To Catherine,
I feel like such an idiot.
To Ana,
Damn you.
If you think about it, we're all really dorky in our own little ways. I'm practically queen of the dorks, big glasses that serve as my crown.
Well, maybe not Jacob. I mean, I've barely ever talked to the guy (he kind of just looms around the group and if he does talk, its certainly not to me). Kim mentioned to me that he was a big movie buff, but I'd never seen a movie with him other than Frozen, when we were covering a 'Babysitting Claire' shift for Quil, and I highly doubt that counted. I mean, what facts does he have stored away about Idina Menzel?
On the other side of the coin, Quil is an absolute Disney princess fiend - he can name all of the Disney princesses to date, along with their male counterparts. ("I've told you before! Merida doesn't get a boyfriend!")
Seth is the go-to source of all your J. R. R. Tolkien desires. I swear, he is more knowledgeable on Middle Earth than Gandalf is. ("Legolas is the Elf prince of Mirkwood, not Rivendell! He was only there for the Council of Elrond where they decided the fate of the One Ring!")
Paul is pretty much the all but official reincarnation of Albus Dumbledore. ("Its Wingardium LeviOsa, nor LevioSA!")
Sam, bless him, with his undying devotion towards Emily, is a devoted fan of Rachel Ray and the rest of the Food Network. ("Its called Thirty-Minute Meals and don't you dare disrespect her!")
Jared, on the other hand, is pretty much the only one you can rely on for relatable things like Supernatural and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. ("The other guys were really into Supernatural too, but then there was that episode where Sam Winchester had sex with that werewolf girl and everything went to hell from there.")
Collin and Brady are just the cutest slices of pie in the batch, I swear. As experts on everything and anything Percy Jackson and the Olympians, those two sweethearts are just so middleschool, it just breaks my heart. ("Goddammit, Brady! You know that Zoë Nightshade was Artemis' first lieutenant!" "Collin, you're wrong! Zoë was Artemis' first lieutenant in the SERIES, not in the entire existence of time! It was never stated in canon!")
And then there's my least favorite of them all ("I'm kidding, I swear."), a little son of a bitch that holds none of the previous, but instead, an extensive knowledge of all the Pokémon games. ("No, no, no! Brock was only the Rock-type gym leader in the original generation, not Pokemon Diamond!")
And this is how I met him.
I have never read or seen Twilight before, Ana is paying me to write this, please let me die.
