Darth Vader and the porcelain toothed Emperor

As any self-respectiong star wars fan would or at least should know, the Emperor is a crooked porcelain toothed ugly maniac of a Sith Lord who doesn't know sherbet from gunpowder. Of course no one should forget the irrepressible Darth Vader.

Darth vader was taking his annual walk around Executor, when he stumbled upon a drunken officer's foot. Angrily, Vader spun around with a frown apon his face. Of course, what,s a frown without an unmasked face. Quickly Vader used his superior force powers to make the officer frown, The officer's face crumpled up so hard that his face literally turned inside out. Blood sprayed onto vader's mask, making him appear severely sunburnt. Vader then took the officers' hand and skipped merrily to the emperors little speaking room Y' know, from episode V. Puzzled,

The officer asked "What's a place like me doin' in a guy like this" The Emperor replied: "A place like you is gonna gedda lecture of severe ppppain!" The officer blushed for some unbeknown reason.

Later, at the funeral Vader viped the tears that were short circuiting his life support mechanism. The emperor took another spoon of gunpowder that was in his pocket. "Y'know, Vader we aught to be more like admiral ackbar." Vader was secretly gagging in his helmet due to the green turned gunpowder on his teeth, his crooked, porcelain teeth.

"Why is that you ugly, I, I mean... my master."Vader asked.

" Because he is a lovely mon calamarian, Don't you see his compassion for his many companions. Come my friend, let's go to the life star and pick artificial flowers and weave them into lovely jewelery."

Later, at the "Life Star"...

"Admiral Ozzel, I don't want your excuses, DO MY PAPERWORK!" Vader boomed.

"but sir, I cannot do it without a pen or your paperwork."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!" Vader screamed in frustration .Do it or DIE!"

I bet you can't wait for the next chapter HUH HUH?

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