"I am telling you, we need to get some crisps." Harry tried to get up off of the couch, but after the second try gave up.
"Call an elf. I want some pizza." Severus stated as he passed the joint to Lucius. He pulled Harry closer to him.
"Just don't call Dobby, we might get ten pizzas." Lucius said then proceeded to inhale, passing it to Narcissa. He put his legs up and closed his eyes.
"We need some candy, after that, we can work on me taking control of the world." Dumbledore remarked. "Lemon drops."
"No, and who invited you? Go away." Minerva summoned an elf and had snacks ordered, as well as Dumbledore gone. "He is such a downer. When does he officially retire?"
"Tom, I think he wants your job still. End of the year. Something about him being the ex-Headmaster but yet not having enough years teaching to get his full benefits." Harry muttered, enjoying his cuddle against Severus, who gave him a kiss.
"Most likely. Never could take no for an answer. Pass it along Cissa, sharing is caring." Bella remarked she nudge her sister.
"I am, I am." Narcissa responded. "I am craving some those American Cheesy Fries that we had when we were in NY."
"Oh, those were good." Lucius answered. "Tom, can we crash here tonight? I don't think I am up for going to our quarters."
"Sure. Plenty of space." Voldemort answered as he inhaled deeply, leaning back in his chair. He finally waved his hand around to reflect the furniture they were all sitting on, knowing everyone would sleep where they were currently. "Make sure we don't get Nagini stoned again, she was so cranky the next morning when I didn't have a rat for her."
"Is that why she ate Pettigrew?" Poppy asked. "This stuff is better than the medical quality crap they issue. Who did you get it from?"
"Fifth-year Puff, I busted them trying to sell it to a few Claws." Minerva stated. "I think Severus got some from them last week."
"I did." Severus reached into his robes, pulling out some M&M's. "That was what we used on Friday last week."
"Now that was good stuff." Poppy added. "Is it that Johnson boy?"
"Yes, seems Daddy Dearest is a dealer. He pinched a few kilos from him and has been trying to sell it. He is worse then Draco was with "wait until my father hears about this."
"Hey." Draco muttered from his spot on the floor. He was half asleep with his head in a sleeping Hermione's lap.
Harry ignored Draco and added. "He is failing because I have been telling people it's Oregano."
Everyone giggled, causing Minerva to switch into her cat form. "Toss some catnip out." Narcissa laughed.
Bella instead pulled out some string. "Let's see how stoned our kitty is." Minerva ignored the string, hoped down and curled up in front of the hearth. "She's out."
"She started earlier today after Dumbledore tried to get her to do inventory for the year." Severus giggled.
"I think your stoned, love." Harry remarked.
"Yes, I am." Severus popped a few more M&M's into his mouth. "We need to buy more of these."
"You gained a stone since I introduced you to them." Harry kissed him. "Which you needed to gain by the way. I have more in our quarters."
Soon all of them were sleeping, the new staff at Hogwarts were relaxing after all the student had left for their Christmas holiday. Harry's last thought was "who knew joining the dark would be so much fun."
