Hi guys. I'm sorry for not writing anything for ages, but I hope you like this. I will finish this eventually.


Ichigo looked around carefully. It wasn't like anyone else would be in the area, it was just natural reflex.

The long white halls, large three metre high ceiling and the complete and utter silence was getting to him.

The room he was in was large, white and filled with large, labelled portals. The portals were all two metres diameter, and a deep purple colour. The room must have been filled with thousands of portals, all leading to a different part of the living world.

Ichigo dropped all pretence of being quiet. After all, what was the use of a flashy exit if no one was there to see it?

He grinned evilly. This was gonna be so much fun! He walked to one of the fire alarm switches and flicked it. Immediately, a loud wail echoed out of the basement, continuing on to fill the Soul Society.

Now all he had to do was wait.

He chose a random portal, and after reading the sign saying 'AMERICA', he deduced that the portal lead to America. Logic. Good thing that he knew how to speak English. As the sound of running feet reached him, he walked until he was standing in front of the portal.

He smiled as the footsteps drew ever closer. Then, the trade mark sound of Shunpo reached his ears, and the captains arrived in the usual swish of clothes and whoosh of air.

Shunsui stood at the point of the triangle formation. He stepped forwards threateningly. "Kurosaki, Why are you here?" He questioned, his voice full of authority.

Ichigo grinned. "I'm gonna take a vacation, and you can't stop me."

Shunsui took another step forwards. This time his face was full of confusion. "What?"

But he was too late to grab Ichigo, for he had already jumped through the portal.

"Bye, Bitches!"

Then he was gone.

Hitsugaya summed up the entire situation with one word.

"Fuck."


Yup, that's it. I will continue this, eventually. Please review.