Okay, this should have been up sooner.
Quick explanation: I was watching the Olympics & thought it was hilarious when Sweden was disqualified from the Womens Freestyle Relay, so it prompted this piece of crack
Disclaimer: The usual
Five males sat in a den in front of a large flatscreen TV. The floor was littered with empty beer bottles, vodka bottles, and soda cans. Three of the males sat on a cushy sofa, while one settled in a leather recliner and one-the youngest of the group-on the carpeted floor amongst the rubbish. The television was blasting the London 2012 Womens' Relay.
The competing teams were America, Japan, Australia, China, Britian, Denmark, and Sweden. Two of the present males had one hand gripping their respective armrest on the sofa and their other hand tightly held a bottle of beer. The poor male wedged between them, held his vodka as though it would spare him from the wrath of his friends.
There were two swimmers left on all the teams, America and Australia competing for the lead that America currently other four countries seemed to lag behind.
"You can do it, Lotte!" Denmark yelled. That earned him a book thrown at his head, courtesy of Norway, who had taken refuge on a recliner the moment he saw the teams competing.
The only thing -or one, for that matter- that stood-more like sat- between Denmark and Sweden and their tempers was Finland. The little Nordic had no idea what he was in for when he wound up between Denmark and Sweden on the sofa.
Sweden watched, his expression blank, but Finland knew that he was silently cheering for his girls. What shocked everyone was when the competition reached the final stretch. Australia had taken America's lead and the Netherlands was catching up quickly with their final swimmer. Denmark and Sweden still lagged. Five jaws dropped when it was revealed that Australia had taken the gold, Netherlands the silver, and America the bronze.
What shocked the five even more was Sweden being disqualified.
Denmark jumped out of his seat in enthusiansm of being qualified, while Sweden was knocked out of the competition. Sweden let out what could ony be described as a mourning cry, much to the amazement of Finland, Iceland, and Norway.
Denmark cheered like a maniac.
Norway sighed. Turning to Sweden, he stated, "You're never going to hear the end of this."
