The Fine Art of Bribery
"Goku." Sanzo's voice was stern, allowing no room for argument, indeed, allowing no room for words. "Take a bath!"
Too bad the monkey king had always ignored that tone of voice. "Sanzo!" he whined. "I don't wanna! I hate bathes! I hate soap!"
Sanzo gave him a grimace. "But you like water." Goku rolled his eyes as though the priest were daft.
"Sure I like water. It's the soap I hate." Sanzo thought for a minute. What could he possibly say to Goku that would make him want to take a bath? Normally, their ramshackle group had to put up with Goku's stink for days before the monkey king decided to even take a soak. That would not be the case this time, Sanzo would make sure of that.
"I'll treat you to meat buns, if you take a bath." Goku's eyes lit up, the priest was almost positive the monkey king would agree.
"You mean like on a date?!" Sanzo raised a thin blonde eye brow, but shrugged.
"Sure, if that's what you want."
"Then you gotta sweeten the deal, blasphemous priest." Blasphemous? Had Hakkai been teaching Goku new words behind his back again? And since when did Goku barter?
"I'll take a bath with you." again, the sparkle. He could see Goku squirming in at the thought of being together, naked , in water. It was like every teenager's sexual fantasy. He could almost see the perverted thoughts swimming through brown eyes.
And then the sparkle was gone, replaced by a competitive glow. Goku wiggled his eyebrows lewdly, smirking with his arms crossed over his chest. "There's one more thing you gotta give up, Sanzo."
Gold eyes rolled up in exasperation. "And you can sleep with me tonight too." Goku let out a shout, throwing a fist into the air before latching onto the blonde priest, who felt like he desperately needed a smoke.
It was times like these he had to wonder who was bribing who.
OWARI
lol. Just a short Sanzo x Goku fic. Goku seems like a cat sometimes. Lol. They should have kissed.... review please!
