Disclaimer: Aquamarine

"Brrr. It's pretty cold out here," said Valon. "I don't understand how you talked me into joining you in this stupid husky race."

"But there'll be great prizes for first place!" insisted Raphael, hitching up the sled to some huskies he had stolen. (He had also killed the owner with a machine gun.) One of the huskies bit his butt. Raphael screamed like a three month old girl.

The beginning of the race...

"Ready, gentlemen? On you marks, get set, GO!" cried the starter, with a shot of his gun.

Meanwhile, Raphael and Valon had quickly taken the lead, but Joey and Yugi were just behind them. Suddenly, a Taliban terrorist jumped down and clicked a button on his cell phone. A huge net came out of a helicopter nearby in the air, and snatched all the racers up.

"What's the meaning of this!" demanded the judge. The Taliban said in a French accent,

"If all of you don't surrender your wallets, I will click this button which will activate this bomb." The Taliban menacingly tossed a bomb around and waved the control stick. Raphael knew he had to act fast, and he did. "Mush!" he said to his huskies, and they sped off like the wind. They smashed into the Taliban and knocked him down. Unfortunately, the when the Taliban was knocked down, he clicked the button, and the bomb exploded. Since they were racing on a frozen lake, the lake exploded, and everybody started drowning.

Screams were could be heard all around. But when all looked hopeless, the rescue team came and saved everybody, (although they all had a bad cold afterwards.)

After all that screaming and chaos, all the racers and the Taliban went inside the mountain lodge and sat around a huge fireplace sipping beer, coffee, or coco. Suddenly, again, while everybody was relaxing, laughing, and making jokes, the Taliban pulled a stick of dynamite out of his pants and tossed it into the fireplace. But Raphael was too quick for him and caught it. He threw it away and sat down again.

Once again, around the fireplace...

The Taliban looked around and tied Raphael up in his blanket and tried to throw him out the window, but Valon hit him on the head with a log.

Once again, around the fireplace...

The Taliban quickly ran forward, grabbed a log, and set it on fire. Then he tried to hit Raphael, but he missed and hit one of the waitresses. She screamed.

As everybody was going to their beds...

"Goodnight, evil Taliban," said Raphael. The Taliban had been chained to a wall. He cried the rest of the night.

The End.