The Deaths Of A Clone Trooper
Disclaimer: don't own any of the star wars characters
1 goes out and gets shot immediately
2 the clone transporter crashes before making it to the battle field
3 friendly fire
4 goes to the bathroom and never comes back
5 who farted in the atte
6 falls off the atst
7 goes in the woods (use your imagination)
8 bullet rebounds
9 obi-wan-Kenobi turns on his light saber and cuts a trooper. Ouch
10 steps in quicksand…
11 speeder fatigue…
12 who left this wrench in his turbine
13 dies of old age
14 gets ran over by a speeder
15 gets killed by an enemy
16 dies of a nose bleed
and last one:
17 get crushed by a atst
