A/N: Hello I hope you enjoy my story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul-Eater or anything else really.
Ch1
A new kind of lesson. Did you say Candyfornia?
It seemed like any other day at the DWMA. The sun with a humorous smile chuckled as he observed an unlikely visitor climbing the stairs to the academy's entrance. A dark-skinned man dressed in a cupcake-patterned suit with a licorice staff peaked over his sunglasses. He looked at his blackberry phone for a room number and held on to a colorful box in his other hand. He sighed and then spotted Maka leaning against the wall reading.
"Excuse me little miss," he said. Maka was startled by his appearance. "Do you know where this room is? I have to meet Shinigami-sama."
"Sure I can show you. We aren't far actually." Maka lead the man down the hall. "Umm…I've never seen you here. Are you going to be a teacher?" She asked.
"Ha ha ha. No little missy I'm just here to play a game with Shinigami-sama. He thought it might be interesting for a few students to also participate. I never got your name missy."
"I'm Maka."
"I'm Poop Dogz with a 'z'" The pair reached Shinigami's room. Poop Dogz strutted in and adjusted his coat and Maka followed him in. Poop Dogz seemed pleasantly amused by the sky and clouds in the room. Shinigami was standing by his mirror while Death the Kid and Black Star were sitting at a large table.
"Hello hello! What's up Dogz?" Shinigami greeted cheerfully. Death the Kid shivered and grimaced upon seeing his asymmetrical patterned suit while Black Star was stifling a laugh.
"Shinigami my man!" They shook hands and bumped knuckles which caused pain in Poop Dogz's hand. "You got some mighty hands there Shinigami. I wouldn't want to see you with brass knuckles man." He shook out his hand.
"Oh ho ho I forget my own strength sometimes. Forgive me. Is that the game?" Poop Dogz nods and places the rectangular box labeled "Candyfornia" on the table.
"Are you serious?" Black Star laughs. "It looks like a little kids game. I, the man who will surpass God have other things to do than play kiddie games. You understand right Shinigami-sama?" He grins and looks at Shinigami expecting to be dismissed.
"No I'm quite serious Black Star. You too Maka, don't think I can't see you creeping toward the exit." Maka freezes mid-step.
"But Shinigami-sama, Soul and I have a mission to do today."
"Oh don't worry about that! The mission will still be there tomorrow. Besides he and the other weapons should be on their way here."
Liz, Patty, Tsubaki, and Soul arrive. Liz is filing her nails while Patty appears sleepy. "Alright everyone I shall explain the remedial lesson," Shinigami begins.
"Remedial lesson?" The students exclaim in union.
"Yes. This is no ordinary game. Your souls will go into the to game board and you must survive. Well I must admit I just been wanting to play this game since I saw it in that music video…" He trails off mumbling.
"Umm…So father are we all going into this game?" Kid asked snapping his father back to the conversation.
"Oh no just Meisters. Usually the meisters have lead during battle but this way your soul will have a game piece and your weapon partner will be leading you. So this way we have five players. It will be I, Poop Dogz, Liz and Patty, Tsubaki, and Soul."
"I don't know, this game doesn't look so cool. Looks like a wannabe Candyland." Soul comments.
"The winner will receive a glorious prize. Offered by Poop Dogz and myself of course. You students will be working as a team against us." Shinigami explains.
"A GLORIOUS PRIZE?" Black Star jumps from his chair to the table. "WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT WHAT IS IT?"
"You will have to win this game little man to find that out, but if you lose you will have to do something for Shinigami and I " Poop Dogz smirks. "You will have to have to be our servants and be ready for intensive training for all your free time this month."
"Well Tsubaki and I will be taking the prize because I'm number one! Right Tsubaki?" Black Start boasts and Tsubaki nods.
"Glorious…it must be symmetrical…" Kid's eyes sparkle as Liz rolls her eyes and Patty is trying to catch a cloud in the background.
"Well it does look kinda fun and there's a prize," Maka thinks aloud and watches Poop Dogz open the game board. It has several pathways winding around cupcakes, ice cream, chocolates, cotton candy, candy canes, and pancakes. "But wait, who will be going into the game board to represent you?" Maka looks at both Shinigami and Poop Dogz. Just then Spirit and a strangely dressed girl walk into the room. Well more like Spirit being dragged in because he was clinging to the girl's foot.
"Let me go weirdo!"
"But I love you Kathy, I love your videos!" Spirit picked himself up when he noticed Maka's angry face.
"Dad you are so EMBARRASING!" Maka throws a random book at her father.
Ch 1 end
A/n: I know it's a bit of a slow start but don't worry I'm already working on the next chapter and they finally start the game! The idea for this was inspired by Katy Perry's wacky new video called California Girls. Names have been changed of course :O Think of Poop dog from invader zim hehe.
Here's a preview to hopefully entice you XD….or disturb you haha. It's my first story yay! Please review!
Three gummy bears come out from behind the trees and look at Kid. The green one approaches him wiggling its short arms. It seems to want a hug.
"Aww, they're so cute and symmetrical!" Kid hugs the green one with his eyes twinkling. The other bears hug him.
"Umm Kid…"
