Koei CEO:Director!
Director:*gloomy* What...?
Koei CEO:You, inspect the kingdoms' rooms.
Director:Why? Don't we have an health inspector?
CEO:No, he quit. He said he saw some awful things.I'm not sure what he meant by that.
Director:Why me?Plus,the kingdoms' have maids and servants.
CEO:They are 2000 years-old,they don't know a thing about germs. We need to clean it for them so the characters won't get sick easily. Here is a blacklight,report what you see, and I'll send a group to sanitize the room.
Only if it is THAT dirty. And here is a machine to identify what stains are on a surface.
Director:That doesn't explain why I'm doing the inspection!
CEO:Remember that Disney fiasco? This is your punishment for that. Refuse,you are demoted to being one of the kingdom's servants. Cao Pi's, Yuan Shao's,or maybe even Dong Zhou's?
Director:But, I did some things in each kingdom...And they are not gonna to be happy to see me...
CEO:Oh really? Tell what you had done that was SO ghastly.
The director explained what had happened back in"Dynasty Warriors and Disney."
CEO:*eyes wide*WHAT! You did all that?! You were that sure you were going to die? So,how were Zhen Ji's boobs?
Director:They're fake...
CEO:Aww...But still, you have to do the inspection.
Director:But-
CEO:You had it coming, don't be surprised if they glare at you or try to kill you when you're doing this. But I will send a message saying to not kill you.
Director:But I wanted to die...*sigh* Fine. *leaves room*
(Where should I go first? Jin?No they're still mad. Wei? I didn't do that much... Wu? I'm sure they still want me dead...Shu? No,they take things too seriously, and I'll die no matter what.)
