Romance/Comedy/Movie-type thing/Uh...Hey! There aren't anymore genres!/What? I thought I said/QUIT IT!!!/...../Thats it!/-_- Fic of DOOM or just Fic of DOOM: aka Soon to be retitiled
Prologue

Disclaimer:
Ok, First off, I will NEVER!!!! Give credit to Nick for kicking Zim. Never! Credit for creation of Invader Zim and all characters in that show belongs to the Comic God, Jhonen Vasquez! And the few fan characters that appear are MINE!!!! MINE!!! MINE I TELL YOU!
*ahem* Now, on to the story....
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The scene opens with a view of the Massive. We quickly zoom in to see two tired rulers. They are really groggy, and seem to be wearing their sleeping clothes. Red was in his red and black boxers and had a little stocking over each antenna that was striped white and red. Purple was dressed in a purple t-shirt that said "I'm a Tallest!", purple boxers, and stockings on each antenna exactly like Red's only purple and white. The time was approximatley 2:30 AM (well, sorta, I guess...) and the.....people who controll the ship (a/n: gotta love that description) called on them.

"Incoming Transmission from....Well, just a void in space."

"Do we have to answer this? I mean, we were just about to go to bed!" complained Red.

"Sires, with all do respect, I think as leaders it would only be right to answer the call NOW. Otherwise, they might keep calling all night and I will have no other choice but to alert you each and every time. Come on. This call might even be important enough to affect all of our lives!"

"I doubt it," mumbled Purple. He turned to Red and shruged his shoulders. "I guess we'll take the call. But let this be the last one for the night!"

"Of course, my lords. Downloading Video Cam.......and....There they are."

What was on the screen was a female Irken. She looked quite unfamiliar, but the Tallest really didn't look at the screen. They were yawning most of the time, too.

"My Tallest. I would like to tell you that my mission on Vegeta was a failure seeing as it wasn't there when I got there. However, I did manage to conquer a lot of other planets in the name of Irk. My Tallests, I would like to recieve permission to....DESTROY!!!!!!!! Zim. Would that be ok with you two?"

Neither Red or Purple heard a word she said. Of course, they didn't care enough to ask her to repeat or explain anything.

"Yeah, uh huh, sure, whatever" Mumbled Red.

"Go ahead and do whatever you want to Zi...Zi...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz" Purple fell asleep, but quickly got back up to finnish his sentance "Zim. We'll just...wait here.....Zzzzzzzz" He fell asleep again.

"Thank you, My Lords. I will report in as soon as I get to his planet. Bye! ^_^" She waved back at them and the screen turned blank.

"Lets go to bed already, Red..." Purple said, practically dragging along.

"Yeah, uh huh, sure, whatever..." He fell on his throne. Purple grabbed the exhausted Red by the hand, and pulled him to bed. (A/N: you can think WHATEVER you want from that point. They could have just one bed for the both of them, or two seperate ones. Let your mind decide ;D )

Back in the void in space, we see what looks like a Voot Cruiser. It looks almost the same as Zim's, only with a slightly different design and colors. The camera closes up on the glass untill we are actually in the ship. There is the same female Irken as seen before in the transmission.

"Well, guess I'm off," she typed a code as what looked like a flat-screen that was on the window folded up and went into a little....box thing in the ceiling. "Now, all I gotta do is find out where Zim is... It shouldn't take too long ever since I upgraded my Voot Cruiser to a Voot Speeder. It should get there in at least 10 times the usual pace..." She glanced at a small screen on her transparent key-board. It looked like a map of the universe. The words "SEARCHING" flashed across the screen, as well. "I only hope that my pretty out-dated computer can work....I must update this as soon as I get rid of Zim..." The camera Zooms back out to a veiw of the Voot.

"CORN MUFFINS!!!" Bellowed a voice out of no where.

"SHUT UP, NIR!!!" Yelled the female Irken. We zoom back even more till we just see space, and what looks like the Milky Way to the left. The scene fades to black.

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A word from Nikki: Whee!!! Fan character MADNESS!!! Don't worry, I promise to come up with a better name for the story, soon. Anyway, this is just the prologue, the real story starts in Chapter One! Will we find out who this mysterious Irken is? Will she get to Zim? Will the Tallest ever care about anything?

Purple and Red: Hey!

Nikki: What? It's true!

Purple: It is not!

Red: Yeah! It's just fan fiction!

Nikki: So!? It's probably what'd happen in the actual show, anyway...

Purple: What show?

Nikki: ....

Anyway, hope you liked this little taste of my story! Tune in for the begining of the fic, and let me know what you think! I love to hear comments and reviews!!