus are scarier than Kariya's face..."

"Hey! My face isn't scary!"

"It is too!"

"It is not!"

"Oh great, you scared that poor ant away! Your face is totally scary!"

"Damn you, ant!"

"Hey! Don't step on it!"

"I WANT REVENGE! REVENGE FOR THAT ANT! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

"...Rest in peace, Pablo..."

"Who's Pablo?"

"The dead ant..."

"You named that ant?"

"It's just a habit okay?!"

Shinsuke just watched his friends with a giant sweat drop as they argued through useless things. But the ant WAS a big problem. "U-Uh... Guys...?" Shinsuke called to his friends.

"Yeah?" Everyone turned their heads and pointed their eye sights right to Shinsuke.

Shinsuke just double sweat drop and asked again. "So, what is a chauchau?"

Everyone fell silent, and looked at each other. It's as if they're talking to a kid with a very super hard difficult answer. Hikaru then stepped up and crouched down to Shinsuke's point of view.

"Chauchau is a very cute flying dog that is very dangerous. Its vicious eyes, its sharp fangs, and its super fluffy fur! They're super-mega-ultra-ultimate-dangerous-human-kind-ext erminator!" Hikaru proclaimed, and everybody nodded in agreement.

"But..." Shinsuke started. "Why do they chase us? Do we annoy them or so?" He asked.

"W-We don't know too! Hahaha!" Hayami laughed care-freely as his best buddy clings on to him. "T-They're just like that! And according to my calculation, chauchaus will one day eat us without chopping or boiling our meat and eat it all with our on flesh blood to erase human kind from the soil of earth and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" He screeched and panted because he didn't take a breath while explaining his theory.

Hamano just sweat dropped and pats Hayami. "No, I don't think that it will never happen." He said calmly.

"Yeah, that's just... Impossible!" Akane nodded.

Kurama then crossed his hands and nodded too. "Yeah, they are waaaaaaaaay too stupid to do THAT!"

KNOCK! KNOCK!

Heavy knocks was heard from the door. The team shivered.

"Why I have a feeling that the chauchaus are mad when Kurama said that they are stupid?" Shindou whimpered with fears covering his eyes.

Kurama flinched. "WHAT!?"

"Tsk. You better watch your words, Kurama!" Sangoku scolded. And...

CRACK!

The door cracked open and revealed... "OH NO!"

A bunch of cute little white puffs with cute little wings and sharp teeth appear before the team ever wept.

"Grr..." The chauchaus growled.

"Oh shit."

The next thing they knew that the chauchaus are attacking them.

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"Awww~" Shinsuke chimed as he hugged one of the chauchaus. "You guys are so cute!" He toned while throwing it up to the air and back safely in his hands again.

"Woof!"

"I told you that they are not dangerous." Shinsuke scolded the team. "They just need some love and understanding."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Yeah yeah." The team responded as they played with the chauchaus. Now the team loved and respected the chauchau dog monsters.

THE END


((Now I will create the Author's note for this part! xD))

Izumi: I shall be called Izumi Saru in this deminsion but you guys can still call me Saranako.

Puchii: That's my Sa-chan~

Izumi: Hehe... Anyway, I hope you guys like it.

Puchii: Sorry about our randomness and such!

Izumi: Yosh. The next part will be about...

Puchii: BUTLERS AND US!

Izumi: Yes and please review.

Puchii: PLEASEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~

Bye!

((That was the randomness Author's note that I ever wrote! /shot/ Yosh. Please review~))